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[Skyrunner]

Dermputer sounds interesting.

[freeformschooler]

Its clear you guys are good at setting up the scripts and mechanics, but to echo derms original question, do you think this is going to be one of those things where you'll need someone else or two to make the actual story/game content? Like to sit down and do all the really tedious stuff

[Dermonster]

This thread, man.

[Reudh]

Its clear you guys are good at setting up the scripts and mechanics, but to echo derms original question, do you think this is going to be one of those things where you'll need someone else or two to make the actual story/game content? Like to sit down and do all the really tedious stuff

As in the actual legwork? I can do most of that myself, but I do think a good sit down where anyone interested can come up with a coherent plot outside of "Ursula has amnesia or does she. Also, dwarves."

[Dermonster]

I thought we were going after some sort of world ending sentient forum glitch with Kurtlemak as the 'man behind the man' in the locked board.

I believe I made a map at some point.

[Reudh]

I thought we were going after some sort of world ending sentient forum glitch with Kurtlemak as the 'man behind the man' in the locked board.

I believe I made a map at some point.

Yeah, I remember both of those
And you really really wanted that relationship system, so Dermonster can marry Greatorder and have bear-mutant babies or something

[Dermonster]

I forgot why. It's been a long time. It was probably stupi- oh I remember now. It was really stupid and I'm not going to explain why.

[Neonivek]

Trying to draw ExKirby is going to be rather daunting given I never did it before, so don't wait on me.

[Reudh]

Derm said I should post what I can compose musically. I can't really do much of anything (just started about a week ago, but I took piano for a couple years):

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/53153056/QuietIntruder.mp3 < tiny song for game in signature
 http://dl.dropbox.com/u/53153056/MKWOST/TryToStopMeNowRev3.mp3 < one of my first ones, slow and repetitive
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/53153056/MKWOST/abc.mp3 < tiny demo for Dex
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/53153056/MKWOST/MakingHistory.mp3 < dont really like, need to work on it for the next animation
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/53153056/calmreunion.mp3 < ended up using in tiny Flash thingy

Found this from a while back. I assume I'm allowed to use them - if not, I'll just listen to them

[Reudh]

Put here so I can keep it at the forefront so I can work on it.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Damn, its so tiny...

Main     Occurs at the first page of victory.
"Bring on an army, see if I care!"
"Fire, lightning, and more fire. Excellent."
"Man did you see that guy? His limb flew way the hell over there!"
"Poke it with a stick!"
"No fucks given."
"What does collateral damage mean again?"
"Friendly fire is not in my vocabulary. Makes one wonder how I knew how to use it in the previous sentence."
"Naaaaa nanana-na-na-na-na na na na na-na naaaa~"
"Overkill is a word used by many people who are currently dead."
"Smells like chicken. Maybe I should verify."
"Next time I think I'll get creative."

Level     Occurs when leveling up your character.
"UNLIMITED POWAAAAAH"
"Did you know that you can make fire be more firey than fire?"
"Usually people say giving me more power is a bad idea."
"Now with twenty percent less fucks given per square particle."
"The legend grows!"
"Ever closer to the Dermocalypse."
"Now is the time to start getting worried, my friends."

Skill     Occurs when leveling up and learning a skill.
"Physics can go eat a dick."
"I just thought of something cruel, unusual, and morally corrupt that could be done with this power. I'mma do it."
"The world bends to my whim."
"I'm not a god. That would imply some type of moral code or methodology."
"The fire bows, the earth trembles, the sea recoils, the sky thunders, and the cat meows."
"Hahahaha they are so screwed."

Nothing   Occurs when no drops are found.
"Anyone find it odd that the corpses just up and dissolve like that?"
"No loot? Sucks to be you, warriors!"
"My imagination is all the equipment I'll ever need. Want, on the other hand..."
"I might have gone a bit overboard..."
"One wonders where the blood gets off too."
"Found somethi-! Oh, no, covered in goo. Not touching it."

Drops     Occurs if the enemy has left drops.
"Shiney!"
"Is the necronomicon in there? It owes me a hand."
"If it's trash I get to do things to the body."
"Anything good?"
"This one time I found a sword on a spider. or maybe it was in the spider..."
"Ooh, look at this thingy!"
"It's decent..."

Feel free to add some if you think of any.

So my character is going to be a possessed exorcist monk. He's working with a demon named Sammy who talks in his mind.

[spoiler=Win quotes]Victory:
"I'd hate to clean up this mess... Well, time to go!"
"One dead, and an infinite supply to go."
"...What? Sammy didn't like the way they looked at him."
"Hold on while I paint a picture of the battlefield... No?"
"You guys aren't going to let me sketch this are you?"

Level Up
"DING!"
"Did my scarf just get longer?"
"Are my hands made of mythril yet?"
"And the numbers get bigger!"

Skill
"Punch punch! Punch punch punch punch!"
"What's that Sammy? Punch harder? Alright."
"I can feel the magic running through my fists!"
"Jazz hands!"

Loot
"I'mma take your stuff."
"To hammerspace with ye!"
"Is this worth anything? Aww, I'll it anyway."
"Diagnosis: We all have kleptomania."

No loot
"No stuff? This is lame."
"Nope."
"Was it worth it? Probably not."
"No loot? We'll just have to use our 'IMAGINATION'."

Main      Occurs at the first page of victory.
"You cannot defeat the Zergling."
"How did your blood get so delicious?"
"If you stand in my way, I'll go right through you. Every time!"
"Due to the Inverse Zergling rule, I'm pretty much invincible."
"...And that was how I saved Christmas."
"Ke ke ke"

Level     Occurs when leveling up your character.
"Power overwhelming!"
"And I just keep getting better."
"I think I might take a level in Bard. You know, mix it up a little."
"My strength grows!"
"One day you will understand the true power of Zergling."
"KEKEKE!"

Skill     Occurs when leveling up and learning a skill.
"Why do you even bother fighting me?"
"Gotta go fast!"
"Everything just got a little more edible."
"What would Minmax do in this situation?"
"I bet you twelve livers I can disembowel the next boss on my own."
"Skree!"

Nothing   Occurs when no drops are found.
"Why do we even bother fighting these people?"
"I'm hungry."
"I wonder, what would I look like with glasses?"
"Everything falls before the Zergling!"
"Have I ever told you about that time I saved Christmas?"
"Gurgle~"

Drops     Occurs if the enemy has left drops
"I'm in y'r base, killin' y'r doods!"
"Delicious meatbags are everywhere!"
"Where all da hydralisks at?"
"This has been Zergling kicking your ass. Stick around for more of the same."
"I should wear a hat... nah, nevermind."
"*Zergling Noises*"

There's no reason for us to ease up on scripts besides the fact that the more scripts there are, the slower it processes. I think the Yanfly engine demo runs fine with 30-40 extra scripts.

Yeah there's a few that I think are quite neat, such as the one that adds Res and Dex. Others are of course not so good (scaling enemies are the devil)

Victory:

• Cut and cut, cut, cut, confusion!
• Kickin' arse and chewin' gum. And I hate bubblegum.
• What, over already...
• A small step for us, but a huge leap towards total omnicide!

Level up:

• Did I just get less sucky?
• Woohoo!
• Just a bit more until I'm a Legendary+5 Spammer!
• Cookie storage capacity increased!

Skill:

• Yes. Hell yes! HELL. FUCKING. YES!
• I figured out another way how to beat the stuffing out of people!
• Guess what I just learned... Eheheheh >:3
• Ooh. Let's find some more enemies so I can try this out.

Loot:

• Oooh, shiny!
• I call dibs on that!
• Yay for large pockets!
• Anybody want that? No? Mine then!

No loot:

• Which asshat took all the loot when I wasn't looking?
• Aw, no stuff to take...
• Can't we just, butcher the enemy and sell their meat for cash? No? Okay...

Also this is a thing now.

[MaximumZero]

That spoiler is now a spoiler. Huzzah.

Also, MZ/MSH/MSZH should have a side-plot revolving around Ursula wanting to time travel to fix her mistakes and then encountering me/him/us/fusiondance.

[Darvi]

That spoiler is not a spoiler.

That spoilah is a spah!

[Darvi]

That spoiler is not a spoiler.

That spoilah is a spah!

[Reudh]

That spoiler is not a spoiler.

That spoilah is a spah!

That 504 duplicate is a 504 duplicate!
That 504 duplicate is a 504 duplicate!

[Darvi]

How're you to say I didn't just send the same message twice, HMMMM?