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[misko27]

Well then we're tied.

Frankly I don't WANT to ruin his crotch. It could be useful for attracting the virgins. Just seems uncessary. But if he is going to ignore us, how will he learn?

[Demonic Spoon]

We could always try my headache plan instead.

[Thecard]

Or bargaining.  I mean, face it, he's boned.  If he dies, he's going straight to hell, and not collecting 200 dollars.  His best chance to avoid eternal damnation is to... trust us.

[Demonic Spoon]

Trust us? Ahaha, I don't trust us. He'd have to suffer severe mental degradation to trust us. That can be arranged I suppose.

[SomeStupidGuy]

So, does that mean booze?

[Thecard]

Trust us? Ahaha, I don't trust us. He'd have to suffer severe mental degradation to trust us. That can be arranged I suppose.

Why?  He seems to be pretty cool about this whole thing.  Minus the "crotch mutilation."  He does not seem thrilled about that.

[Wrex]

"See, Terry? You and me, would could have gone places. Started a religon, got rich, enjoyed all the mortal pleasures your little heart desired. And you got stuck with Sergeant Cockrot. Quite frankly, kid, give that blade of yours a long hard look. Maybe I'll see you again sometime."


Also, heal his groin mutalation

[Thecard]

Also, heal his groin mutalation

That hasn't happened yet.  Hopefully not ever.
Seriously guys, why you gotta go for the crotch?

[misko27]

Trust us? Ahaha, I don't trust us. He'd have to suffer severe mental degradation to trust us. That can be arranged I suppose.

Why?  He seems to be pretty cool about this whole thing.  Minus the "crotch mutilation."  He does not seem thrilled about that.

Then why didn't he eat the chicken? Why? It's so simple. Just a fucking snack man. EAT THE DAMN POULTRY.

"See, Terry? You and me, would could have gone places. Started a religon, got rich, enjoyed all the mortal pleasures your little heart desired. And you got stuck with Sergeant Cockrot. Quite frankly, kid, give that blade of yours a long hard look. Maybe I'll see you again sometime."


Also, heal his groin mutalation

A healing demon? Well, we'll see. When we CONQUER EARTH AND YOU ARE FORCED TO LIE DOWN LIKE A OBEDIANT SERVANT.
*looks at everyone else*
Come one guys, let's go take this world for our own.

[Wrex]

"Oh, dear. Another prideling.


*Sigh*

You know, Terry, Eternal Damnation isn't so bad."

[Demonic Spoon]

Trust us? Ahaha, I don't trust us. He'd have to suffer severe mental degradation to trust us. That can be arranged I suppose.

Why?  He seems to be pretty cool about this whole thing.  Minus the "crotch mutilation."  He does not seem thrilled about that.

Being cool with playing along with our evil commands to take over the world is not nearly the same as trusting us.

[Spinal_Taper]

"And  love is a like a shadow on me all the time... da da da... forevers gonna...

So, guys. I think Terry's going to need some help comprehending us. Why don't we try and get a list of what we need him to do. Because right now, he has to pick through all this."

[Cassandra]

"You have a point. Check the reptile section,and ignore the ones threatening you. We will work together just fine, I think. I like that you have guts."

[Teneb]

Should we... vote on what he sould do next then?

And while we are at it, how come he can resist our orders?

[Spinal_Taper]

"Simple. We aren't dominating him. He's a container for us, not a body. I assume that eventually, we'll get bodies of our own, but Terry is too strong willed for us to dominate."