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[SomeStupidGuy]

James catches a bit of Alabaster's ravings and finds himself struggling to not burst into laughter. He fails.

[Vorthon]

She breaks into uproarious laughter, before wiping a tear from her eye.

"You obviously didn't see him when he first showed up. Ego the size of a supergiant."

"Your statement hurts me! Ow, I am injured!" Alabaster began to bleed from his chest a little, but it was only sarcastic blood, not real blood. He quickly retrieved a sarcastic band-aid and applied it. "And yes, large scary woman. My ego is the greatest of them all!"

Kwyk starts lashing her tail in agitation, her grin getting bigger.

"Damn straight I'm large and scary. I could beat you to death with your own severed limbs before you had a chance to bleed out."

]<>[

Bryan is snoozing in a corner of the forge, apparently unnoticed.

[freeformschooler]

Allie turns to him.
"Who the hell are you?"

"Please refer to the above post. I mean, the previous ramblings!" Alabaster stopped at the doorway of his new room. "I am Prince Alabaster of Hrhtlruhtington. Pleased to make your acquaintance. If you'd like, you can join me in my conspicuously pre-made bedr-"

"Damn straight I'm large and scary. I could beat you to death with your own severed limbs before you had a chance to bleed out."

Alabaster turned to the large woman and made puppy eyes. Sensually.

"That sounds awfully unpleasant. I would take you up on that offer, but I-I think I need to freshen up a bit." He retreated into his room and slammed the door. "Thank you for your generosity, Lady Nora!"

[Vorthon]

Kwyk facepalmed, cursing quietly in her native tongue.

"Tenorias' Bloody Maw I'm going to kill that little bastard."

[Spinal_Taper]

Sona watches the door close behind Alabaster.
"Uh... It's Sona, hun."
She shrugs and goes to join Adrian.

[SomeStupidGuy]

James recovers from the Alabaster's hilariousness. "Ahaha, he's great. Like in a terrible movie kind of way."

[Vorthon]

"He makes me want to kill everything."

[Slayerhero90]

"I've only seen him say a few things and I agree with you, Kwyk. For once. Goodnight, I guess."
Allie wanders off to her shack.

[SomeStupidGuy]

"He makes me want to kill everything."

"I'd thought you'd feel that way. Oh man, that look he was giving you."

[Vorthon]

Kwyk shudders in disgust.

"Don't remind me of that again or you die first. And slowest."

[SomeStupidGuy]

"Nah, too funny not to mention. I'll risk death, if it means I can have a laugh at your expense."

[Cassandra]

Diaeke, of course, melts out of the wall, and pokes Alabaster curiously.

"And who are you?"

[freeformschooler]

Diaeke, of course, melts out of the wall, and pokes Alabaster curiously.

"And who are you?"

"*I* am Alabaster Blake, crown prince of guttural throat sound ington." He lies back on his bed and does the thing with his eyebrows again. He can't do this too much or his face gets sore. "And who, lovely reptilian mistress, are you?"

[Cassandra]

She smiles.

"We are known as Diaeke, or Solarfrost, or by perhaps even more names. It is a pleasure to meet you."

[freeformschooler]

She smiles.

"We are known as Diaeke, or Solarfrost, or by perhaps even more names. It is a pleasure to meet you."

"That introduction makes no sense! Your voice is awfully colorful." It's a good thing his bed is lined up with the fourth wall! "I would love to make more suggestive remarks but as you can see, I am freshening up, and Mother tells me people who go by 'we' just want me for my money."

He mutters something about looking fabulous into his portable soul bound hand mirror what's large enough to see his face in. The mirror mutters the same thing back.