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Author Topic: Don't Roll to Dodge: Subject to Bias  (Read 2371 times)

GoombaGeek

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Don't Roll to Dodge: Subject to Bias
« on: November 07, 2012, 08:32:46 pm »
You post. I don't roll a dice. I think of a number. It is subject to how I'm feeling at the moment.

1 - EPIC FAIL
2 - NORMAL FAIL
3 - ok
4 - LAME SUCCESS
5 - CRITICAL VICTORY
6 - NO

THE PLOT IS THAT SOMEBODY PUT A BOMB UNDER THE CANADIAN HOUSE OF COMMONS
YOU MUST STOP IT
SADLY THE BOMB DETONATED
SO NOW YOU PROBABLY SOMETHING
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Re: Don't Roll to Dodge: Subject to Bias
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2012, 08:35:00 pm »
Return back in time a few billion years.
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Re: Don't Roll to Dodge: Subject to Bias
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2012, 08:37:14 pm »
Figure out why I'm in Canada. Then rebuild House of Commons.
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Re: Don't Roll to Dodge: Subject to Bias
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2012, 08:40:15 pm »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on November 07, 2012, 08:35:00 pm
Return back in time a few billion years.
[2]
you are trapped in a cloud of interstellar gases
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 07, 2012, 08:37:14 pm
Figure out why I'm in Canada. Then rebuild House of Commons.
[3]
you glance at nametag
"STEVE DESUTILDE, PROFESSIONAL TERRORIST, BOMBS DETONATED UNDER GOVERNMENT BUILDINGS FOR CHEAP"
welp
you stack some bricks and accidentally crush the honorable mp for nunavut
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Re: Don't Roll to Dodge: Subject to Bias
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2012, 08:40:58 pm »
Wait a few billion years minus how long it's been since the bomb detonated minus a few hours.
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Re: Don't Roll to Dodge: Subject to Bias
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2012, 08:41:52 pm »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on November 07, 2012, 08:40:58 pm
Wait a few billion years minus how long it's been since the bomb detonated minus a few hours.
[6]
you fucked up the math
it is now the year 2102, war has began
shit
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Re: Don't Roll to Dodge: Subject to Bias
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2012, 08:42:10 pm »
Head back a few more years.
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Re: Don't Roll to Dodge: Subject to Bias
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2012, 08:42:48 pm »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on November 07, 2012, 08:42:10 pm
Head back a few more years.
[1]
you hit your head on time
you are trapped
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Re: Don't Roll to Dodge: Subject to Bias
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2012, 08:45:00 pm »
Curse fate. Curse fat. Curse fa. Curfa. Curfe. Cufew. Curfew! It's time to get home! Head back in time to before home was destroyed by bomb.
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Re: Don't Roll to Dodge: Subject to Bias
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2012, 08:53:36 pm »
Wait, war?
Build House of Commons into a bomb shelter.
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Re: Don't Roll to Dodge: Subject to Bias
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2012, 08:59:24 pm »
Be glad I'm home in Canada. Be unhappy a bomb has blown up part of it. Be a superhero.
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Re: Don't Roll to Dodge: Subject to Bias
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2012, 09:20:12 pm »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on November 07, 2012, 08:45:00 pm
Curse fate. Curse fat. Curse fa. Curfa. Curfe. Cufew. Curfew! It's time to get home! Head back in time to before home was destroyed by bomb.
[1]
your time antics are stale
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 07, 2012, 08:53:36 pm
Wait, war?
Build House of Commons into a bomb shelter.
[6]
house of commons is robot
house of commons robot must fight electoral college robot
robot fight
Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on November 07, 2012, 08:59:24 pm
Be glad I'm home in Canada. Be unhappy a bomb has blown up part of it. Be a superhero.
[5]
you transform into green star man
some guy from bc says pot leaves resemble green stars
THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS
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Re: Don't Roll to Dodge: Subject to Bias
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2012, 09:21:54 pm »
Hmm... Become 'The Player Formerly Known as Spinal_Taper', escape drollness of old antics, then do them again but be successful.
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Re: Don't Roll to Dodge: Subject to Bias
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2012, 09:40:28 pm »
Boo, Electoral College!

Demoralize Electoral College Robot by explaining why it's outdated! If it'd help my roll, I could type some sample arguments...
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Re: Don't Roll to Dodge: Subject to Bias
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2012, 09:54:51 pm »
Spread Love Happiness and Bananas across Canada!
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