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[Kolnukbyne]

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I think I may have found the greatest (sub-Armok) god to ever maybe-exist.

[Dutchling]

Abe...
Awesome.

[Facekillz058]

This is....
WHY CAN'T MY WATER WORSHIPPING FORTRESS HAVE THIS!

[AutomataKittay]

That's awesome for it's simplicity

I'm guessing a human deity, since dwarven ones have more complicated description, usually, and elves have Forces. I don't know what goblins have.

[i2amroy]

I'm guessing a human deity, since dwarven ones have more complicated description, usually, and elves have Forces. I don't know what goblins have.

Goblins usually worship various gods of pain and torture and the like, though many times during world generation they become replaced by things HFS that has escaped and is "twisted into human form".

[Scootagoose]

Am I the only one who sees a jellyfish with a large black hat and beard?

[Pokon]

Am I the only one who sees a jellyfish with a large black hat and beard?

The beard must simply be made of colorful coral.

[freeformschooler]

Am I the only one who sees a jellyfish with a large black hat and beard?

The beard must simply be made of colorful coral.

Brb, photoshopping.

[Kolnukbyne]

Am I the only one who sees a jellyfish with a large black hat and beard?

The beard must simply be made of colorful coral.

Brb, photoshopping.

Only something beautiful can come of this.

[freeformschooler]

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[AutomataKittay]

Awesome

[Scootagoose]

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I have found a new god.

[Kolnukbyne]

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It's... it's beautiful.

[Loud Whispers]

IT WILL RISE FROM THE DEEPS

AND IT WILL STING US ALL

STING

US

ALL

[noobnubcakes]

The legions of jellyfish poured unto land, riding on giant sponges, the dwarves thought they saw
horror itself when they first broke into hell, but this was much much worse.
Abe the jellyfish flew unto the fortress wielding his tentacles with might.
From stonefall trap to magma to cave collapse the jellyfish continued without fear.
The entire military charged at Abe, only to be knocked unto the walls and instantly decapitated.
Abe felt no guilt, no remorse, no emotion as he gouged out the eyes of every fortress resident.

A massive green horde of goblins came to lay siege to the fort, but Abe simply ended them with a single
bolt of tentacle lightning, Abe in less than a minute stole 10 steel hammers, 10 adamantine axes, 9 steel crossbows and a ballista.
He told his unholy army to attack a nearby elven settlement and kill each and everyone of their children.
Abe was no human, he was a jellyfish.