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[StLeibowitz]

It's beautiful 

[peregarrett]

As the dwarves rushed out, Master Necromancer hid himself with magic and ordered the kobold to play "dead" at the stockpile. They didn't notice the change of it's pose.
But the exit is blocked now . They have to find another one.

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A curious crow landed next to badger corpse, which was hiding in the high grass. In hopes of tasty dinner it pecked the badger in the cheek...
The natural rage of badger specie unites with the undead hate to alive being and overcomes the Master's order of staying still.  Badger punches the crow with his paw and sends it to the unnatural flight atthe nearby tree, where it exploded in gore.

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Unfortunately, that destroyed their camouflage.

...
Oh, the famous dwarven booze! *Gulp*

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Bleeeah!!!       

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[Bobnova]

I am impressed.

[peregarrett]

I am impressed.

It's beautiful 

PTW.

Posting to watch. I'm enjoying this.

can i watch?

Just join this story of stupidness and bad luck.  It's free for all.

[peregarrett]

- Argh! Take that! - barked Flyswift as the copper bolt hit the badger in the head.

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- And this!
Flying {copper bolt} strikes boar corpse in the front left leg, tearing the skin, tearing the muscle and breaking the bone.
Boar corpse falls over.

[Brewster]

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Master plan - Step #5: Set-up a line of cage traps and wait for the bastard to come.

[Brewster]

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The necromancer continues his path towards the unknown passage, angering the cat.
He stumbles across giant spider webs.

[Vanzetti]

So, I see some people don't even need the program anymore to play DF, huh? Is this like chess by mail?

[AutomataKittay]

So, I see some people don't even need the program anymore to play DF, huh? Is this like chess by mail?

I wonder if someone could get a whole city to act like a fortress, with each person having a dwarf.

[Brewster]

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∩,,,.².²,`,☼☼.` The Human Beekeeper necromancer collides with The cat!
╥',',.c²²',.☼.☼ The Human Beekeeper necromancer bounces backward!
≈,',.Ñ,,`.☼☼,,☼ The Human Beekeeper necromancer strikes The cat in the lower front teeth with
▓▓.,'`'▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ his <‹‹sheep leather-bound book››> and the severed part sails off in an arc!
 ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓       

[Aseaheru]

screaming cat?

[PrivateNomad]

Holy shit, just checked back on the thread. Astonishing.

[PrivateNomad]

MEANWHILE, IN THE ELVEN RETREAT...


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A small group of elves gather near the hazy fogs of the autumn forest, the place they call home and discuss.
"Dwarves are such rufians..." One decrees, making a plaintive gesture.
"Yes, yes, I do agree." The other says, a smug look glued onto his face.
"Say, how many dwarves does it take to screw in a torch stance?" One jokes.
"Why, how many?" The other asks.
"None, they're to short!" They both laugh together.

[Slayerhero90]

Another elf enters the clearing.

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"That's not entirely fair to them. They do help us kill off the snobs that they call merchants..."

[PrivateNomad]

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Suddenly, out of the border mists of the retreat, an evil necromancer walks through, casting a fell beam of dark magic towards the elf, killing him...