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Author Topic: Boltaura - A First (Community Fortress)  (Read 15817 times)

Kalemyr Skyfire

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Re: Boltaura - A First (Community Fortress)
« Reply #135 on: November 07, 2012, 09:05:23 pm »

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Can I at least go to the dining room and ask if people want one lump, or two?
I'm watching you...

Go to the nurse's room instead?
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Re: Boltaura - A First (Community Fortress)
« Reply #136 on: November 07, 2012, 09:06:12 pm »

What exactly are your doctors, and nurses doing?
I vote to have the lazy medical staff visit the circus
They're not doing anything. Its causing the injured military dwarves to die of neglect.
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Re: Boltaura - A First (Community Fortress)
« Reply #137 on: November 07, 2012, 09:08:14 pm »

What exactly are your doctors, and nurses doing?
I vote to have the lazy medical staff visit the circus
They're not doing anything. Its causing the injured military dwarves to die of neglect.
Dungeon, now!
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Re: Boltaura - A First (Community Fortress)
« Reply #138 on: November 07, 2012, 09:10:23 pm »

What exactly are your doctors, and nurses doing?
I vote to have the lazy medical staff visit the circus
They're not doing anything. Its causing the injured military dwarves to die of neglect.
Dungeon, now!
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Hammertime?  :(
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Boltaura - A First (Community Fortress)
« Reply #139 on: November 07, 2012, 09:17:17 pm »

What exactly are your doctors, and nurses doing?
I vote to have the lazy medical staff visit the circus
They're not doing anything. Its causing the injured military dwarves to die of neglect.
Dungeon, now!
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Hammertime?  :(

Give me a way to order the hammering citizens and you'll have 7 people to hammer.
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Kalemyr Skyfire

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Re: Boltaura - A First (Community Fortress)
« Reply #140 on: November 07, 2012, 09:22:23 pm »

Did you try convicting?
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Re: Boltaura - A First (Community Fortress)
« Reply #141 on: November 07, 2012, 09:23:43 pm »

Did you try convicting?
No criminals and no crimes to convict people for.
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Re: Boltaura - A First (Community Fortress)
« Reply #142 on: November 07, 2012, 09:24:37 pm »

Oh, I was hoping you could use one of the vampire cases...
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Re: Boltaura - A First (Community Fortress)
« Reply #143 on: November 07, 2012, 09:25:31 pm »

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  :'(
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Boltaura - A First (Community Fortress)
« Reply #144 on: November 07, 2012, 09:26:33 pm »

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  :'(
There, there. You'll get hammer someone one day...
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Re: Boltaura - A First (Community Fortress)
« Reply #145 on: November 07, 2012, 09:47:26 pm »

Fishybang's journal.
Well I now have no faith left in Reaver. He built a whole bunker for himself, then said it was for everybody! The nerve! I figure he built it behind his room so that when worse came to worst he could just slip silently away and let everyone else die off. I need to warn Card about this. He is so kind and thoughtful, he will know what to do.
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Re: Boltaura - A First (Community Fortress)
« Reply #146 on: November 07, 2012, 10:04:27 pm »

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Well I now have no faith left in Reaver. He built a whole bunker for himself, then said it was for everybody! The nerve! I figure he built it behind his room so that when worse came to worst he could just slip silently away and let everyone else die off. I need to warn Card about this. He is so kind and thoughtful, he will know what to do.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Boltaura - A First (Community Fortress)
« Reply #147 on: November 07, 2012, 10:33:10 pm »

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Sand Raiders attacking a glacier? How does that even make sense? We have no sand here. Of course they sent a squad of bowmen. I’ve dispatched the militia to deal with them. They are few in number and lightly armored so we shouldn’t take too many losses.

Timber 22, 128
The recruit has begun his crazed construction. I do hope this time it’s something useful. As for the Sand Raiders, Neo decided to charge headfirst into the group of them. I think Kale might be getting a promotion soon. It’s sad to see a veteran warrior act so recklessly.

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He killed all of them. ALL OF THEM. He didn’t even take any damage. How the hell did Neo pull that off?
He charged into six Sand Raider bowmen and eviscerated every single one without receiving more than a bruise. It would seem he is blessed by Armok himself. Fittingly he has been given a name of legend: Neo Clobberwheel Dismalkin. I can’t even begin to imagine what he will do when outfitted with Adamantine.

OOC: Sorry for it being short but I had to post that Neo pulling a Neo moment.
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Re: Boltaura - A First (Community Fortress)
« Reply #148 on: November 07, 2012, 10:39:13 pm »

((It's all that triple-wielding practice he's gotten.))
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

Kalemyr Skyfire

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Re: Boltaura - A First (Community Fortress)
« Reply #149 on: November 07, 2012, 10:51:02 pm »

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Sand Raiders are attacking the fortress! Reaver dispatched us to deal with them.
Hmm... I'm feeling thirsty, going to get a quick drink before I go...

So while I was drinking, Reaver told me, Neo went to fight the Sand Raiders by himself.
I spit out my drink, then Reaver adds "You might be getting a promotion soon"
I run to the fortress entrance, not out of concern for Neo, But anger at the fact,
he was the first into combat. I'm usually first into combat!

What do I see? I see Neo, and a bunch of corpses when I arrive.
Neo killed them all... He doesn't even seem injured, he's just standing there, talking to his sword.

OOC: What armor does Kale have? I'm seriously hoping he's wearing Vinzenz armour
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