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[misko27]

((And seriously, can we stop veering towards sexual things?  All this crotch mutilating and possible snake seduction is kinda derailing us.  Contrary to popular belief, demons can be non-fucking-sexual.

((What? I thought about what the most painful place for a male's rash, and that's what came up. I've moved up to Super STD now though, although I'm probably not doing that.))

[Thecard]

((And seriously, can we stop veering towards sexual things?  All this crotch mutilating and possible snake seduction is kinda derailing us.  Contrary to popular belief, demons can be non-fucking-sexual.

((What? I thought about what the most painful place for a male's rash, and that's what came up. I've moved up to Super STD now though, although I'm probably not doing that.))

I'd say the worst place would be under his skin.  Not that I've been thinking about it...

[Wrex]

" Are you forgetting this is Terry's body? He finally has the opportunity to do whatever he wants, morals and laws be damned, and we bring him to the point of suicide. Monsterous, but ineffective. Entirely ineffective.

So, Terry, just between us, what do you want to go do?"

[Demonic Spoon]

Hm... Are you sure you used proper grammar?

Less sure than I am of anything else.

Guys, can't we just get the virign, sacrifice her, and summon some imps? Where are we even going to find snake eggs anyway?

We don't know how to summon imps. We're going to find snake eggs at the zoo we are at right now. Don't you guys pay attention?

[Cassandra]

"Look, Lamiae are more reliable than Imps, and visually impressive to mortals. We can start work on the imps after we have at least a pair of Lamiae behind us."

[Thecard]

Imps are pretty intimidating and useful too.  Since, you know, they're not like anything on this fragile world.
And I never suggested separating, we're most powerful together.  But maybe we should find a way to have our own body, even if just for a little while.  That way, we could eat what Terry won't!


((And guys, the Lamia myths originated the same way many witch myths did: for sexual reasons.  It's attractive and powerful women.  When you're dealing with myths, women are either alarmingly beautiful or ass-ugly.  Because there is nothing physically impressive about a half-woman half-snake.  Titillating, perhaps; odd, definitely; but I would not be intimidated by a half-naked women who didn't have legs.  No offense to any amputee strippers.  But yeah.  Not all that intimidating.
Also, few people know what Lamia are.  Everyone knows what imps are.  Makes that more intimidating.  Imp= Hell, and Lamia= Greece.  And Greece is not as scary as hell.))

[Teneb]

"Look, Lamiae are more reliable than Imps, and visually impressive to mortals. We can start work on the imps after we have at least a pair of Lamiae behind us."

But imps can be easily concealed into bags and such. Lamias would attract too much attention, especially since we are not powerful enough yet.

Imps are pretty intimidating and useful too.  Since, you know, they're not like anything on this fragile world.
And I never suggested separating, we're most powerful together.  But maybe we should find a way to have our own body, even if just for a little while.  That way, we could eat what Terry won't!

Ok, idea: Can we get whatever we summon to eat all that crap we had him buy?

[Thecard]

Imps are pretty intimidating and useful too.  Since, you know, they're not like anything on this fragile world.
And I never suggested separating, we're most powerful together.  But maybe we should find a way to have our own body, even if just for a little while.  That way, we could eat what Terry won't!

Ok, idea: Can we get whatever we summon to eat all that crap we had him buy?

Well, I kinda wanted to eat it myself...

[Cassandra]

"Think for a moment. We'll attract more minions with a pair of powerful serpents than we would with a group of tiny, cackling imps. We plan on forming some sort of cult, yes?"

[Thecard]

"Think for a moment. We'll attract more minions with a pair of powerful serpents than we would with a group of tiny, cackling imps. We plan on forming some sort of cult, yes?"

Lamia would be useful for one thing, and I really am getting tired about talking about crotches.
Imps can be used for multiple things.

[Cassandra]

"A Lamia can also rip an imp apart. They're strong, if a bit flammable... You are short-sighted if you think they only have one use. They also have proper hands. They can use weapons.."

[misko27]

Imps are pretty intimidating and useful too.  Since, you know, they're not like anything on this fragile world.
And I never suggested separating, we're most powerful together.  But maybe we should find a way to have our own body, even if just for a little while.  That way, we could eat what Terry won't!

Ok, idea: Can we get whatever we summon to eat all that crap we had him buy?

Well, I kinda wanted to eat it myself...

No. I eat the chicken. At least some of it damn it.

Imps, or Lamias? We should have decided this before leavin. But now Terry's going for snake eggs.

[Jellycat12]

Lamia.

[Cassandra]

"We decided before. The implover is just being contrary."

[Thecard]

"A Lamia can also rip an imp apart. They're strong, if a bit flammable... You are short-sighted if you think they only have one use. They also have proper hands. They can use weapons.."

Imps have hands too.  But traditional imps shoot fireballs, and don't need weapons.  We didn't really decide at the time, we just didn't think about it so much.

And it's all going in the same damn place, Misk.  We all get to eat it.