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Author Topic: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]  (Read 5588 times)

misko27

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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #105 on: November 12, 2012, 09:54:43 pm »

Also find out more about this pilot. We don't even know what she looks like.
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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #106 on: November 12, 2012, 09:55:13 pm »

Also find out more about this pilot. We don't even know what she looks like.
Aye quite important... wait what?
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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #107 on: November 13, 2012, 08:20:54 pm »

Alright, turn number X.
Lets do this:
You wrap up the engine work, and head off to track down your grunts.
"Steelball, Brassnut, where are you?!"
You look out the door leading to the main deck, and see them sitting around a lamp, staple-gunning moths to a wall.
"Right here, boss. What's up?"
"Nothing, just came up to ask that you do something for me. A sort of personal job, if you will."
"Alright, what is it?"
"Well, I would like one of you to head into town and sell the hides off that deer and bear."
"I'll do it." Brassnut said.
"Alright, thank you. Steelball, this falls to you then. Can you go down there and search for the belongings of the bandits that attacked me a couple days ago?"
"Alrighty, i'll get on that in the morning."
"Thanks. Look for my rifle, too, while your at it. It isn't exactly as useful when it's laying in some dirt."
"That is true." Steelball replies.
"And go ahead and use the rest of those staples, we don't need them. There are more in the cargo room, if you're interested."
"Sounds good, thanks boss."
You have your crews recreational needs covered for a week or two.
"Oh, but stay away from the rivet gun, we'll save that for something bigger than insects."
"We'll try, sir."
You head back under the deck, and try to track down the pilot.
"Mary, where are you?"
"Here." You hear from behind the wall to your left.
You knock on the door as you open it.
Nope, didn't walk in on anything.
"So, what's up?" You ask.
"Nothing major, just sitting around, trying to entertain myself."
You take a moment to size her up.
She is normal, height-wise.
She is somewhat slim.
She is attractive.
She has Red hair.
She seems to enjoy firearms, there are atleast 9 handguns scattered about her room.
"She's a keeper." You think to yourself.
"So, what do you think of the ship so far."
"It's okay, I suppose. Certainly not the worst of my assignments."
She speaks with an accent. She must be from the Isles.
"That's, nice of you. What gets worse than a ship that doesn't do anything?"
"A ship that never will do anything."
"Indeed."
"So, are there any supplies you need?"
"No, i'm quite content for now."
"Alright, have a good night, then."
"You too, captain."
Captain. She just called you Captain.
She was supposed to call you admiral.
The bitch.

You offer to help the engineer on the engines again, but he tells you that the only parts left to do are the complex inner-workings of it.
Something you don't understand, in lay-man's terms.
You give up on doing anything for the night.
You drink and eat, and proceed to fall asleep in bed.
- 1 Loaf of Bread
- 1 Waterskin

So, what should we do tomorrow?
Hit on the pilot?
Yes?
No?
Our loaf of bread is almost gone.
The grunts are busy tomorrow.
The engineer is busy tomorrow.
You are not busy tomorrow.
Because you do, like, nothing.
So.
Yeah.

Engines done in 1 Turn

:':': Current Status :':':
Left Upper Arm - Bullet Wound - Removed - Healed in 1 Turns
Left Thigh - Bullet Wound - Removed - Healed in 2 Turns
Not Tired
Not Hungry
Not Thirsty

--+- Currently Equipped -+--
Admiral Hat
Admiral Pants
Admiral Undercoat
Admiral Coat
Admiral Boots
Iron Gauntlets
Nothing In Hands

==::Inventory::==
0 Gold Coins
Journal
Coil of Rope
Map of the region
Loaf of Bread [3/7]
Waterskin [6/10]
Silk Overcoat
☼Black Leather Boots☼
Steel Longsword
Wrench
24 Bullets

|-|-O Current Crew O-|-|
Philip Steelball, Grunt -
John Brassnut, Grunt -
Gregory Lockstock, Grunt - Watchman
Ubert Longwire, Engineer - Engines
Mary Longpipe, Pilot/Navigator

[__> Ship Inventory <__]
35 Large Shells

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misko27

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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #108 on: November 13, 2012, 08:37:13 pm »

While the Pilot is a important Goal, we shoudl probably do something with our copious spare time. Planning perhaps. After the ship is done, we have really nothing to do. Start planning the raping and pillaging. A map of the area would be good, if we could find it.
 
Also, get a little tag that says Admiral. Put on torso. Laugh as she is clearly embarresed vy her transgressions.
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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #109 on: November 13, 2012, 08:38:44 pm »

I would just like to clear up.
We've had a map since day one.
I was forced to rename it to region map when you guys said you wanted one.
I didn't want to make fun of you guys back then.
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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #110 on: November 13, 2012, 08:43:00 pm »

I would just like to clear up.
We've had a map since day one.
I was forced to rename it to region map when you guys said you wanted one.
I didn't want to make fun of you guys back then.
Oh. Didn't notice that. Well then. Plan away!
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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #111 on: November 13, 2012, 08:43:25 pm »

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Captain. She just called you Captain.
She was supposed to call you admiral.
The bitch.

Naval tradition is for the active commander of a vessel to be referred as Captain regardless of actual rank. Her choice was both appropriate and respectful. She acknowledged us as being in command. This is a good thing.

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Hit on the pilot?
Yes?
No?

No. Her role is to be the Reliable Lancer, the  Fiery Red Headed Foil to our adventurous free spirit. Allow her to fall slowly in love with us over time through much hardship and adversity. No input from us is required. If we chase, she'd run. Don't chase.

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You are not busy tomorrow.

Rest. Heal.

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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #112 on: November 13, 2012, 08:50:01 pm »

Get the men going into town and tell them to pick up some food for the ship, a few loaves will do.
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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #113 on: November 14, 2012, 08:09:52 pm »

I choose answer F:All of the Above!
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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #114 on: November 14, 2012, 08:28:09 pm »

About the captain thing, yeah, I was tired when I did the last turn.
I actually thought of it last night while I was trying to sleep.
Anyway, atleast I had it in a strikethrough.
So, next turn:
You wake up early in the morning.
You walk into the hallway, and bump into Mary.
"Mornin' Captain."
"Good morning, Mary. How was your sleep?"
"Not really well. I can't get used to being outside of the city. I just don't feel safe."
"Don't worry about your safety. Our grunts can hold their own, and so can the guns on deck."
"Alright, well, I'll keep that in mind, have a good day."
"You too."
You are incredibly charming. You sexy beast.
Just kidding.
You head up to the deck, and catch Brassnut just as he was leaving.
"Hold on, Brassnut, I have a quick errand for you to run in town, while your there."
"Sure, what is it boss?"
"Can you just pick up some more food for us? A few loaves of bread will do. Pick up some meat if you can find any for cheap."
"Alright boss, i'll do that for you."
"Thank you."
You meet up with Steelball and head off to loot the bandits, and find your gun.
You reach one of the corpses.
"Well. I guess the guns work." You say, admiring the fact that half of the bandit is missing.
"That they do, boss."
"Look at that rifle he has. That's a custom job."
The rifle had a Walnut stock.
It had a short-range scope on it.
It was of a large caliber, probably 80 Bolt. (That's a large round, for this world.)
It was fed from a cylinder, like a revolver. It holds 3 rounds.
"This is interesting, to say the least. I didn't know bandits could do this kind of stuff."
"It is certainly a pretty gun, boss. A little dirty, but high-quality."
These bandits must have raided a high-class shipment recently.
"See if you can find any rounds for it on the guys body." You say, admiring the gun.
You check the cylinder, there is 1 unspent round.
"I found these, sir."
He hands you 7 80 Bolt rounds.
"Alright, let's see if we can find anything else, or my rifle."
After searching, you fail to find the rifle, or anything else.
"Alright, lets go back to the ship, the engineer must have finished the engines by now."
"Okay, boss, lets go."
You arrive back at the ship, and Lockstock lowers the ramp for you.
"Nice rifle there, boss!" Lockstock shouts.
"Yes, she is beautiful, indeed. Has the engineer finished the engines yet?"
"Not quite, but he wanted to tell you something, you should go find him."
"Alright, thanks for letting me know."
You head below deck and find the engineer in the engine room, clanking away on something.
"You wanted to see me?"
The engineer jumps, you scared him. Nice job.
"Uh, yes sir. The engines will be good to go, but..."
"But what?"
"Well, the balloon is bad, we can't get anything out of it."
"Well, that isn't too horribly bad, now is it?"
"I don't know, if they aren't too expensive, it isn't a bad thing, but who knows."
"Alright, thanks for letting me know, you can go back to work."
"Yessir."
You walk out of the engine room, and find yourself with nothing to do.
Where to?



Balloons - Need to buy one.

:':': Current Status :':':
Left Thigh - Bullet Wound - Removed - Healed in 1 Turns
Not Tired
Not Hungry
A wee bit Thirsty

--+- Currently Equipped -+--
Admiral Hat
Admiral Pants
Admiral Undercoat
Admiral Coat
Admiral Boots
Iron Gauntlets
80 Bolt Rifle [3/3]

==::Inventory::==
0 Gold Coins
Journal
Coil of Rope
Map of the region
Loaf of Bread [3/7]
Waterskin [6/10]
Silk Overcoat
☼Black Leather Boots☼
Steel Longsword
Wrench
24 Bullets
5 80 Bolt Rounds

|-|-O Current Crew O-|-|
Philip Steelball, Grunt -
John Brassnut, Grunt - In town
Gregory Lockstock, Grunt - Watchman
Ubert Longwire, Engineer - Engines
Mary Longpipe, Pilot/Navigator

[__> Ship Inventory <__]
35 Large Shells
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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #115 on: November 14, 2012, 09:05:11 pm »

Ahh the Brassnuts and the Steelballs, what respectable families they come from.

Well I seeing as we'll need a balloon to get this underway, we might as a well get a price quote on one. Then see if we can get some pointless money quest/balloon acquisition quest work to pay for one.
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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #116 on: November 14, 2012, 09:36:15 pm »

well that is no surprise, and we should check and see if there's a bounty on these bandits. IF they did raid a high-end shipment that usually means pissed off people, which means bounty. also try to find their lair, it can't be too far but be a freaking careful as possible.
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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #117 on: November 14, 2012, 09:40:23 pm »

Ahh the Brassnuts and the Steelballs, what respectable families they come from.

Well I seeing as we'll need a balloon to get this underway, we might as a well get a price quote on one. Then see if we can get some pointless money quest/balloon acquisition quest work to pay for one.
If we need, we can send off the grunts for a while.
 
To the Balloon Store!
« Last Edit: November 15, 2012, 05:12:10 pm by misko27 »
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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #118 on: November 15, 2012, 04:59:59 pm »

Take to the sea!!
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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #119 on: November 15, 2012, 10:28:27 pm »

To da store.
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