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[GreatWyrmGold]

Oh, yes. Terry here will just go into the AT&T building, ask them to add the "virgins" section back in as we discuss how to avoid detection when the humans inevitably scan for dæmonic influence. Oh, and you're assuming the humans would be truthful...
Terry, you said you knew a virgin?

[Spinal_Taper]

"With our luck, it'll be male."

[Jellycat12]

Pretty sure it was female.

[Aklyon]

I never said it had to be the official phonebook, now did I? Eventually we'll find someone who has some decency in html, leave him the idea, and he'll probably make it. It'll get a following, everything does on the internet. If he doesn't we can move on to something more direct, like more minions to find the virgins manually.

[GreatWyrmGold]

We again run into the problem of honesty. How many lustful teenagers would claim to be virgins just to avoid the wrath of their parents?

[Aklyon]

Its less a problem of honesty and more of a question of if there are actually parents actively looking for a directory of virgins. We could use that to find the actual virgins, since if they're looknig for such, they must know a bit about it already.

[Wrex]

"Technically, you don't need virgins. You need someone "pure". So long as they are inexperienced, naive, and optimistic, it will work. Or it should. Worst case scenario, we still get a useful minion."

[Aklyon]

You can act all of those, though. Virgins are somewhat harder to fake, and also are traditional, so they probably work better anyway.

[Teneb]

Why virgins anyway? What's so special about them?

Anyway, how are we going to get the virgin to eat the eggs?

[Thecard]

Why virgins anyway? What's so special about them?

Anyway, how are we going to get the virgin to eat the eggs?

Traditional.  Where have you been for the last couple of centuries?

[Xantalos]

Why virgins anyway? What's so special about them?

Anyway, how are we going to get the virgin to eat the eggs?

Something about being pure and incorruptible. I should know it's not true; the last host I got was a virgin all the same and she killed plenty, and drank their sweet blood, and yadda yadda. Nevertheless, we're too far along with the virgin plan to back out now, Terry, you know one, yes?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Look, anyone know enough about the ritual to figure out why a virgin is needed? No? Then shut up and see if you can find any virgins.
Does that one look like a virgin?

[Teneb]

I have yet to hear anyone say how we're going to get the virgin to eat the eggs.

[Thecard]

I have yet to hear anyone say how we're going to get the virgin to eat the eggs.

Terry's charming personality and rugged good looks? 

Haha.
Good laugh, I know.
Maybe we can use our powers to convince one.

[Xantalos]

Obvious: we make her swallow them in our sleep orunder our compulsion.