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Author Topic: What have you done with your injured dwarves?  (Read 2400 times)

GoombaGeek

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Re: What have you done with your injured dwarves?
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2012, 09:48:16 am »
This game.

"I tried to grant my Dwarves a quick death, but instead they died of thirst while zombie ravens slowly pecked out their eyeballs."
"Awww... (You were inefficient!)"

"I built a drowning chamber to kill all the children in my fortress."
"lol post more! (I am impressed!)"
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Loud Whispers

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Re: What have you done with your injured dwarves?
« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2012, 12:47:54 pm »
Quote from: GoombaGeek on November 21, 2012, 09:48:16 am
"I tried to grant my Dwarves a quick death, but instead they died of thirst while zombie ravens slowly pecked out their eyeballs."
"Awww... (You were inefficient!)"
HEROIC DEATH

Quote from: GoombaGeek on November 21, 2012, 09:48:16 am
"I built a drowning chamber to kill all the children in my fortress."
"lol post more! (I am impressed!)"
HEROIC RESOURCE EXPENDITURE
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Andrew425

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Re: What have you done with your injured dwarves?
« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2012, 02:00:33 pm »
I think the answer is simple. Cannon fodder. How else are you going to fill up your coffins?
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Deepblade

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Re: What have you done with your injured dwarves?
« Reply #18 on: November 22, 2012, 03:57:56 am »
Easy. Injure the dwarves and have your Chief Medical Doctor, preferably named "House or "Bones", patch them up and gain skill.
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Cassandra

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Re: What have you done with your injured dwarves?
« Reply #19 on: November 22, 2012, 04:04:34 am »
Injuries that keep them from their jobs, therefore inconvienencing me...

Those dwarves or elves are fed to the vampiric population. Aka, sent to the hospital, where I send my vampires to 'dine'.

Does this make me a bad overseer?
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Re: What have you done with your injured dwarves?
« Reply #20 on: November 22, 2012, 04:05:10 am »
Quote from: Andrew425 on November 21, 2012, 02:00:33 pm
I think the answer is simple. Cannon fodder. How else are you going to fill up your coffins?
Literally. Get them to drwabridge and launch at oncoming invaders!
Bonus points for their torn limbs launched with them!
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Quote from: Asra on November 25, 2012, 08:02:16 pm
The first small thing that made me feel awesome was my indoor waterfall. A few minutes later though, it started flooding my fort so I felt less awesome.
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