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Author Topic: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons  (Read 32125 times)

Teneb

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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #90 on: November 06, 2012, 01:20:35 pm »

Escape and buy smoked salmon
And milk.
And mustard. Don't forget the mustard.
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #91 on: November 06, 2012, 01:22:00 pm »

Escape and buy smoked salmon
And milk.
And mustard. Don't forget the mustard.
Oh, and some ranch dressing.  I can't count on one tentacle how many times someone's forgotten the ranch dressing.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #92 on: November 06, 2012, 01:24:41 pm »

Right, so you could escape before they arrive or you could get captured and be stuck in a prison. Fuck the latter! You aren't going to prison! You immediately take the advice of the whisperers suggesting that you should immediately try to leave, locking the door behind you. As you leave the building, the police car suddenly stops in front of you! You freeze up stiffly. Oh no, you really don't want to go to prison. You await your fate. Two police officers step out of the car and look at each other.

"Right, let's check the apartments." says the one wearing sunglasses. The other one nods, and they both walk up to the open door and let themselves in. You blink. Was that a demonic superpower or just you being inconspicious? You really want smoked salmon now. You try to get your wallet out and realize that you left it in the apartment. Sighing, you walk down to the shop anyway. Better to be as far away from the apartment building as possible to make sure you have a good alibi in future.

You stop in front of the shop. It turns out that they don't have any fish, according to a handwritten note pasted on the window. Or milk. Or mustard. It doesn't say anything about ranch dressing, so you could be in luck there. You really hate this shop, thinking about it, because it never has anything but celebrity magazines and knock-off colas. You could go further down to get some stuff from a shop, but you don't even have money. What shall you do?

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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #93 on: November 06, 2012, 01:27:01 pm »

Escape and buy smoked salmon
And milk.
And mustard. Don't forget the mustard.
Oh, and some ranch dressing.  I can't count on one tentacle how many times someone's forgotten the ranch dressing.
Get some chicken too, I must consume poultry to regain my former strength.

Steal from apartments then!
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #94 on: November 06, 2012, 01:27:34 pm »

steal money from sucky shop, go buy milk, smoked salmon etc from a better shop.
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #95 on: November 06, 2012, 01:28:19 pm »

steal money from sucky shop, go buy milk, smoked salmon etc from a better shop.
I agree.
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #96 on: November 06, 2012, 01:31:32 pm »

steal money from sucky shop, go buy milk, smoked salmon etc from a better shop.
I agree.
Do this. Don't forget the chicken!
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Teneb

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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #97 on: November 06, 2012, 01:40:22 pm »

steal money from sucky shop, go buy milk, smoked salmon etc from a better shop.
I agree.
Do this. Don't forget the chicken!
Let's see if we can use our powers to prevent anyone in the shop from seeing the vessel.
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #98 on: November 06, 2012, 01:41:36 pm »

BREAK INTO OUR OWN HOUSE AND MURRRRRDER THE OFFFICERRRS- Fine, you know what? Fine! I'll let you do your crazy stuff for once. Just shut up.

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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #99 on: November 06, 2012, 01:44:53 pm »

steal money from sucky shop, go buy milk, smoked salmon etc from a better shop.
I agree.
Do this. Don't forget the chicken!
Let's see if we can use our powers to prevent anyone in the shop from seeing the vessel.
While doing this, let's also steal some Ranch that may or may not be there.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #100 on: November 06, 2012, 01:45:24 pm »

Let's see if we can use our powers to prevent anyone in the shop from seeing the vessel.

agreed

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SHOPPING LIST:
milk
smoked salmon
booze
mustard
salt
nails
devil's food cake
cheetos
mayonnaise
lemon juice
ranch dressing
chicken
« Last Edit: November 06, 2012, 01:47:59 pm by Demonic Spoon »
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #101 on: November 06, 2012, 01:48:02 pm »

SHOPPING LIST:
milk
smoked salmon
booze
mustard
salt
nails
devil's food cake
cheetos
mayonnaise
lemon juice
ranch dressing
chicken

SOULS OF THE DAMNED
Fixed that for you.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #102 on: November 06, 2012, 01:49:00 pm »

I don't think we'll be able to buy those at the local supermarket...
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #103 on: November 06, 2012, 01:49:43 pm »

You just gotta know where to look.  Walmart sells everything.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

Teneb

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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #104 on: November 06, 2012, 01:51:18 pm »

If we can't make the humans in the shop not notice the vessel, then ask them if they accept souls as payment.
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