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[Facekillz058]

Sounds good, glad you're enjoying yourself.

You approach the scavenger, and call him. He looks at you, and goes back to work on the airship.
You tilt your head in question.
Then you realize, no one gives a fuck about your questioning.
You approach the man, and he looks up at you and sighs, then says:
"What do you want with me, stranger?!"
He seems friendly enough, you sheath your sword and the tone of the conversation seems to lighten.
"I'm simply out here to make a living, friend, just as you are!" You shout out.
"This is my ship, go away! There is little enough salvageable material as it is!"
"Alright, I will, but before I do, I ask you to hear me. Would you be interested in having an airship that works, and people to fall back on?"
"Hm?" The man looks up at you.
"What do you mean?" The man says.
"I mean, we can be friends, and fly around doing stuff, or we can be enemies and you can stay out here alone beating on hunks of metal."
"This ship is hardly recycleable, look at it!"
"Oh, but this is where you may possibly be right but aren't! We don't need to fix this specific ship, but we can build our own with the parts here, can we not?"
"I... suppose we could try. But it couldn't possibly be as large or powerful as this one was!"
"It needs not to be. If it flies, and can have guns put on it, it can get us cash! And women!"
"Interesting. Alright, lets see what we can get off this tub!"

Alright, omnipotent entites, we can salvage the engines, the balloon, the hull, or the guns first. Which one?
Oh darn, I forgot to subtract the coins from last turn.


Minions will return in 2 Turns.

:':': Current Status :':':
No Injuries
Not Tired
A wee bit Hungry
Slightly Thirsty

--+- Currently Equipped -+--
Bronze Cap
Linen Pants
Linen Tunic
Leather Duster
Linen Boots
Linen Gloves
Iron Gauntlets
Steel Longsword (Right Hand)
Wrench (Left Hand)

==::Inventory::==
0 Gold Coins
Journal
Coil of Rope
Map of the region
Loaf of Bread [6/7]
Waterskin [9/10]
Silk Overcoat
Silk Tights
☼Black Leather Boots☼
Linen Hood

[Elfeater]

Guns, then have the minions man them to guard us as we work.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Guns, then have the minions man them to guard us as we work.

+1
I vote for hull next, so we can have somewhere to stay, then balloons, and engines. Recruit our minions into a crew.

[Facekillz058]

Fantastical ideas.

You ask the scavenger to begin working on the guns, and he agrees.
"I must head back into town temporarily to check on something, can I rely on you to not to steal everything?"
"Yeah, I'll get to work on the guns. If I may ask, what are you checking on?"
"Lets just say, minions need masters to guide them"
"Uh, alright."
You bid the scavenger farewell, and set off towards town.
It is nighttime, you hear howling in the distance.
You draw your sword, as you feel very uneasy.
You hear growling...
Right
behind
you.
You turn. LE GASP! There dos be a wolf!
Seeing as you have no chance to outrun it, you have to fight it.

The wolf claws at your legs. [1]
The attack is absorbed by your linen pants.
You slash at the beasts head [6] + 2 (This sword is made of steel, bitches.)
The head comes clean off, and you smirk, not expecting it to go that well.
"Foul beast, thee stood no chance!"
You manage to get to the gates of town.
You arrive at the tavern inside of town and wait for your minions to return inside.

Minions return next turn.

:':': Current Status :':':
No Injuries
A wee bit Tired
Slightly Hungry
Somewhat Thirsty

--+- Currently Equipped -+--
Bronze Cap
Linen Pants
Linen Tunic
Leather Duster
Linen Boots
Linen Gloves
Iron Gauntlets
Steel Longsword (Right Hand)
Wrench (Left Hand)

==::Inventory::==
0 Gold Coins
Journal
Coil of Rope
Map of the region
Loaf of Bread [6/7]
Waterskin [9/10]
Silk Overcoat
Silk Tights
☼Black Leather Boots☼
Linen Hood

[LordBucket]

Just wait for them to return.

[Elvisdogs]

Also while you're at it try and get in one of the fine maidens' britches. We need a female counterpart to round out the team of protagonists.

[My Name is Immaterial]

I would recommend to put on some fancier and clean clothes before trying that. Or:

She slaps you. [6] + 2 (Experience)

A bath might not go amiss.

[Facekillz058]

You guys are deadset on getting laid arent you?

Alright, let's see if Gentleman McGentleman can do it.
You change back into your silk clothing, and take off that bloody helmet.
You approach one of the taverns many fine womenfolk.
"Greeting my fine lady. My I buy thee a fine glass of wine?" [3] + 1 (Gentlemanly)
"Piss off, you hoity toity blender!"
You quickly check your flirting, and realize that you were using big words.
And these people aren't exactly refined folk.
Your minions walk into the tavern, with their packs seemingly full of stuff.
"What did you find out there, men?"
"All of it. We covered every bloody inch of that swamp that we could reach on foot, and found all this stuff"
The men reveal:
23 Snails, from which two vials each can be extracted.
3 Living Carnivorous Vines, 2 dead ones.
30 Pounds of scrap metal.

Totaling: 460 + 150 + 150 = 760 - 40% = 760 - 304  = 456 Gold Coins in your pocket.

Aren't you just the business man.
You take a swig from your waterskin.
-1 Waterskin
You explain to the men your next business venture.
You stuck to your word on the previous job, and they're making some good cash working for you, and so, agree to jump on your little scheme.
You begin to head out to the crash site.
Before you leave, you switch back into your work clothes.

What should we do when we get there?


:':': Current Status :':':
No Injuries
Slightly Tired
Somewhat Hungry
Not Thirsty

--+- Currently Equipped -+--
Linen Gloves
Bronze Cap
Linen Pants
Linen Tunic
Leather Duster
Linen Boots
Iron Gauntlets
Steel Longsword (Right Hand)
Wrench (Left Hand)

==::Inventory::==
456 Gold Coins
Journal
Coil of Rope
Map of the region
Loaf of Bread [6/7]
Waterskin [8/10]
Linen Hood
Silk Overcoat
Silk Tights
☼Black Leather Boots☼


I really enjoy doing these, but its going to be hell when it comes to the ships inventory.

[LordBucket]

Before you leave, you switch back into your work clothes.

No workclothes. Keep wearing the classy ensemble. Find a feisty, prudish redhead with a Victorian accent and a gun. Someone who looks like this:



Ask her to be our navigator.

What should we do when we get there?

Get the ship running. Promote the salvage mechanic to engineer. Become pirates.

[My Name is Immaterial]

I vote for privateering. We get to loot, and be payed for the looting. Its also legal and respectable.

Also, how many people did we hire?

[Facekillz058]

Before you leave, you switch back into your work clothes.

No workclothes. Keep wearing the classy ensemble. Find a feisty, prudish redhead with a Victorian accent and a gun. Someone who looks like this:

-blah-

What should we do when we get there?

Get the ship running. Promote the salvage mechanic to engineer. Become pirates.

Sorry, already on the road, the work clothes stay on until the next visit to town.
Now im stuck between privateering and piracy.
One is legal, and the other illegal.
But they are functionally the same thing.
Guys?
And now for this turn:

You approach the crash site and find that the scavenger has two of the 3 guns working.
"Hiya boss, I've got two of the guns fixed. I also located 34 shells in the munitions room, or whats left of it."
"Fantastic. I've promoted you to engineer, scavenger isn't as gentlemanly."
"Alright, i don't really care, but thanks. Anyway, after the guns, what do you want fixed next?"
"Work on the hull, that way we have a place to sleep where we won't get gutted by bandits. Oh, and these fine chaps are your new coworkers. If you need anything heavy lifted, ask them"
You point to the rabble you led out here.
"Alright, men, lets get some tents pitched. We'll be out here for a while.
You sit in your tent for a while, listening to the men working on the ship. You nom some bread.
-1 Bread
You ponder how you will ask your men if they want to rape, burn, and pillage for the hell of it, or rape, burn, and pillage for the government.
You go to sleep thinking about it.

Guns done next turn.
Hull done in 4 turns.

:':': Current Status :':':
No Injuries
Not Tired
Not Hungry
A wee bit Thirsty

--+- Currently Equipped -+--
Linen Gloves
Bronze Cap
Linen Pants
Linen Tunic
Leather Duster
Linen Boots
Iron Gauntlets
Steel Longsword (Right Hand)
Wrench (Left Hand)

==::Inventory::==
456 Gold Coins
Journal
Coil of Rope
Map of the region
Loaf of Bread [5/7]
Waterskin [8/10]
Linen Hood
Silk Overcoat
Silk Tights
☼Black Leather Boots☼

[misko27]

Privateering is good, keeps us on the good side of the Law.

Sleep.

[javierpwn]

We must soon take to the skies men! To rape and pillage the weak, spill the blood of the innocents,and get a hefty paycheck from the government. Btw nice touch making the tavern woman ucivil

[javierpwn]

But I think we are getting ahead of ourselves. We must organize a hunting party and learn valuable observational and patience skills,which might give a boost to future rolls.And butchering e corpses of dead animals could help us figure out weak points for animals various body parts.

[Facekillz058]

While I agree with most of your post, I have to ask. How is finding the weak point, which should be obvious, on a bear, going to help us when it comes to blowing innocent brains out?


Anyway, just posting to let you guys know I probably won't do the next turn until after school tomorrow.
Which is about 18 hours from this post.
Sorry.