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Author Topic: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)  (Read 11245 times)

Xantalos

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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #60 on: October 31, 2012, 05:40:21 pm »
Act like a skeletal moose in front of Captain Ironblood.
« Last Edit: November 02, 2012, 10:24:22 pm by Xantalos »
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #61 on: October 31, 2012, 05:41:23 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on October 31, 2012, 05:40:21 pm
Act elvish.
Oh motherfucker. I should have thought of that. I suppose I could be a noble.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #62 on: October 31, 2012, 05:41:53 pm »
Spew hate about Armok, say that i love trees and tell them that their momma's squealed when they got murdered by goblins. and ram the pickaxe into my ass.
« Last Edit: November 01, 2012, 03:53:26 am by Mr.Zero »
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #63 on: October 31, 2012, 06:43:06 pm »
Quote from: Ultimuh on October 31, 2012, 05:36:07 pm
You forgot my attempt to punish those who does silly things!

Beat up everyone who currently does silly things.
Then breat up OP for forgetting my previous action.

Beat up Ultimah Sillily.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #64 on: October 31, 2012, 06:57:58 pm »
Disguise self as elf and act like an elf.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #65 on: October 31, 2012, 07:12:04 pm »
Insult the dwarves. (If you don't mind me joining.)
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #66 on: October 31, 2012, 07:28:25 pm »
Steal pick.
Mine out.
Cause cave-in destroying everything and -one.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #67 on: October 31, 2012, 08:29:49 pm »
you missed mine.... sad.

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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #68 on: October 31, 2012, 09:25:28 pm »
Grab axe. Maim self.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #69 on: November 01, 2012, 06:48:55 am »
Act like a rock waiting to be mined out by brave dwarves with picks.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #70 on: November 02, 2012, 06:16:26 pm »
I walk into the dwarf to beat me to death.
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Corai

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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #71 on: November 02, 2012, 09:53:14 pm »
Summon Fischer from Spearbreakers.

Tell her she is a pathetic elf of a dwarf.

Present ass for asskicking.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #72 on: November 02, 2012, 09:57:28 pm »
Ass kick nothing, she'll snap every limb you have, tear your ears off, bite out your teeth and punch your voicebox into your stomache. before she give you the sweet release of pike-induced death.
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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #73 on: November 02, 2012, 10:01:21 pm »
and then if you try to hurt her she'll just look at you oddly. then kill you.


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Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« Reply #74 on: November 03, 2012, 03:55:14 am »
Quote from: Corai on November 02, 2012, 09:53:14 pm
Summon Fischer from Spearbreakers.

Tell her she is a pathetic elf of a dwarf.

Present ass for asskicking.
Only Spearbreakers' overseer can do that. Huehuehuehue...
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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on April 21, 2013, 09:17:18 pm
...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
Because each player's delicious tears are fuel for the continued torture that is the Warrens of Oric the Awesome.
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