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[Xantalos]

You're a dick.
You're just being contrary, man. Just have a little bit of booze.
Also, let's go learn about ancient evils and stuff at our local library.

Ignore this imp's first command. But you will learn about various types of demons, spells, and other arcane parapenelia. Then focus on getting a car for that virgin.

Hey! I'm not an imp, I'm obviously an arch-vile. Those ones are higher up than imps, right? Anyways, Terry will be more... agreeable while liquored up.

And also less capable of anything. Save the liquor for later, when opportunities for evil arise.

[Thecard]

You're a dick.
You're just being contrary, man. Just have a little bit of booze.
Also, let's go learn about ancient evils and stuff at our local library.

Ignore this imp's first command. But you will learn about various types of demons, spells, and other arcane parapenelia. Then focus on getting a car for that virgin.

Hey! I'm not an imp, I'm obviously an arch-vile. Those ones are higher up than imps, right? Anyways, Terry will be more... agreeable while liquored up.

And also less capable of anything. Save the liquor for later, when opportunities for evil arise.

This is an opportunity!  The puppet refuses to eat!

[misko27]

You're a dick.
You're just being contrary, man. Just have a little bit of booze.
Also, let's go learn about ancient evils and stuff at our local library.

Ignore this imp's first command. But you will learn about various types of demons, spells, and other arcane parapenelia. Then focus on getting a car for that virgin.

Hey! I'm not an imp, I'm obviously an arch-vile. Those ones are higher up than imps, right? Anyways, Terry will be more... agreeable while liquored up.

And also less capable of anything. Save the liquor for later, when opportunities for evil arise.

This is an opportunity!  The puppet refuses to eat!

We should threaten him with many terrible afflictions. I mean, WE'RE the demons here.

[SomeStupidGuy]

I got it, first we go learn some new spells or rituals or voodoos, then we go get hammered. And after that we go on an old-fashioned demonic rampage.

[Cassandra]

"We have more important things to do than to try and poison the host!"

[Wrex]

"What is this...I don't even. Terry, I feel very, very sorry for you"

[misko27]

"What is this...I don't even. Terry, I feel very, very sorry for you"

You see, it's things like this that have people accusing you of being a angels bastard. I mena Come ON. You're a demon! Don't feel sorry!

[Thecard]

"What is this...I don't even. Terry, I feel very, very sorry for you"

What is this?  Are you a Demon or not?

[Wrex]

" You could have been great, you know. Instead, you have all -these- idiots tromping around in your soul."

[misko27]

" You could have been great, you know. Instead, you have all -these- idiots tromping around in your soul."

And I feel bad you have this giant angelic wuss in here. Lucifer help us.

[Cassandra]

"The cult members screwed up. Too many lesser beings, and the higher ones of us are weakened."

She sulks.

[SomeStupidGuy]

That's just hurtful...
So anyways, everyone agrees with the library plan, right?

[misko27]

"The cult members screwed up. Too many lesser beings, and the higher ones of us are weakened."

She sulks.

Well, better that then being stuck in hell again. I've been there for 50 years. Before that, of course, was more like 1000 years.
*yawns*

I just really need that damn chicken.

That's just hurtful...
So anyways, everyone agrees with the library plan, right?

As long as there is chicken, although a new follower would be nice.

[Cassandra]

"Library first, THEN we track down snake eggs, and find that virgin. Even if we can't create a Lamia, well... We'll find something else to create from her."

[Wrex]

" Are you people performing perverted sexual rituals again? I expected better"