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Author Topic: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]  (Read 5465 times)

Facekillz058

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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2012, 02:08:16 pm »
Alright, im finally back, so we can rock this!

You return to the tavern and seek out some manly men to do your dirty work for you.
The drunk you just beat up refuses to work for you, of course.
But some other patrons, who look used to hard work, take interest in your offer.
You offer them 30% of all the profits that could come from their harvesting and salvaging.
They (Dice Roll time) [1] + 2 (Nice clothes, gentlemanly) offer to work for you for 40% instead.
You tell them to head out to Geardunk Swamp and gather as many vines and snails as they can.
They will return in 4 turns.
You refuse to wait for your omnipotent masters to command you to eat, and thusly, do so.
-1 Bread Loaf
-1 Waterskin
You ask the barkeep to direct you to a room, and for 10 gold coins, you get a good night sleep.
-10 Gold Coins
Healed
No Longer Tired
You hear a rumor of a downed ship near the city.

Where should we go now?

Minions will return in 4 Turns.

:':': Current Status :':':
No Injuries
Not Tired
Not Hungry
Not Thirsty

--+- Currently Equipped -+--
Linen Hood
Silk Overcoat
Silk Tights
☼Black Leather Boots☼
Iron Gauntlets
Iron Dagger (Right Hand)
Mug of Ale 2/2 (Left Hand)

==::Inventory::==
60 Gold Coins
Journal
Coil of Rope
Map of the region
Loaf of Bread [6/7]
Waterskin [9/10]
Linen Pants
Linen Tunic
Leather Duster
Linen Boots
Linen Gloves
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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2012, 03:06:51 pm »
First, see if the blacksmith sells tools, or he is willing to lend his services. Then find the ship, and try to fix it with the scrap around it.
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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2012, 03:08:27 pm »
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on November 04, 2012, 03:06:51 pm
First, see if the blacksmith sells tools, or he is willing to lend his services. Then find the ship, and try to fix it with the scrap around it.

+1

We need an airship.
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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2012, 03:23:37 pm »
And if we have any left over money, buy a sword to fight off any other scavengers. And possibly the owner of the ship.
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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2012, 03:24:34 pm »
LETSGETFUCKINGLAID!!!!!
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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2012, 03:25:32 pm »
The airship will make us more attractive to the ladies.

Especially if we get the blacksmith to pimp it up.
« Last Edit: November 04, 2012, 03:28:31 pm by My Name is Immaterial »
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Sprin

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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2012, 03:30:37 pm »
ok airship first
pimp it out
GETFUCKINGLAID!!!!!
???
Profit
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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2012, 03:32:09 pm »
We need to go to Geardrunk Swamp and collect giant snails and man-eating plants. This will fill out our airship fund.
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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2012, 03:39:41 pm »
We should secure the airship first, then we can go to Gearduck swamp. But first, we need some work clothes. We don't want the clothes we payed 100 gold for to get filthy.
« Last Edit: November 04, 2012, 03:42:09 pm by My Name is Immaterial »
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Sprin

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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2012, 03:42:04 pm »
We need money... Lets go find money off the street!!!
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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2012, 03:44:33 pm »
Buy helmet to prevent bad rolls due tohead injuries in the future
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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2012, 05:21:30 pm »
We already have workers in the swamp. We don't need to go ourself(1). Go find the airship.




(1) Suggestions games have interesting grammatical implications.
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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2012, 05:32:25 pm »
So, to summarize:
1. Buy tools and helmet
2. Find airship
2a. Possibly fight over airship
3. Fix airship
4. Get laid
And I suggest:
5. Use the airship as a floating base for collecting snails and vines.
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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #28 on: November 04, 2012, 06:21:57 pm »
Okay, lets rock this turn:
So guys, how is game going so far? Okay? Meh?

You head down to the Blacksmith and buy a Steel Longsword and an oversized wrench, with a steam gauge on it.
You can't really afford both of those so you bribe him with your mug of ale.
Oh, you could also afford a bronze cap though.

-Mug of Ale
-60 Gold Coins
+Wrench
+Steel Longsword
+Bronze Cap

You put your silk gentlemanry in your pack and re-put-on your shitty linens. And your helmet.
You take the ferry out of town and depart for the airship.
You arrive at the airship.
You spot a lone scavenger about the crash site.
He has a Dagger, and plain clothes.
Kinda like you used to look.
Actually, exactly how you look now, he just doesnt have a sword.
Anyway.

Attack?

Minions will return in 3 Turns.

:':': Current Status :':':
No Injuries
Not Tired
Not Hungry
Not Thirsty

--+- Currently Equipped -+--
Bronze Cap
Linen Pants
Linen Tunic
Leather Duster
Linen Boots
Linen Gloves
Iron Gauntlets
Steel Longsword (Right Hand)
Wrench (Left Hand)

==::Inventory::==
60 Gold Coins
Journal
Coil of Rope
Map of the region
Loaf of Bread [6/7]
Waterskin [9/10]
Silk Overcoat
Silk Tights
☼Black Leather Boots☼
Linen Hood
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Re: You just hired some drunks. [Suggestion game]
« Reply #29 on: November 04, 2012, 06:31:01 pm »
I'm enjoying quite a bit. Never really done this before. First time.

Shaking our sword at him sounds good, or scaring him into fixing the ship for us.
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