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[Jellycat12]

Pour ingredients in crater, mix thoroughly.

Cat heart, honey bee royal jelly, and quarry bush leaves.

[wer6]

"salad"

the herat is made in a bad mince and then sprinkled with quarry bush leaves then you but jelly all over it as a flamablity and then light the entire thing on fire for exactly 5 mnutes: anymore and it will burn to ash's any less and it would not be "salad" throw as hard as you can at said eater: laugh at theri pain

anything elfs would eat plus magma

[Jellycat12]

The rules say it must seem like something that sounds like food.

[wer6]

hmmm quarry bush leafs and strawberries: add anything you like

[Jellycat12]

The quarry bush leaves are cut up very fine and mixed with honey bee royal jelly. The strawberries are covered in the mixture.

Honey bee royal jelly, kitten intestines.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Stuff intestines with jelly, roast, tie them off. Jelly sausages.

Various colors of cave fungus, giant mushrooms, GCS webs, GCS meat

[PrivateNomad]

A plump helmet.

A SINGLE PLUMP HELMET

[CaptainLambcake]

WINE


liver of small child, aborted goblin fetus, draltha toenail clippings, brone collosus hand

[wer6]

vampere stew.

some water and the fingers of every elfs first born daughter. and a  admanatine aqaurim filled with  carp

[Doughnut189]

A mug with a live carp in it, garnished with a feminine elf finger- to be served at diplomatic parties.

Kitten tallow, kitten tallow, kitten tallow, and kitten tallow.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Kitten flavored candle wax- for all those times the power goes out, you forgot to shop for groceries, and your car is electric.

Fish, the second carvern floor

[Doughnut189]

One may go two ways-
ONE: One exposes the cavern floor to the surface, causing it to freeze, and then mines out the cavern lake and then inserts sticks into the fish, and enjoys many delicious fishcicles.

TWO: One pours magma onto the cavern lake and thus boiling the fish. Seal off the caverns for enough steamed fish to feed the mountain homes. I reccomend wrapping the lake in paper and not opening it for a good 20 minutes. Open paper. Serve with lemon and sunshine.

OH NO I FORGOT INGREDIENTS: Raw mussel, raw mussel, raw mussel, kitten tallow

[wer6]

demons served got in a slade mug!

elfven lungs at catfish. a "breather" is in order.

[saltmummy626]

woah, things are getting out of hand here. this kitchen is a mess! *gesturing towards dwarves beating each other with burning slabs of meat.* ICH WERDE UM IN MEINER KUCHE HABEN!! (goddamn google translate, thats prolly wrong.)

the mussel dish.
the kitten tallow is melted down into a thin liquid and sprinkled on the fresh, raw mussels. the raw mussels are then served raw with a small bowl of the human sauce known as "cocktail."

raw salmon, raw octopus, raw flounder, deer fat, valley herbs, dwarven ale.

[bobboy555]

Fisherman's "Surprise"
Raw fish served coated with a fine mist of orange powder to make it look like it's cooked with a side dish of Deer fat biscuits made from deer fat, ale, and valley herbs.
Sell it to the elves.

Steelclad horse hair, Uristkun: Severed horse head, Donkey genitalia, mule tallow