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Author Topic: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Afte... Oh, wait, nevermind. DEEEEMONS!  (Read 13314 times)

mesor

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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #120 on: November 09, 2012, 08:46:09 pm »

Drag body back to the wagon then search for a good source of stone without going into the swamp, mine said stone, build bunker with 3 story watchtower.
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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #121 on: November 09, 2012, 08:53:32 pm »

Chop down some trees.
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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #122 on: November 09, 2012, 08:55:52 pm »

Urist spots Hecar's head, distracting him from his search for a shield.
"What a nice little guy!"
Urist attempts to capture the head as his pet, as it reminds him of his old home!
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #123 on: November 09, 2012, 09:00:07 pm »

Attack! Attack! Attack! Destroy the reanimated remains.


Calaro looked at his hammer, then at the reanimated head. He then looked back at his hammer. He had heard once that humans had a saying about hammers and problems starting to look a lot like nails. To him, problems tended to look more like unsmashed heads.
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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #124 on: November 09, 2012, 09:02:24 pm »

SWEET VICTORY!!! TIME TO FEAST. PREPARE THE LEG!!
Take elven leg and cook it, consume it with a large amount of alcohol. THen check on farm
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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #125 on: November 09, 2012, 09:07:06 pm »

"Er... maybe if we put 'em in sarcophagi they won't get up again?"

Build some gabbro sarcophagi.
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #126 on: November 09, 2012, 09:11:43 pm »

"Only one way to stop these things...."

Dig for magma!
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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #127 on: November 09, 2012, 10:06:30 pm »

Third Actions

[18] The sun filters through the clouds, giving everyone a good thought. +1 to all rolls!

[6+1] Calaro raises his hammer, and stares at the reanimated head. With a mighty roar, he holds his hammer up, and starts to spin it. As he does, he charges at the head, and the zombie next to it. They don't even see it coming.
Spoiler: Combat (click to show/hide)
Calaro wins. Hecar's corpse has ceased to be.

[5+1] Nadin drags the yak corpse back to the wagon. It's not a short trip. Then he starts to build a guardtower near the wagon. What luck! There's plenty of stone laying nearby.

[1+1] Rigoth is too busy watching the corpse get disintegrated. He misses the trees. All of them.

[4+1] Urist attempts to tame Recar's head. He fails. Such an action would be impossible, even if the head still existed.

[3+1] Rijolf takes the leg to the fire to cook it. He succeeds, but the smell is horrible. He can't think about eating it just yet. He needs more booze before he commits such a crime.

[1+1] Tholtig decides to build a funeral pyre. Wow. I didn't know stone could be lit on fire, but she managed it!

[2+1] Ūben remembers that magma just pisses off zombies. He slacks off.

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Urgof's Corpse is still shambling around, dazed by the light of holy fire.
Calaro's hammer is falling. It will land next round.
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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #128 on: November 09, 2012, 10:08:11 pm »

CHOP TREES.
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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #129 on: November 09, 2012, 10:13:09 pm »

Fine.
Kill the remaining Zombie!
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

mesor

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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #130 on: November 09, 2012, 10:13:21 pm »

Build a large sturdy bunker, build guard tower coming out of the top.
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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #131 on: November 09, 2012, 10:17:24 pm »

Step well back from where my hammer is falling towards. Prepare to dodge it if necessary.
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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #132 on: November 09, 2012, 10:22:57 pm »

Dig for magma! It'll kill the corpses!
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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #133 on: November 09, 2012, 10:34:59 pm »

Titans, Hell Yaks and Zombies. Kivish is suddenly struck with second thoughts about the security of his miracle masterworks.

Assemble a Craftsdwarf's Workshop inside

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Re: RTD (Roll to Dwarf): The Expedition
« Reply #134 on: November 09, 2012, 10:45:21 pm »

Thanen takes his shield and strokes his shield. Time for being useful.

Try to make that crossbow now with any nearby bones.
« Last Edit: November 09, 2012, 11:14:20 pm by Caellath »
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.
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