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[Scootagoose]

Horse hair sprinkled upon a roasted horses head, tallow melted down into a dip. The donkey genitalia, roasted as well, placed on the side.




Prepared Cow Brain, Dwarven Ale, Dwarven Ale Dwarven Ale and Cat meat.

[Aseaheru]

marinated brain with a cat meat stew.

Horseshoe crab blood, Pig meat, eggs and cave wheat flower.

[saltmummy626]

blue moon meatballs

mix all the ingrediants together, adding the horseshoe crab blood as needed. take the resulting mash and roll it into balls, then bake them. serve with strawberry wine and a nice salad.

forgotten beast meat, rock nuts, choice of liquer.

[Jellycat12]

The rock nuts are ground up and mixed with the sunshine, and the meat is covered with the mixture and baked until brown.

Kitten intestines, dwarven wine.

[Beenoc]

Beer-battered kitten intestines.

Unicorn lung, severed troll head, goblin tallow.

[Megaman3321]

OLD: Dice and sautee the intestines in the wine for some time (prolly about 10-15 minutes if you want it nice). Serve with quarry bush leaves, dwarven cheese, and a glass of wine.

FAKEEDIT: dammit ninja'd

Gut the troll's head (including the eyes) and batter with the goblin tallow. Roast over spit for a while. As this is going on, stuff the unicorn lungs with troll brain and deep-fry it in goblin tallow. Once the lungs and head are done cooking, replace the eyes, stuff the troll's mouth with the lungs and enjoy.

wild strawberries, rock nuts, dog spleen, and a barrel of wine. The whole barrel.

[Aseaheru]

marinated spleen with rock paste and strawberry mush. all drenched in wine.

meat, eggs, BACON, flower (grain kind), cheese.

[saltmummy626]

breakfast. specifically, a nondescript meat omelet with pancakes and a side of bacon.

goose eggs, honey, monarch butterfly brains.

[wer6]

dont do anything with the egg: marinate the egg with honey: then ground up the brain and then sprinkle it on the top "nobles surprise"

slade some demon arm and then adamantine.

[Aseaheru]

wait, what?

[Megaman3321]

slade some demon arm and then adamantine.

Dude, that's not food

However, you could do this: Grind up the slade until it is the consistency of pepper. Smoke the demon arm over a charcoal grill until
the skin is flaky and greasy. Wrap in adamantine foil and eat.

Dwarven cheese, dog intenstines and plump helmets.

[Jellycat12]

Mix the cheese and plump helmets and put in intestines to make sausage.

Strawberry wine, kitten intestines, giant eagle meat.

[Aseaheru]

same thing, then marinate them in wine and cook in the same.

owl meat, bones and ale.

[Megaman3321]

Ale-infused meat gelatin.

Fire imp meat, dog brain, beer.

[Aseaheru]

marinated spam.