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[Scoops Novel]

You discover, or found for reasons of your own, a Nerdling conspiracy. It would be run by, operate within, go back too, and be because off... Future scenarios in which this could take place are actively encouraged.

[Knight of Fools]

It would be run by me, naturally.

It would operate within Earth, naturally.

It would go back too far, naturally.

It would be because of my desire to turn the entire world's population into a LARP. Naturally.

[Scoops Novel]

On that note, in this day and age how easy is it to attain puppet scientists?

[Loud Whispers]

Not very. The fools these days pride themselves on integrity. Unless they like money.

Science for the science God.

[Xantalos]

Unless they be !!SCIENTISTS!! who know it is their sacred duty to spread !!SCIENCE!! wherever they go.

[Corai]

Not very. The fools these days pride themselves on integrity. Unless they like money.

Science for the science God.

Fundamentalist skulls for the fundamentalist skull throne.

[Itnetlolor]

Unless they be !!SCIENTISTS!! who know it is their sacred duty to spread !!SCIENCE!! wherever they go.

We already have Scientology which is anything but science-related, and the name probably trademarked/copyrighted to hell, so it can't be snagged. But what kind of title would be more fitting? Scithalmology, Scientometry, Scitheometry, Scitheology (more suitable replacement for Scientology)?

EDIT:
Scitheatry. Basically, find any profession, and replace the first syllable with Sci-, and there's your list.

[Xantalos]

Unless they be !!SCIENTISTS!! who know it is their sacred duty to spread !!SCIENCE!! wherever they go.

We already have Scientology which is anything but science-related, and the name probably trademarked/copyrighted to hell, so it can't be snagged. But what kind of title would be more fitting? Scithalmology, Scientometry, Scitheometry, Scitheology (more suitable replacement for Scientology)?

SCIENCETology. Bold not included - juuust enough to troll the scientologists but not close enough for copyright.

[Loud Whispers]

Unless they be !!SCIENTISTS!! who know it is their sacred duty to spread !!SCIENCE!! wherever they go.

We already have Scientology which is anything but science-related, and the name probably trademarked/copyrighted to hell, so it can't be snagged. But what kind of title would be more fitting? Scithalmology, Scientometry, Scitheometry, Scitheology (more suitable replacement for Scientology)?

I got a better idea.

So we got our religion:

It's called "the dogma of science." Or "science" for short.

From there we could divide it into different sects!

Biology, Physics, Chemistry... We could trick the world into believing nothing but science!

(That's how this thing works, trust me, I am science).

[Xantalos]

Unless they be !!SCIENTISTS!! who know it is their sacred duty to spread !!SCIENCE!! wherever they go.

We already have Scientology which is anything but science-related, and the name probably trademarked/copyrighted to hell, so it can't be snagged. But what kind of title would be more fitting? Scithalmology, Scientometry, Scitheometry, Scitheology (more suitable replacement for Scientology)?

I got a better idea.

So we got our religion:

It's called "the dogma of science." Or "science" for short.

From there we could divide it into different sects!

Biology, Physics, Chemistry... We could trick the world into believing nothing but science!

(That's how this thing works, trust me, I am science).

It's brilliant! But who would fall for such an obvious scheme...maybe smother it in big words.

[Xantalos]

Bigger words. BIGGER!

*The Grand Cosmic Conflagaration ignited the ether of space in a fire never seen before or again, expanding infinitely outward*

[penguinofhonor]

A nerdling conspiracy... as in, a conspiracy involving baby nerds?

[Itnetlolor]

The Enormity of compressed dimensions of Space-Time conflagrating through congregation of anomalous compressive forces oppressing spans of dimensional barriers transitioning to a mass in-flux to ex-flux of properties leading to evolutionary processes of gas and dust and particle matter to complexities of systematic and fractal amorphism to structured cellular morphisms spanning from micro- to macrocosmic proportions.

* Itnetlolor passes out from saying all that in one breath

[Xantalos]

The Enormity of compressed dimensions of Space-Time conflagrating through congregation of anomalous compressive forces oppressing spans of dimensional barriers transitioning to a mass in-flux to ex-flux of properties leading to evolutionary processes of gas and dust and particle matter to complexities of systematic and fractal amorphism to structured cellular morphisms spanning from micro- to macrocosmic proportions.

* Itnetlolor passes out from saying all that in one breath

Perfect!

[mainiac]

Name it the cult of reason.