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[Nirur Torir]

In the year 2025, America is the last bastion of Freedom! Israel is the only remaining nation that stands with it against the all-consuming Filthy Communist Threat.

A new Communist facility has been opened, producing Stalin clones to pilot Japanese giant anime mecha. This facility has the codes for the entirety of the enemy missile arsenal! In ten turns, an overwhelming force will be launched from here. If this succeeds, America will be coated in Communist Missiles and swarmed with Freedom-hating Athiests! The threat must be stopped, and the deactivation codes retrieved!

Thanks to Capitalistic Freedom and the special efforts of the Democratically Elected Freedom Party, special project Robot Lincoln has been completed in time to combat the enemy. He will pick the six MOST PATRIOTIC volunteers in a special task force! SAVE THE FREEDOM!

((Six people get in. It's not first-come-first-serve. This will only last ten turns, as I doubt my ability to keep over-the-top PATRIOTISM amusing for long. Sign-ups end in about a day. This is not even slightly serious, but the laws of Physics should more-or-less not be completely ignored.))

[werty892]

Hell yes!

AMERICHUH, IN!

[Nirur Torir]

I failed to mention the necessary character details!

American Name:
Freedom Skills:
Democratic Inventory (4 Democratic items):
Patriotic Bio:

[werty892]

I failed to mention the necessary character details!

American Name:
Freedom Skills:
Democratic Inventory (4 Democratic items):
Patriotic Bio:

Can we use patriotic people from american history or does it have to be a person.

[GreatWyrmGold]

In the year 2025, America is the last bastion of Freedom! Israel is the only remaining nation that stands with it against the all-consuming Filthy Communist Threat.

Interesting, maybe.

A new Communist facility has been opened, producing Stalin clones to pilot Japanese giant anime mecha. This facility has the codes for the entirety of the enemy missile arsenal! In ten turns, an overwhelming force will be launched from here. If this succeeds, America will be coated in Communist Missiles and swarmed with Freedom-hating Athiests! The threat must be stopped, and the deactivation codes retrieved!

Heh, nice and light-heartWHAT DO YOU MEAN FREEDOM-HATING ATHEISTS?


Anyways...

American Name: Ulysses Samson Abramson.
Freedom Skills: Biology, Genetic Engineering, Evolutionary Sciences, Excellent Tenor
Democratic Inventory: Used gengineering needles, Borrowed Powered Armor, Spray Paint, Key to University Bomb Shelter
Patriotic Bio: Ulysses was a professor of biology at the American University in DC. He heard of the missiles, and the first thing that came to mind was to inject himself with a retroviral serum! In case that's not super enough (so far he's just turning cyan, crimson, and pale), he "borrowed" an experimental suit of powered armor from Engineering.

First Action: Paint powered armor red, white, and blue.

[Greenstarfanatic]

I'm reserving a spot. I'll try to get a sheet in tonight. If not, in the morning.

HERE!

American Name: Jane Doe, Because I am still obsessed with TF2 and he is the most patriotic of the classes.
Freedom Skills: Explosives fired from Tubes, War Literature, Beating up Europe, and Eagle Handling
Democratic Inventory (4 Democratic items:( Rocket Launcher, Sun Tzu's 'Art of War', Trained Eagle, Staff with Golden Eagle on top. It's great for hitting things until their heads explode.
Patriotic Bio: Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected by every branch of the military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. His rampage ended immediately upon hearing about the end of the war in 1949. He joined Project ROBOT LINCOLN because he realized he missed the Commies in his ramage across Europe. If only he had gone a bit further...

[Remalle]

American Name: John Johnson
Freedom Skills: Negotiator, Persuader, Speaker, Seducer, Orator, Negotiator, Basket Weaver
Democratic Inventory: American Flag, Apple Pie, Baseball, Preserved Forelimbs of an Ursus Horribilis specimen he hunted and killed himself
Patriotic Bio: We need a slogan!

[Nirur Torir]

Can we use patriotic people from american history or does it have to be a person.

Make someone up. A clone is possible, but cloning, being used by the Communists, is considered vaguely Un-American.

[wer6]

American Name: james tanker.
Freedom Skills:TAAANKKKK! ( rides in tank) FIIRE! ( fires about 10 bullets) COMMIE BASTARDS WILL DIE ( 25 percent damage buff, passive)
Democratic Inventory (4 Democratic items): tank of american good ness: 25 shells: enoguh bullets to make half a million commie bastards into american corpses. enough sandwiches to feed one self for 5 days.
Patriotic Bio: a man who decided that he hated commies so he joined the army: he single handedly ended  the war against terror.

no it isnt OP at all.