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Nadaka

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i need a dwarven name for an axe.
« on: October 27, 2012, 09:59:04 am »
Nadaka has begun a mysterious construction..
this axe will be adamantine (aka blue foam board) with bands of duct take., decorated with rings of rope and studded with holloween foam skulls. its craftdwarfship is of the highest quality.

ideally the name will be both hilarious and awesome.
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Re: i need a dwarven name for an axe.
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2012, 10:03:40 am »
Candytricking.
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« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2012, 10:08:03 am »
Beard of Splitting ?
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Re: i need a dwarven name for an axe.
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2012, 10:33:40 am »
Razorblade.

Lalalidalida Bigmouth, Elf: "Heya, dwarf, what have you there?"
Urist Grumpysocks, dwarf: "This is Razorblade."
Lalalidalida: "Razorblade? It looks more like an axe to me."
Urist: "No, this is Razorblade."
Lalalidalida: "What would a dwarf want with a razorblade? It's not like you ever trim your crusty beards?"
Urist: "I carry Razorblade for moments like this"
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Re: i need a dwarven name for an axe.
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2012, 12:14:48 pm »
AgelessAle :D

Alternatively, Bane of Cotton
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Re: i need a dwarven name for an axe.
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2012, 12:16:23 pm »
What are you making the axe for?
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« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2012, 02:24:21 pm »
Ugzolurem.
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Re: i need a dwarven name for an axe.
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2012, 02:28:30 pm »
I have a blue axe called, "Mortalfortune the Armory of Requiring." Pretty cool for a RNG named artifact.
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« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2012, 02:41:39 pm »
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Re: i need a dwarven name for an axe.
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2012, 03:01:29 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 27, 2012, 12:16:23 pm
What are you making the axe for?

Halloween.

This is a legendary adamantine battle axe. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is adorned by hanging rings of finely crafted iron. It is decorated with a finely carved carving of a skull in finely crafted gold. It is decorated with bands of finely crafted chrome duct tape.

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« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2012, 03:21:21 pm »
I always thought adamantine would be a shinier, more saturated blue. Still pretty cool though.
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Re: i need a dwarven name for an axe.
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2012, 03:35:06 pm »
Quote from: katana on October 27, 2012, 03:21:21 pm
I always thought adamantine would be a shinier, more saturated blue. Still pretty cool though.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherenkov_radiation
The couple pictures there are how I imagines the bluemetal to look :D
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« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2012, 03:45:10 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 27, 2012, 10:03:40 am
Candytricking.
Or maybe Azurecandy the Tricks of Treating.
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« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2012, 05:00:28 pm »
Mamajuana
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« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2012, 08:19:04 am »
Quote from: AutomataKittay on October 27, 2012, 03:35:06 pm
Quote from: katana on October 27, 2012, 03:21:21 pm
I always thought adamantine would be a shinier, more saturated blue. Still pretty cool though.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherenkov_radiation
The couple pictures there are how I imagines the bluemetal to look :D
Yup, that's about right for me.
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Quote from: dermonster on April 24, 2010, 06:23:18 pm
AND IF THIS FAILS MY IDENTICAL TWIN BROTHER WHO WILL APPEAR IN THE MIGRANT WAVE THAT ARRIVES AFTER MY DEMISE WILL REPLACE ME.
Quote from: Cthulufaic on September 06, 2012, 08:38:36 pm
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