Having nothing else to do, ressyrect some random guy as a cereal box.
4: You take on the guise of some random chaos god and resurrected your past self into a cereal box.
In the afterlife you did not remember how it happened. But your future self gave you another chance you find yourself in a strange vessel, because you ARE a container of morning comestibles. Reality was torn asunder by the Death God's hands, and you were granted power to wish. You wished for wings and legs, then weapon as you confronted Dr. Bright. You blew planet Earth apart, and while floating in space you began to have a flash back...
You were just a broke guy in the path of a mafia, but with your prowess and insanity you managed to massacre the guards in your apartment while trying to kill off the two mafia agents, they survived, as you died when you tackled a guard out of the building
In the afterlife you did not remember how it happened. But the Death God gave you another chance you find yourself in a strange vessel, because you ARE a container of morning comestibles. Reality was torn asunder by the Death God's hands, and you were granted power to wish. You wished for wings and legs, then weapon as you confronted Dr. Bright. You blew planet Earth apart, and while floating in space you began to have a flash back...
After that you began your conquest by first turning into a planet, and two planets, then a universe, then the multiverse, then reality itself, then chaos incarnate.
You take on the guise of some random chaos god and resurrected your past self into a cereal box.
In the afterlife you did not remember how it happened. But your future self gave you another chance you find yourself in a strange vessel, because you ARE a container of morning comestibles. Reality was torn asunder by the Death God's hands, and you were granted power to wish. You wished for wings and legs, then weapon as you confronted Dr. Bright. You blew planet Earth apart, and while floating in space you began to have a flash back...
You were just a broke guy in the path of a mafia, but with your prowess and insanity you managed to massacre the guards in your apartment while trying to kill off the two mafia agents, they survived, as you died when you tackled a guard out of the building
In the afterlife you did not remember how it happened. But the Death God gave you another chance you find yourself in a strange vessel, because you ARE a container of morning comestibles. Reality was torn asunder by the Death God's hands, and you were granted power to wish. You wished for wings and legs, then weapon as you confronted Dr. Bright. You blew planet Earth apart, and while floating in space you began to have a flash back...
After that you began your conquest by first turning into a planet, and two planets, then a universe, then the multiverse, then reality itself, then chaos incarnate.
You take on the guise of some random chaos god and resurrected your past self into a cereal box.
In the afterlife you did not remember how it happened. But your future self gave you another chance you find yourself in a strange vessel, because you ARE a container of morning comestibles. Reality was torn asunder by the Death God's hands, and you were granted power to wish. You wished for wings and legs, then weapon as you confronted Dr. Bright. You blew planet Earth apart, and while floating in space you began to have a flash back...
You were just a broke guy in the path of a mafia, but with your prowess and insanity you managed to massacre the guards in your apartment while trying to kill off the two mafia agents, they survived, as you died when you tackled a guard out of the building
In the afterlife you did not remember how it happened. But the Death God gave you another chance you find yourself in a strange vessel, because you ARE a container of morning comestibles. Reality was torn asunder by the Death God's hands, and you were granted power to wish. You wished for wings and legs, then weapon as you confronted Dr. Bright. You blew planet Earth apart, and while floating in space you began to have a flash back...
After that you began your conquest by first turning into a planet, and two planets, then a universe, then the multiverse, then reality itself, then chaos incarnate.
You take on the guise of some random chaos god and resurrected your past self into a cereal box.
In the afterlife you did not remember how it happened. But your future self gave you another chance you find yourself in a strange vessel, because you ARE a container of morning comestibles. Reality was torn asunder by the Death God's hands, and you were granted power to wish. You wished for wings and legs, then weapon as you confronted Dr. Bright. You blew planet Earth apart, and while floating in space you began to have a flash back...
You were just a broke guy in the path of a mafia, but with your prowess and insanity you managed to massacre the guards in your apartment while trying to kill off the two mafia agents, they survived, as you died when you tackled a guard out of the building
In the afterlife you did not remember how it happened. But the Death God gave you another chance you find yourself in a strange vessel, because you ARE a container of morning comestibles. Reality was torn asunder by the Death God's hands, and you were granted power to wish. You wished for wings and legs, then weapon as you confronted Dr. Bright. You blew planet Earth apart, and while floating in space you began to have a flash back...
After that you began your conquest by first turning into a planet, and two planets, then a universe, then the multiverse, then reality itself, then chaos incarnate.
You take on the guise of some random chaos god and resurrected your past self into a cereal box.
In the afterlife you did not remember how it happened. But your future self gave you another chance you find yourself in a strange vessel, because you ARE a container of morning comestibles. Reality was torn asunder by the Death God's hands, and you were granted power to wish. You wished for wings and legs, then weapon as you confronted Dr. Bright. You blew planet Earth apart, and while floating in space you began to have a flash back...
You were just a broke guy in the path of a mafia, but with your prowess and insanity you managed to massacre the guards in your apartment while trying to kill off the two mafia agents, they survived, as you died when you tackled a guard out of the building
In the afterlife you did not remember how it happened. But the Death God gave you another chance you find yourself in a strange vessel, because you ARE a container of morning comestibles. Reality was torn asunder by the Death God's hands, and you were granted power to wish. You wished for wings and legs, then weapon as you confronted Dr. Bright. You blew planet Earth apart, and while floating in space you began to have a flash back...
After that you began your conquest by first turning into a planet, and two planets, then a universe, then the multiverse, then reality itself, then chaos incarnate.
You take on the guise of some random chaos god and resurrected your past self into a cereal box.
In the afterlife you did not remember how it happened. But your future self gave you another chance you find yourself in a strange vessel, because you ARE a container of morning comestibles. Reality was torn asunder by the Death God's hands, and you were granted power to wish. You wished for wings and legs, then weapon as you confronted Dr. Bright. You blew planet Earth apart, and while floating in space you began to have a flash back...
You were just a broke guy in the path of a mafia, but with your prowess and insanity you managed to massacre the guards in your apartment while trying to kill off the two mafia agents, they survived, as you died when you tackled a guard out of the building
In the afterlife you did not remember how it happened. But the Death God gave you another chance you find yourself in a strange vessel, because you ARE a container of morning comestibles. Reality was torn asunder by the Death God's hands, and you were granted power to wish. You wished for wings and legs, then weapon as you confronted Dr. Bright. You blew planet Earth apart, and while floating in space you began to have a flash back...
After that you began your conquest by first turning into a planet, and two planets, then a universe, then the multiverse, then reality itself, then chaos incarnate.......................
Anyways...
Proceed to engulf all of the multiverse, assimilating them into a single universe that will have some very interesting laws of physics. Create a plethora of sentient races, let them thrive and fight for a few millenia, and then when they are just about to achieve universal happiness, cause a vacuum meta-stability event.
You don't do the first things since you already did that.
You decided to merge all your elements into a single universe, though, making your size considerably smaller, but it's hard to know how smaller you got when you are still the biggest entity in chaos existence.
Thinking that it would be really hard to do any delicate operation with your mind this crazy, you created yourself an avatar.
As the Blood God, you reign over the constantly shifting universe filled with cannibal environmental activists, megalomaniacal midgets, boring humans, tiny evil death machines, and cutebolds.
As soon as peace came, you kept resetting the universe.
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