WRITE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY AND DEVOTE FOUR CHAPTERS TO THOSE I HATE. PUBLISH IT IN THE SHAPE OF SHURIKENS. THROW BOOKS AT PEOPLE ON THAT LIST. AND CHIIHUAHUAS EVERYEWHERE.
OH GIDDAMN YOU HATE CHIUAHUAS.
YOU FLY YOUR SPACEPIRATESHIP TO CALIFORNIA AND MURDER EVERY CHIUAHUA THERE, AND EVERYONE WHO OWNS ONE. THEN YOU REPEAT IN MEXICO.
WELCOME TO MEXICO: POPULATION: DEAD FUCKERS.
THROW SAFE INTO SUN.
LAUGH.
CRY.
MAKE BIG ROCKET ENGINES.
YOU TOSS THE SAFE INTO THE SUN, WHERE THE SAFE BECOMES THE SUN.
THE HELLFIRE GROWS OUT OF CONTROL IN THE STELLAR INFERNO AND DEMONS COME OUT. THEY ALL LOOK LIKE CHURROS.
OH SHIT YOUR CHURROS.
BEAT GREATWYRM GOLD INTO FINEPASTE THEN MAKE TASTEFUL STATUE FROM DUST.
THEN BEAT HIS FAMILY TO DEATH WITH THE STATUETTE!
YOU DECIDE TO SAVE TIME AND JUST BRONZE GREATWYRMGOLD IMMEDIATELY.
HE SCREAMS LIKE A PUSSY.
BEAT GREATWYRM GOLD INTO FINEPASTE THEN MAKE TASTEFUL STATUE FROM DUST.
THEN BEAT HIS FAMILY TO DEATH WITH THE STATUETTE!
Help Misko accomplish this before Wyrm can get his hands on the safe! THE CHURROS MUST BE PROTECTED!!
YOU'VE FAILED! KING DZA IS A DISAPPOINTMENT TO BADASSES, VIKINGS, AND BADASS VIKINGS.
THIS FUCKER. HE FUCKING PUNCHES LASERS IN THEIR FACES TO MAKE THEM GO AWAY. AFTER BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THE LASER, HE BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF THE PLANET.
KILL HIM. MAKE FOOD FROM HIM AND KRATOS. EAT IT, GAIN THEIR RAGE.
THIS PUSSY KNOWS NOTHING OF RAGE. YOU SHOW HIM WHAT IT MEANS TO BE TRUELY ANGRY.
OH SWEET JESUS HE'S EATEN BY A PICKLE DEMON!