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[Thecard]

Alright, I'm here with a request that you seem to be quite capable of fullfilling.

I want an unhurtable/innofensive/trully inmortal webber, it needs locomotion, very good regenration (if needed) and means to spit webs, besides that pretty much nothing, I know this might be a challenge (or not?) but all I want is a giant sponge that moves around land and shoots webs, thanks in advance.

Just add a [WEBATTACK] tag to a sponge then.  Give it [SPEED:1].  Problem solved?  It won't attack anything (effectively) though, that takes some effort.

[Putnam]

Alright, I'm here with a request that you seem to be quite capable of fullfilling.

I want an unhurtable/innofensive/trully inmortal webber, it needs locomotion, very good regenration (if needed) and means to spit webs, besides that pretty much nothing, I know this might be a challenge (or not?) but all I want is a giant sponge that moves around land and shoots webs, thanks in advance.

Just add a [WEBATTACK] tag to a sponge then.  Give it [SPEED:1].  Problem solved?  It won't attack anything (effectively) though, that takes some effort.

You mean material emission? WEBBER hasn't existed since 34.01.

[Thecard]

Alright, I'm here with a request that you seem to be quite capable of fullfilling.

I want an unhurtable/innofensive/trully inmortal webber, it needs locomotion, very good regenration (if needed) and means to spit webs, besides that pretty much nothing, I know this might be a challenge (or not?) but all I want is a giant sponge that moves around land and shoots webs, thanks in advance.

Just add a [WEBATTACK] tag to a sponge then.  Give it [SPEED:1].  Problem solved?  It won't attack anything (effectively) though, that takes some effort.

You mean material emission? WEBBER hasn't existed since 34.01.

Yeah, my bad.  I forgot about that.

[Synner]

Alright, I'm here with a request that you seem to be quite capable of fullfilling.

I want an unhurtable/innofensive/trully inmortal webber, it needs locomotion, very good regenration (if needed) and means to spit webs, besides that pretty much nothing, I know this might be a challenge (or not?) but all I want is a giant sponge that moves around land and shoots webs, thanks in advance.

Just add a [WEBATTACK] tag to a sponge then.  Give it [SPEED:1].  Problem solved?  It won't attack anything (effectively) though, that takes some effort.

Yeah, that's pretty much what I needed, thanks a lot!

[Putnam]

Alright, I'm here with a request that you seem to be quite capable of fullfilling.

I want an unhurtable/innofensive/trully inmortal webber, it needs locomotion, very good regenration (if needed) and means to spit webs, besides that pretty much nothing, I know this might be a challenge (or not?) but all I want is a giant sponge that moves around land and shoots webs, thanks in advance.

Just add a [WEBATTACK] tag to a sponge then.  Give it [SPEED:1].  Problem solved?  It won't attack anything (effectively) though, that takes some effort.

You mean material emission? WEBBER hasn't existed since 34.01.

Yeah, my bad.  I forgot about that.

(I try to immediately reply to outdated info because outdated info is unusually pervasive--like that "megabeast worldgen immunity" thing that was going around for a while)

[Thecard]

Alright, I'm here with a request that you seem to be quite capable of fullfilling.

I want an unhurtable/innofensive/trully inmortal webber, it needs locomotion, very good regenration (if needed) and means to spit webs, besides that pretty much nothing, I know this might be a challenge (or not?) but all I want is a giant sponge that moves around land and shoots webs, thanks in advance.

Just add a [WEBATTACK] tag to a sponge then.  Give it [SPEED:1].  Problem solved?  It won't attack anything (effectively) though, that takes some effort.

Yeah, that's pretty much what I needed, thanks a lot!

Don't forget to see Synner's post, [WEBATTACK] shouldn't work anymore.  You'd have to give it a material emission attack.
Also, don't give it [SPEED:1] unless you want it to move faster than is physically possible.

[random_odd_guy]

Since that one sounds relatively easy, I'll probably do that one next.

[Thecard]

(I try to immediately reply to outdated info because outdated info is unusually pervasive--like that "megabeast worldgen immunity" thing that was going around for a while)

You mean that wasn't a real thing?  I guess that explains all those dead megabeasts...  I was really confused a while ago.

[Gaybarowner]

Walking kegs with legs that have booze blood they are always at war with the dreaded drinking dwarves

[Slax]

Twisted, mutated wildlife. Dire? No. Hulks! Beasts! Monsters!

[PTTG??]

Phalox: A kind of frilled serpent that twists through caverns. It is known for the many deadly venom sprays it has, like a spitting cobra, but with more variety. It should have web and a few other different innate attacks, but no tangible attacks besides bludgeoning someone with its tail.

[KarfW]

IŽve had an dream:
An dog-like creature which is always female and gets quickly adopted by dwarves. However it causes female dwarves to die ( or become infertile/reaaaly old/become male/etc.) and can mate with male dwarves, which produces ~4 10%/90% (dog-thing-demon/male dwarves) offspring.
Should be able to come with migrants and even wander alone into the map.
So if you dont watch out you got an fortress with only male dwarves and they would be forced to mate with these dog demons in order to sustain the fortress.
Plus they should be hard to kill, if youŽd try to send your milita against these cute "little" thingies.
Bonus points if they laid eggs (were also the dwarves hatch from) and would be milkable.

[5asdffdsa5]

a snake with wings the size of a dwarfs finger that's only attack is to bite creatures, turning them into its clones.

[Thecard]

IŽve had an dream:
An dog-like creature which is always female and gets quickly adopted by dwarves. However it causes female dwarves to die ( or become infertile/reaaaly old/become male/etc.) and can mate with male dwarves, which produces ~4 10%/90% (dog-thing-demon/male dwarves) offspring.
Should be able to come with migrants and even wander alone into the map.
So if you dont watch out you got an fortress with only male dwarves and they would be forced to mate with these dog demons in order to sustain the fortress.
Plus they should be hard to kill, if youŽd try to send your milita against these cute "little" thingies.
Bonus points if they laid eggs (were also the dwarves hatch from) and would be milkable.

I don't know if that's possible to do.  Maybe making the dogs a caste, I guess.  I don't think Dwarves can hatch from eggs, but you should be able to have the hatch-lings turn into Dwarves pretty easily. 
Also, that sounds like an interesting dream that you probably should not mention to any doctors.  Just saying.

[Mister Lister]

How about a skinny 11ft pale man that attacks with his willy?
All 10 of them.