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[Xantalos]

Falco PAWNCH

[Skyrunner]

C++.

Falcon punch? Like a man does with ... It's hot, too.

[Max White]

Falco PAWNCH

Realy? You think we can't link powerful thrusts to sex? Are you even trying?

[Ultimuh]

Falco PAWNCH

Feeling the need to punch your significant other during foreplay and/or intercourse?

C++

Programming is not much different from babymaking.

[Darvi]

A hypothetical thing that has absolutely nothing to do with sex.

If we can crack that, we have won the thread forever.

[Xantalos]

If we're moving into the hypothetical, then ... Anti-sex.

[Max White]

C++.

Ok this one is interesting because you are a programmer. Clearly you yourself are attracted to programming languages, thus you can't stop thinking about them and had to bring one up.
Yea, I know the allure of c++. She might be a little older than some others out there, and she sure has been around the block in that time, but good god she has all the power!

[Ultimuh]

A hypothetical thing that has absolutely nothing to do with sex.

If we can crack that, we have won the thread forever.

The need of wanting a 'thing' that is so far away from sex indicates that you indeed are sexually frustrated.

[Darvi]

Close, but no cigar.

Now, is the cigar an allegory for dicks, or is it just a cigar?

[Skyrunner]

C++.

Ok this one is interesting because you are a programmer. Clearly you yourself are attracted to programming languages, thus you can't stop thinking about them and had to bring one up.
Yea, I know the allure of c++. She might be a little older than some others out there, and she sure has been around the block in that time, but good god she has all the power!

Therefore I am LGBT. D:
... Or maybe L or B.

How 'bout... hangul? It's a constructed alphabet.

[Il Palazzo]

A hypothetical thing that has absolutely nothing to do with sex.

If we can crack that, we have won the thread forever.

If we're moving into the hypothetical, then ... Anti-sex.

You need sex first before you can have anti-sex. Sou when you're talking about something unrelated to sex you're thinking about sex.

[Max White]

Now, is the cigar an allegory for dicks, or is it just a cigar?

Depends, how badly do you want to wrap your lips around one right now?

[Ultimuh]

Ok, I think we are going a bit too far with details. 
So I wonder how Toady and Threetoe would react to this thread.

[Max White]

Toady

Oh yea...
I'm out.

[Xantalos]

Ok, I think we are going a bit too far with details. 
So I wonder how Toady and Threetoe would react to this thread.

It's not explicit or anything, but I might as well add a warning to the OP.