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[Slayerhero90]

((I'm so confused! Let's just say that the Templar smells of onions.))

Reethoker two is decapitated, while Reethoker one strikes the Templar in the leg..


"Kill the door!"

[Twi]

The Templar is protected by his heavy armor (which also has the benefit of being made out of supersteel and all that), and, invigorated by the kill, slices at Reethoker one with additional ferocity.

((x3 The Templar is a knight in full plate. Andre is a knight in full plate. I know~)

[SomeStupidGuy]

"Good." He notices a veil and heads through to become... ((Someone else's call.))
Ariana shrugs and begins firing soul arrows at the door.
Andre finally makes it up to the entrance. He dashes through the fire, taking a swig from his estus flask once he's through.
((Estus flask = Healing potion thing, before anyone asks.))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Then Nemo blasts the remaining Reethoker in the head with a full-on blast of water.

"I was taking a nap in the other room."

[Jellycat12]

"Good." He notices a veil and heads through to become... ((Someone else's call.))

...A horse. As in, the kind that isn't a pony.

[Twi]

((Predict Slayer yelling in 3...2...1..))
Camille's still hanging around with Richard.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Richard yawns.

"I'm going to go to sleep for a bit, Camille. Please leave."

[Twi]

Camille smirks.

"Nu."

[SomeStupidGuy]

"This is just..."

[Jellycat12]

Iris clucks and (somehow) flies onto Nathan's back.

[Slayerhero90]

((First off, how the fuck did you even get in there?! You never even made a post about leaving the church, let alone running a good bit across the city. Skipping that, what about the entrances to the castle? They're high above the ground and guarded by burning porticulli. Climbing? If not wearing metal gloves the walls will EAT YOUR HANDS. Alien fungi does that. Then, you post a kill on one of them, despite the Reethoker being miiiiiiiiiiiine. They're persistent fuckers. Just large amount of high-velocity water ain't gonna stop a guard. Finally, ROOM?! WHAT ROOM!? THE GIANT FUNGAL FORTRESSES THAT THE REETHOKERN ARE PARASITES TO ARE ELDRITCH LOCATIONS! I mentioned something about a hallway ceasing to exist, didn't I? FIX. YOUR. POST. Or have your character become an "angel". (By that I mean I will personally step into the game, cut open Nemo's chest, pull his lungs out, and pull them behind his ribcage. He'll get some fucking wings.)))


The door splinters and falls apart, opening to a jungle.
"Woo! Wait, need to check something."
The sign that says the number of the room says 13.
"Fuck yeah."


The not-dead Reethoker continues slashing.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Fine."

Richard lies down, and kicks Camille off his bed, before sleeping.

((I was away for a DAY and none of you gave me an update. Also, he didn't kill him, he shot him in the head with a water jet. Not really my fault for not knowing that you climbed up a carnivorous fortress and ran across a city.

So I heard NONE OF THOSE.))

[Twi]

((Called it. If not that violently.  ))

The Templar slashes awaaaaaaaaay!

-=-

Camille gets on all fours and leans on the side of the bed.

"Nyaaa..."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Richard appears to be asleep.

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Nemo just vanishes. And reappears in the city he once lived in.

((Introducing a new tertiary. Nemo...doesn't interest me too much and I've been meaning to get rid of him.))

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Alith is running. The kitten nest was aggravated and now he has a horde of them on his tail.

"Fucking hell!"

[Slayerhero90]

((READ NEXT TIME. Fuck people giving you updates. If I was gone for five days I would just READ it all.))

The remaining Reethoker finds itself missing its lower body. It falls to the ground and flails about before bleeding to death. The ichor that flows from the dismembered beast reeks.