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Author Topic: You Are a Quickly-Evolving Furry Centipede  (Read 51148 times)

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Re: You Are a Quickly-Evolving Furry Centipede
« Reply #255 on: November 13, 2012, 08:42:11 pm »

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Use our grinder organ to slowly file away some croc scale.
Ingest croc scale.
Evolve croc scale.
Victory.
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Re: You Are a Quickly-Evolving Furry Centipede
« Reply #256 on: November 13, 2012, 08:54:19 pm »

evolve=sleep
grinder=getting consumed.
your plan=no.
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Re: You Are a Quickly-Evolving Furry Centipede
« Reply #257 on: November 13, 2012, 09:18:16 pm »

evolve=sleep
grinder=getting consumed.
your plan=no.
Asea=smart.
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Re: You Are a Quickly-Evolving Furry Centipede
« Reply #258 on: November 13, 2012, 09:19:11 pm »

evolve=sleep
grinder=getting consumed.
your plan=no.
Asea=smart.
GreatWyrmGold=Agrees
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Re: You Are a Quickly-Evolving Furry Centipede
« Reply #259 on: November 13, 2012, 09:45:42 pm »

How about this guys?  We can't tell if the nose is really possible for us - we don't even have dimensions on this 'log'.  It could be 2 feet long, with correspondingly narrow nostrils, to narrow for us.  Or it could be 20 feet long... and we'd fit pretty easy.

We can eat organic matter, and we couldn't eat through it's hide.  It wasn't a log, maybe it's not even a (biological) crocodile.... maybe it's actually a robot or something.

There's SO much we don't know... Heh, my plan for 'go back and get us some grub' that we wasted an entire hunger point on, and that so many people agreed with, was totally based on the assumption that the mice around our centipede were similar to the mice we players know; unable to think like an organized and delegating defensive army without individual curiousity ( it takes some serious self control or some serious obedience to outside orders to NOT go investigate something new that seems nonthreatening/dead.... our mice will walk right up to an unmoving snake to check it out after a time.... this world's mice are SUPER different and unnaturally organized and careful.... for all we know, we EVOLVED here and all these critters have evolved to survive being hunted by stuff exactly like us  :-\)

Right, back to the point.... We actually don't know yet what our best plan of attack for this beast is.  It could be the nose, the mouth, the... unwanted option that I won't name again, or a wound we don't even know it has... maybe even the 'earlid' that crocodilians posses and the very thin tympanic membrane that are the only barriers keeping us out of its ears will prove to be a great opening for us.

So... I suggest that we explore the log and let 'it show us' where we can attack it best.  Or let 'it show us' that that's a bad idea.... and if so... we move to plan B, which might be to drift away from our AWESOME (and AWESOMELY ARMORED) meal, and accept the vegetation that we're getting carried to.

Move slowly along/around/over the log, searching for a natural opening into it.  Move inside to feed.

If there's just no place to enter our ride, or it isn't actually organic material, plan B:  When close to the opposite shore and its vegetation/debris, drift from the log towards this organic material, and start to consume
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Re: You Are a Quickly-Evolving Furry Centipede
« Reply #260 on: November 13, 2012, 10:31:29 pm »

Alright, let's do that.
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Re: You Are a Quickly-Evolving Furry Centipede
« Reply #261 on: November 14, 2012, 04:37:42 am »

Finding the hide too difficult to break through, you decide to try and find an opening somewhere on this 'log'. After some scurrying about, you find one. The hole was halfway between the water and the log's highest point, which was slowly sinking into the water. You entered the hole and found yourself in a moist and soft little crevice, not at all what you would expect out of a log. It gets smaller the deeper you go in, small enough that you cannot fit any more of your body. Your movement seems to have disturbed the creature. It begins violently shaking and grunting, as well as making several rolls. Soon enough, your underwater, a fact you can prove with the majority of your body still being outside the creature. Your probably going to drown if you can't get back to the surface.

+1* Hunger

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*The centipede does not have the time to absorb as much food as with other hosts. Keep holding onto the log for more food and evo.

Basic Status:
Health: 2/2
Hunger: 3/7
Thirsty?: Nope
Evolution Points: 1
Current Thought: Uh, water....
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Re: You Are a Quickly-Evolving Furry Centipede
« Reply #262 on: November 14, 2012, 07:03:47 am »

num num mouth furiously.
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Re: You Are a Quickly-Evolving Furry Centipede
« Reply #263 on: November 14, 2012, 07:32:21 am »

And get out of the water!

The welif sounds like a mystical interpretation of a crocodile.
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Re: You Are a Quickly-Evolving Furry Centipede
« Reply #264 on: November 14, 2012, 03:36:16 pm »

Bite at the fleshy bits with your grinder, and if the water won't stop coming in, drift back out. We can't just let ourselved drown for evo because it's useless if we die.
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Re: You Are a Quickly-Evolving Furry Centipede
« Reply #265 on: November 14, 2012, 03:47:23 pm »

Lungs or not, we've instinctively sensed we will die if we don't get out of the water.  Try to escape the killer environment first, worry about food after death is less imminent.

First step: release our suicidally greedy hold on the log's interior.
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Re: You Are a Quickly-Evolving Furry Centipede
« Reply #266 on: November 14, 2012, 03:53:13 pm »

We have no idea how long we can wait before we must breathe, which is a bit tricky. 

We want our loggy to be in so much pain/so injured that it makes no attempt to do anything but escape, or even be unable to coordinate itself through the pain and damage enough to do that.  If we could wound it enough that it dies, either during or at any point after our attack, even better - we might be able to return to it for many meals, from either the carcass itself or from the other scavengers drawn to feed from it too.

Use the grinder, use our digestive skin to cause as much damage as possible to as large an internal area as possible (more food for us is great, but the goal is to incapacitate our log through pain and damage), until we feel like we must escape.  I'd love to say '40 seconds until we must breathe', but I don't think our critter can tell time or gauge its ability to hold its breath that well.  Then, withdraw and head for the surface, move for safe-looking shore.  It's possible that we ALREADY need to withdraw
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Re: You Are a Quickly-Evolving Furry Centipede
« Reply #267 on: November 14, 2012, 04:31:54 pm »

Use the grinder, use our digestive skin to cause as much damage as possible to as large an internal area as possible (more food for us is great, but the goal is to incapacitate our log through pain and damage), until we feel like we must escape.  I'd love to say '40 seconds until we must breathe', but I don't think our critter can tell time or gauge its ability to hold its breath that well.  Then, withdraw and head for the surface, move for safe-looking shore.  It's possible that we ALREADY need to withdraw

Agreed. Eat our way to gory freedom!
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Re: You Are a Quickly-Evolving Furry Centipede
« Reply #268 on: November 14, 2012, 05:03:28 pm »

If i under stand basic biology some creature have uvulas: or what ever those dangily things on the back of the roof of your mouth is: if we bit it we can deal large amounts of pain and make it vomit: so we can eat dat vomit.
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Re: You Are a Quickly-Evolving Furry Centipede
« Reply #269 on: November 14, 2012, 05:06:37 pm »

OOH! DNA! DNA!

because vomit=dna+food+acid+stink.
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