Doing another part, for giggles.
" Well, we've got a opportunity, in this very community
She's Shiv
She's Shank
We're the Shiv-Shank Sisters, Slaughtering Stableponies every daaaay~
W-what was that last part?!?
Every day, and this is exactly the reason why, you see.
No pony in this whole place has much of a chance to not be where they need to be.
It's a brave new world, with tons of ponies, ready to be pulped and ready for drinking
More blood than you could drink in all your days of driiiinnnkkiinnnggg~
I...I dont-
We have this opportunity
With this very community
Shes Shiv
She's Shank
We're the Shiv-Shank Sisters, Slaughtering Stableponies every daaaay~
I suppose by now you're wondering about the tank we rode on
I say, our mode of transportation
And I suppose by now you're wondering, where is our promised slaughter?
Any horse can make a claim and any pony can shoot a dame
But my sister and I have something most unique and superb, something yet unseen in this great new world
For this is our opportunity....
Folks, this is the one and only, the biggest and the best
Our unbelievable
Our unbeatable
Indispensable
I can't thinkable
Shiv Shank Sister Super Shooty Shelly Sniper 6000!
So, What d'you say, sister?
Oh, we got opportunity in this very community, Please Shiv, please Shank, don't get us in a jam with your Shiv Shank Sister Super Shooty Shelly Sniper 6000.
Good stallion, I would be ever so honored if you might see fit to let my sister and I borrow some of your delicious-I ment err.... young slaves for our little song here?
I...well....sure.
There opportunity, in our community!
Hey Shiv
Yeah Shank?
Let's shoot these skanks
And show these thirsty ponies the result of there world-renowned slaughter!
Blood blood blood blood x who knows?
Watch closely my friend!
Our fun begins!
Now, here's where the magic happens, right here in this heaving roiling pony press, deep within the boiling guts of this very machine, those slaves plucked fresh are right now as we speak being turned into grade-A top-notch five-star blow-your-horses-off one-of-a-kind pony pulp!
Feel free to take a quick drink!
Now wait, you crazies, hold it! You utterly distroyed them! I guarantee the meat there can't compare.
For the very most important ingredient can't be added or done expedient
And it's quality, friends, a cannibals hoofs-on quality and care!
Well Canni, I'm glad you brought that up, my friend, I say I'm glad you brought that up.
You see that we are very picky when it comes to slaughter if you wish to try a cup.
Yes, sir, yes ma'am this great machine, it's just the very best! So whaddaya say then, militaponies? Care to step into our irradiated world world and put the Super Shooty Shelly Sniper 6000 to the test?
Slaughter slaughter slaughter slaughter ect.
Flim: What do you think, folks? Do you see what the last town didn't? I see it clear as day! I know she does! So does he! C'mon Hoofington, you know what I'm talking about!
We're saying we've got
Opportunity, in this very community, she's Shiv, she's Shank
We're the Shiv-Shank Sisters, Slaughtering Stableponies every daaaay~
Yeah!