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[TheFlame52]

If you wrote a bit more on your turns so we could actually know what happened and have a valid reason to initiate you in the hall, you might make it (I honestly think that's the only reason you're not in there. We simply don't know what you did except that it happens every time it's your turn.) 

He's not wrong

Sorry. This is what happens when I procrastinate on writing updates. I forget what I was going to write about. I should make notes next time.

Ha! I loved that turn. Well done!

Also, the list of other titles you had from other forts....You killed T-t-t-terry? I'm s-s-sorry, didn't know what I was up against, sir.

Terry?

Terry was what we called the various glitches and bugs that plagued Deathgate and its successors. In true Bay 12 form, said abomination made an account and started posting on the forums. Someone gave him a dwarf too. We all chose colors and aspects. I chose order and light, the opposite of Terry. Then during my turn I forced Terry's dwarf to stand in a room and get stabbed to death with repeating spikes. He never got another dwarf. Check my sig for more info.

You are one glorious bastard Flame. A glorious fucking bastard.

*claps*

I nominate Flame for the hall of fame spot

Really well done.

I support that nomination. Does anybody disagree?

Nope. Fifty-six demons in one shot is an acceptable kill rate.

I disagree...
I have no reason or evidence to justify it
 Im just really salty I never got a spot in it. :c

GG Flame

Hell yeah!

On an unrelated note, I just got finished having a snack of cookies and water.

[NAV]

Yeah Flame deserved HoF.

[apiks]

If you wrote a bit more on your turns so we could actually know what happened and have a valid reason to initiate you in the hall, you might make it (I honestly think that's the only reason you're not in there. We simply don't know what you did except that it happens every time it's your turn.) 

He's not wrong

Sorry. This is what happens when I procrastinate on writing updates. I forget what I was going to write about. I should make notes next time.

That was directed at Sprin, I think you're well on your way into the hall of Necrothreat fame.

[Sprin]

I killed the fort with severed hands

[TheFlame52]

That's not really that noteworthy, though. Anyone could kill the fort with severed hands. If you had killed the fort with severed hands and then defeated said severed hands with nothing but dwarven ingenuity and some dead cats, then you can get into the hall of fame.

Also, a plan I'm going to implement in any succession fort I plan on playing more than one turn:
1. First turn, train everyone as novice masons.
2. Dwarves produce lots of artifact furniture.
3. Second turn, scatter artifact furniture around the fort.
This means that if the fort is taken over by demons/forgotten beasts, they'll get distracted by the artifact furniture and will be much easier to kill with traps. Immortalitysaves may not have saved the fort, but it sure made my job a hell of a lot easier.

[Sprin]

You weren't there man, you don't know the wierd joy of watching a handless dwarf strangle himself.

[apiks]

You weren't there man, you don't know the wierd joy of watching a handless dwarf strangle himself.

You mean horror, right? Please tell me you mean horror.

[Sprin]

You weren't there man, you don't know the wierd joy of watching a handless dwarf strangle himself.

You mean horror, right? Please tell me you mean horror.

Ahhhhh.... Yeah Horror

[TheFlame52]

You weren't there man, you don't know the wierd joy of watching a handless dwarf strangle himself.

Actually, I was. Sort of. Remember how Dwarfy got killed by his own severed hand?

[Sprin]

You weren't there man, you don't know the wierd joy of watching a handless dwarf strangle himself.

Actually, I was. Sort of. Remember how Dwarfy got killed by his own severed hand?

O yeeeeeah...

Would you like a career in the exciting world of Necrothreat Doctoring?
Im taking on aprentices!

[TheFlame52]

I'm already better at doctoring than you are! I was the tech support for most of my turn until a diagnoser showed up!

[highmax28]

Sprin just can't catch a break

[Sprin]

I hope you relise your all fucked come my turn

My sig v

[apiks]

I hope you relise your all fucked come my turn

My sig v

I belive that's why Flame is after you.

[TheFlame52]

And I will unfuck your shit no matter how fucked it was before. I've saved many forts. This will not be the last.

I've slain demons, undead, husks, necromancers, abominations against logic and creatures of pure madness. I've tamed hell and made it my bitch. And I'm coming for you, Sprin.