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[Sprin]

HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOU HAVE A CHANCE!?
IM THE MAD DOCTOR SPRIN DRAGON! IVE DESTROYED LEGIONS OF DROW NAKED WITH A BIT OF GLOWING WOOD, IVE KILLED KINGS WITH MY BARE HANDS, IVE DESTROYED ENTIRE FORTRESSESS WITHOUT SO MUCH AS TOUCHING A KEY!!
AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO DEFEAT ME!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM SORRY BUT THAT JUST GOLDEN PONY BOY!

Enjoy your temporery peace while you have it...

Try as you might tho, one thing is certain... You can not catch the Bunny Men :3

You have 7 fortress years to prepare, then you will feel the full extent of my wrath. Assuming of course there are no setbacks... mwhahaHAHAHAHAHA!

[Gwolfski]

You have 7 fortress years to prepare, then you will feel the full extent of my wrath. Assuming of course there are no setbacks... mwhahaHAHAHAHAHA!

7 years to prepare for Sprin's glorious return! Hurry! Build a great battle-hospital!

Were those doctor weapons like scalpels implemented?

[Sprin]

Whos turn is it now? Akps?

[apiks]

Aye, it is mine. I will get to it soon, don't you worry your heads on that. I'm just a bit scared to open the save though.

[Sprin]

Wimp
We've suffured worse

[highmax28]

Wimp
We've suffured worse

Just because you caused it, doesn't mean you actually suffered from it

[Sprin]

Wimp
We've suffured worse

Just because you caused it, doesn't mean you actually suffered from it

Pffft technicalities

[TheFlame52]

Dude, just remember - don't unwall anything and it'll go fine.

[TD1]

Me just after I die:

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The fortress dies, and in it me
Useless as lead, a body, nothing more.
I was once something, long ago.
What that was, I no longer know.

All I recall is how my hand -
That, I believe, once saved a land -
Circled my throat. My flesh against my flesh,
In parody of nature, rising from its death.

And then the cold. The cold. The season's end
When dimly yet I can remember rivers
And warmth, and light, and friends.
I did not know the dead could weep
Until I died.

Around, the flame licks up walls that mean…
Something to me. Something. Something real,
A thing that made my eyes prick so with pride,
Made me stand straight, and love, and heal.

And there are shapes...why do they lurch so…
That I once praised. A sword, a pick.
And with them comes a breeze, a crystal thought
That shows me what they wrought.

Great towers, sweeping to the sky
While down below a river ran -
It sang much sweeter music than the tunes
Heard sung beneath the roofs of man.

And in the hallways children laughed
As they played games amongst the stone
That masons, in their wisdom and thought,
Had thought to decorate and hone.

Praise to the halls of those gone days!
The Forumites in those times could forge
A blade that caught the sunshine's rays,
And beat its shape with careful rage.

And there the people I love dwell.
There they are.
Where are they?
The breeze of thought is far,
And I can't recall.

All I remember is my hand,
And ash and death. A river
Choked with fumes
And demons loosed upon the land.

[Sprin]

So Ide like to announce that I am running for president.

[Gwolfski]

So Ide like to announce that I am running for president.

everybody vote for Sprin!

[TD1]

Dear lord. Can you imagine the Dark Age that would lead to? Future historians would look back at that period in history, shudder, look around at the wasteland they're living in, and be glad no records survived.

[apiks]

Dear lord. Can you imagine the Dark Age that would lead to? Future historians would look back at that period in history, shudder, look around at the wasteland they're living in, and be glad no records survived.

What historians? This isn't Dwarf Fortress. We'd all be dead!

[Sprin]

O come on, Ide be better then Trump and Hillary.

[apiks]

TheFlame52 has been initiated in the Hall of Necrothreat Fame. Congratulations! Well done!