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Author Topic: The village. Give me it.  (Read 3385 times)

Pyro627

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Re: The village. Give me it.
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2012, 12:49:41 pm »

Reminds me of a necromancer in one of my worlds who wrote "the definitive guide to the tower", which was a guide to his own tower that bubbled over with cheerfulness.
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*I hope. It could just be lulling me into a false sense of security.

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Re: The village. Give me it.
« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2012, 12:55:56 pm »

Reminds me of a necromancer in one of my worlds who wrote "the definitive guide to the tower", which was a guide to his own tower that bubbled over with cheerfulness.
"This is my tower! It's not as big as some other towers but I like it a lot :)
People like to giggle when I say that, but then I kill them and turn them into a zombie friend!! :D
Inside the door, you'll see a slavering horde of the undead. Say hi, slavering hordes! :)
Then we just climb up these cute little stairs here and you come to my corpse dissecting room! :D
I've been trying to sew swords onto my zombies to make them deadlier, but I haven't had much luck. :(
I also have a nice little office in here. There's my desk, there's my nice easy chair and there are a few of my books :)
One of them is the book I learned necromancy from, and then I had to kill my family to try it out! :D
Then I got sad that my family was dead :( but now they'll be my friends forever and ever! :D "
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Re: The village. Give me it.
« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2012, 03:30:33 pm »

Can go into the raws and set all civs starting sites to CITY..
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Re: The village. Give me it.
« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2012, 03:44:05 pm »

I just realized that I've found a "give me the tower" (see my sig for more info)

... Found inside a necro tower. I guess he got what he wanted?
(until the werellama killed him)
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Re: The village. Give me it.
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2012, 05:49:57 pm »

No, no, it's like the tens of thousands of songs about "my little town".

He's just saying he misses living back home where he could dig up corpses in peace.
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Re: The village. Give me it.
« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2012, 04:55:01 am »

No, no, it's like the tens of thousands of songs about "my little town".

He's just saying he misses living back home where he could dig up corpses in peace.

Oh, give me a home
Where the zombies moan
And the rain and the deadly clouds slaaaa-aaay.
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Re: The village. Give me it.
« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2012, 09:33:20 pm »

Oh, give me a home
Where the zombies moan
And the rain and the deadly clouds slaaaa-aaay.

Where seldom is heard
A single coherent word
Just the captives' screams of dismay.
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Re: The village. Give me it.
« Reply #22 on: November 19, 2012, 05:18:07 am »

Oooh, nicely done.
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