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[hops]

SHOOT THE SIREN

4: You heave your machine gun up and aim at a siren, then pulled the trigger. It seems to almost disappear. You still hear sirens on the other floors, though.

[Xantalos]

SHOOT THEM ALL
TOO LOUD
MUST QUIET THEM

[hops]

SHOOT THEM ALL

2: You shoot down at the floor and up at the ceiling. You hear some screams, but the sirens still goes on. Some more security guards are coming up.

[Origami_Psycho]

Become one with the gun. 
You will become War, and angel of death, and in your footsteps, ruin shall follow.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Just shoot them.

[hops]

Become one with the gun. 
You will become War, and angel of death, and in your footsteps, ruin shall follow.

Remember when you were just a broke guy who trifled with the Mafia, and not some machine-gun wielding psychopath? Those were the good days.

3: You kill some more guards. Some are still shooting at you, though.

A bullet hits you in your left hand! The severed part flies off in an arc!

[Origami_Psycho]

Become one with the gun. 
You will become War, and angel of death, and in your footsteps, ruin shall follow.

Remember when you were just a broke guy who trifled with the Mafia, and not some machine-gun wielding psychopath? Those were the good days.

3: You kill some more guards. Some are still shooting at you, though.

A bullet hits you in your left hand! The severed part flies off in an arc!

Was it our hand that just got blown off?

if no, kill everything, and continue to become one with the gun.

If yes, kill everything except the one who shot our hand off, then give him an excruciatingly slow death.  then use him as a blood sacrifice to further our goal of becoming war personified.

[Thecard]

Use our recently acquired vacancy as a place to install "Cereal Cannon 2.0."

[Xantalos]

ARISE
HOPE GM STILL WANTS TO DO THIS

[hops]

(S) Cereal: Rise

You will begin by killing all these guards except the one who shot off your hand (somehow!)
1: Except that your gun has ran out of ammo. You only barely dodged most of the bullets that would hit your vitals, but 3 bullets find its way in your leg, left arm, and right kneecap. You fall down to the ground in pain.

5: Your cereal box self from the future remembers this incident, and also remember how you got out of this. It was by a miracle. Your cereal self wished a Cyborg arm and a Cereal cannon 2.0™. The guards are very confused by this turn of event.

4: You stand up despite the excruciating pain. The guards now understands your sentiments. That means they're fucking terrified.

SKILL UNLOCKED: REROLL REFLEX

3: You begin aiming at the guards again, and shot them with razor-sharp cereal projectiles, aiming to kill all but the one who shot your hand. The only surviving guard ran away before you can get him, however, and went into the elevator.

[Corai]

PURSUE. CAPTURE. MURDER.

[Xantalos]

BUST INTO ELEVATOR
KILL EVERYTHING

[hops]

PURSUE

3: You just simply can't run because your legs are a bloody mess. Crawling was easier, but slower. Luckily the elevator calling panel showed that the elevator hasn't moved yet, probably because the guard is fumbling in panic.

BUST INTO ELEVATOR

3: It's made of steel. You really can't break inside that easily. But you could call the elevator, though. You grin diabolically as you press the elevator call button.

CAPTURE

2: However as soon as the elevator opened up the guard gave you a flying kick to the face and ran screaming to the stairs.

MURDER

1: You attempt to shoot him but the cereals run out without you managing to hit.

KILL EVERYTHING

6: Frustrated, you let loose a howl and used the immensely powerful cyborg arm to propel you forward, colliding with the guard and tackling both of you through the glass wall and falling down to the street.

[Xantalos]

BREAK HIM

[hops]

BREAK HIM

3: You held the guard down below you and try to bash him with your cannon as much as possible before you two reach the streets. However, a car came and hit you two mid-air. You never saw him die, but now that you think of it, there is really no chance he can survive.

In the afterlife you did not remember how it happened. But the Death God gave you another chance you find yourself in a strange vessel, because you ARE a container of morning comestibles. Reality was torn asunder by the Death God's hands, and you were granted power to wish. You wished for wings and legs, then weapon as you confronted Dr. Bright. You blew planet Earth apart, and while floating in space you began to have a flash back...

You were just a broke guy in the path of a mafia, but with your prowess and insanity you managed to massacre the guards in your apartment while trying to kill off the two mafia agents, they survived, as you died when you tackled a guard out of the building
In the afterlife you did not remember how it happened. But the Death God gave you another chance you find yourself in a strange vessel, because you ARE a container of morning comestibles. Reality was torn asunder by the Death God's hands, and you were granted power to wish. You wished for wings and legs, then weapon as you confronted Dr. Bright. You blew planet Earth apart, and while floating in space you began to have a flash back...

You were just a broke guy in the path of a mafia, but with your prowess and insanity you managed to massacre the guards in your apartment while trying to kill off the two mafia agents, they survived, as you died when you tackled a guard out of the building
In the afterlife you did not remember how it happened. But the Death God gave you another chance you find yourself in a strange vessel, because you ARE a container of morning comestibles. Reality was torn asunder by the Death God's hands, and you were granted power to wish. You wished for wings and legs, then weapon as you confronted Dr. Bright. You blew planet Earth apart, and while floating in space you began to have a flash back...

You were just a broke guy in the path of a mafia, but with your prowess and insanity you managed to massacre the guards in your apartment while trying to kill off the two mafia agents, they survived, as you died when you tackled a guard out of the building
In the afterlife you did not remember how it happened. But the Death God gave you another chance you find yourself in a strange vessel, because you ARE a container of morning comestibles. Reality was torn asunder by the Death God's hands, and you were granted power to wish. You wished for wings and legs, then weapon as you confronted Dr. Bright. You blew planet Earth apart, and while floating in space you began to have a flash back...

You were just a broke guy in the path of a mafia, but with your prowess and insanity you managed to massacre the guards in your apartment while trying to kill off the two mafia agents, they survived, as you died when you tackled a guard out of the building

In the afterlife you did not remember how it happened. But the Death God gave you another chance you find yourself in a strange vessel, because you ARE a container of morning comestibles. Reality was torn asunder by the Death God's hands, and you were granted power to wish. You wished for wings and legs, then weapon as you confronted Dr. Bright. You blew planet Earth apart, and while floating in space you began to have a flash back...


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Oh, where were you again? Oh, right, you just blew up Earth. You think that little flashback episode lasted long enough for you to wish again.

Yeah, you're back to being a cereal box.