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[Jellycat12]

You need to look in the kobold aisle. Everything can be found there.

[lemon10]

We don't have any souls to give them, and even if we did up here they don't accept souls as payment, well, not at wallmart anyways. And whats this about a kobold aisle, I swear half of you haven't even checked in on earth in the past few centuries.

[Fniff]

You walk into the corner shop and look around. The shelves are mostly bare of items, apart from ranch dressing (Grotty looking ranch dressing too), and the man at the counter is thumbing through a newish looking romantic fiction book. You look him in the eye and say in your most threatening voice "Give me all your money, or face severe consquences."

He stops reading the book, then looks up. He stares directly into your eyes, and you feel oddly like he's reading you, and reading you very well. With a flash of terror in his eyes, he puts down the book and stands up. The shopkeeper tosses you a keyring and blathers "That unlocks the backroom and the safe, that has what you want, just don't hurt me!", promptly running like the dickens. You shrug and step over the counter, then take all the money out of it. 10 dollars in two five dollars. Not great. You walk up to the door behind the counter and unlock it, stepping in.

The backroom is musty and filled with unused furniture, and you feel almost choked by the dust. Standing out of place is a large, metal safe that looks like it could take a direct hit from a missile and still be able to hold it's booty. Walking up to the safe, you kneel down and unlock it. Within, you find... ten dollars and an old looking leather bound book. You take the book out and look at it. It's badly foxed, most of it falling apart. It seems it used to be quite grand, with some gold thread remaining on the title. The title is "An Fear I Dubh". You get a feeling of... well, you feel like it clicks with you. Should you read it?

[Jellycat12]

Read it read it read it.

[misko27]

Yeeeeessssss

[lemon10]

Ohh, that book looks interesting, but more importantly we now have enough to buy some smoked salmon.
Read the book, go get smoked salmon

[Thecard]

We don't have any souls to give them, and even if we did up here they don't accept souls as payment, well, not at wallmart anyways. And whats this about a kobold aisle, I swear half of you haven't even checked in on earth in the past few centuries.

Wait-- Earth?  Son of a bitch, I thought we were in Quebec!

[werty892]

Read it read it read it.

A new voice appears with the sound of a car crashing through a wall

Dont do it dont dont dont
The last time I read something like that I was locked in a vase for 10 years by some punk angles who managed to bind me withj some holy water, a carton of eggs, and the left sock of a priest. I had great fun eating the flowers then watching the humans reactions......
Oh, hi by the way

[Demonic Spoon]

READ IT IMMEDIATELY

Also dollars? Are those american dollars? We are either in America or Zimbabwe, I'm not sure which is worse.

Hello voice of vase.

[werty892]

READ IT IMMEDIATELY

Also dollars? Are those american dollars? We are either in America or Zimbabwe, I'm not sure which is worse.

Who cares? Dont read it, dooooont!

[Thecard]

READ IT IMMEDIATELY

Oh dear, Spoon's going aggro again.

Also dollars? Are those american dollars? We are either in America or Zimbabwe, I'm not sure which is worse.

Hello voice of vase

America is.  It's pretty good for us though.

[Demonic Spoon]

We could also be in:
Antigua, Barbados, Belize, Bermuda, Brunei, Canada, Cayman Islands, Dominica, East Timor, Ecuador, El Salvador, Fiji, Grenada, Guyana, Hong Kong, Jamaica, Kiribati, Liberia, Marshall Islands, Federated States of Micronesia, Namibia, Nauru, New Zealand, Palau, Saint Kitts, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent, Singapore, Solomon Islands, Suriname, Taiwan, Trinidad or Tuvalu.

They all apparently use dollars

[Jellycat12]

I've been in Canada. Birds are hard to stay in.

[misko27]

We could also be in:
Antigua, Barbados, Belize, Bermuda, Brunei, Canada, Cayman Islands, Dominica, East Timor, Ecuador, El Salvador, Fiji, Grenada, Guyana, Hong Kong, Jamaica, Kiribati, Liberia, Marshall Islands, Federated States of Micronesia, Namibia, Nauru, New Zealand, Palau, Saint Kitts, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent, Singapore   , Solomon Islands, Suriname, Taiwan, Trinidad or Tuvalu.

They all apparently use dollars

Do they speak english there?

[Demonic Spoon]

Some of those places yes. The summoning might have had a translations spell built in though so we can't rule any of them out based on language.