The phenomenal and absolutly epic life of Saegge, the perfect normal miner [Excerpt II]
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And then Fishy took his fish and built a house while Neo protected him equipped with a handful of swords. That was some random shit. Luckily Neo went off after Fishy´s house was finished. Now I can sneak up and take all the fish I want.
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There was these Yetis approaching the fortress. A new dwarf- I think he´s called Kale - finished off two of them, naked. I do´t know how he did it, cause I was using my legendary mining skills all the time. Speaking of skill. Reaver wanted to glory my uses with a giant gold statue. Strange, cause I had the new miners done all the work. First, I thought they would be trouble, but I told them, that I best friend of Card and Neo, so if they´d take the fame, I told, they would learn to know some really nasty violence. In fact, I had never spoken with this Card... or he ´d never spoken with me. Untill this one day. I was around resting from all the miner´s stuff. As I noticed Card taking over a workshop and screaming for stone. Man, now I´d known why he never talked. His voice was that horrific. Anyone else I´d had told he sholud grab my pick and get his damn stone his self. But I knew: "Let he pick the pick and he´ll out there for abound 7 weeks shouting all the way. If I pick pick I´ll need, lets say, 2 minutes to get his stone." So I left in a glorious quest for boulders. When he was finished with constructing stuff, I was disappointed it was a stupid grate. But Reaver, that dumpass, went to Card and said: "You so epic Mason! Cause so epic grate! You´ll get so epic statue!" I interfered: "Boss, its fucking grate. Noone will have use of it. Also what do you exspect for the statue. Card won´t thank you. Cause he just communicates when he wants to create useless stuff!" But when I finished the speech, nobody was around. "Great," I thougt: "Reaver is cancelling ta orders and Card tantruming bout no getting no fame." Happy I left.
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Later there also was this huge migrant wave. 29 of them were announced, but when I ascended from the mines there only were 28 of them. One was missing, so I went to Reaver to ask him about that want. "He dead" he said. I : "Why?" He: "Killed by me order." I:"WHY?" He: "He was different, dangerously different." I : "Fucking racist" as I left.
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