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saltmummy626

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dwarven culinary school
« on: November 02, 2012, 04:28:04 am »

Here's the way this is gonna work, list off the ingredients of a dwarven dish. not how its prepared, and not what quality it is. whether is biscuits, stew, or roasts doesn't matter either. just the ingredients, then the next players say something that could actually be made from the ingredients. it doesn't have to be a real dish, just something that sounds like real food. for example, my ingredients are, say, plump helmets, yak lung, and giant eagle fat/tallow. the next players might say things like, sauteed yak lung with a side of plump helmet pate, or yak lung stuffed with baked plump helmet. get it? good. you can have any number of ingredients, just don' get ridicules with how many you put down. other than that, any ingredient goes.

Ill start us off with something simple.

beef heart, quarry bush leaves, and dwarven ale.

now go!
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Re: dwarven culinary school
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2012, 05:14:55 am »

Marinated Beef Heart stuffed with Quarry leaves with some quarry leaves on the side with Ale dressing.
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Re: dwarven culinary school
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2012, 05:22:26 am »

Elf meat, cave wheat flower and dwarven wine.
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Re: dwarven culinary school
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2012, 05:53:44 am »

delicou- we are not elven cannibals. but any ways if you really want it: elf beef that is covered with well minced cave wheat flour and with dwarven whine greavy

 2 dragon eggs: some maple syrup and a piece of cat meat oh and a bloated tuber.
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Re: dwarven culinary school
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2012, 06:34:02 am »

delicou- we are not elven cannibals. but any ways if you really want it: elf beef that is covered with well minced cave wheat flour and with dwarven whine greavy

 2 dragon eggs: some maple syrup and a piece of cat meat oh and a bloated tuber.

Scrambled dragon eggs with cat meat ('stead of bacon) with bloated tuber and maple syrup salad.
Kinda, sorta...

Giant sperm whale meat, sun berries, plump helmets, dwarven beer.
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Re: dwarven culinary school
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2012, 06:36:28 am »

"whale burgers!" make whale burger into patty than cu plump helmet in half then use sunberrys as tomatos then put all the condimients like sunberry cause and dwarven beer  salad as aside.
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« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2012, 07:06:35 am »

No ingredients for another meal?  I'll just post mine then.

Roc brain, roc intestines (still in one long tube,) roc tallow, roc meat, and a pot of sunshine.
 
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Re: dwarven culinary school
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2012, 07:27:31 am »

No ingredients for another meal?  I'll just post mine then.

Roc brain, roc intestines (still in one long tube,) roc tallow, roc meat, and a pot of sunshine.

Marinated (in tallow and a bit of sunshine and intestines) roc stew (not quite by the in-game definition of "stew") with finely chopped brain and meat, stewed in sunshine thorough half a day.

 
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« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2012, 01:52:00 pm »

No ingredients for another meal?  I'll just post mine then.

Roc brain, roc intestines (still in one long tube,) roc tallow, roc meat, and a pot of sunshine.

roc sausage. grind down all the meat products, mix in the sunshine and presto! sausage. since darkDXZ didnt list any ingrediants, Ill throw some more out there.

prickle berries, strawberries, honey, and dog liver.

think of it as dwarven chopped.
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Re: dwarven culinary school
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2012, 01:59:23 pm »

honey liver: cover the dog liver in honey then make the strawberries and prickle berries into a jam like substance then cover in as much as you want: or  use the prickle berrys as a salad.

a Czech recipe made with liver with these type of ingredients :)

a FB heart: 3 dragon eggs: 2 dwarf livers: and a  brew of sunshine oh and a hydra brain to top it all off: make it for ze king.
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Re: dwarven culinary school
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2012, 03:09:42 pm »

FB heart stuffed with two dwarf livers basted in sunshine and surrounded with slices of hydra brain with a side of sunshine.

Giant Badger Heart, Giant Badger Blood, Plump Helmets, Sewer Brew
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« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2012, 03:29:46 pm »

Giant Badger Stew with minced Plump Helmet pieces mixed with Sewer Brew.
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Re: dwarven culinary school
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2012, 03:57:08 pm »

Plump helmet roast stuffed with plump helmets with plump helmets on the side, glazed in plump helmet syrup and served with plump helmet wine.
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Re: dwarven culinary school
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2012, 04:34:23 pm »

served raw with forgoten beast sydrome blood.

"meat" from a elf. and asmany other ingrediants as you want.
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Re: dwarven culinary school
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2012, 05:01:32 pm »

I'll just copy down what my Dwarves are having for dinner tonight.

"This is a stack of 14 exeptional prepared forgotten beast tallow roast. Ingredients are exceptionally minced crundle tripe, exceptionally minced prepared crundle brain, superiorly minced crundle meat, and superiorly minced forgotten beast tallow."

Mmm...
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