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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism II: Derm'd again  (Read 50148 times)

Doomblade187

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: " Oh no no no no no... No, it's not fair."
« Reply #390 on: November 30, 2012, 05:48:21 pm »

Investigate the disturbance. If near hive mind, kill it.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: " Oh no no no no no... No, it's not fair."
« Reply #391 on: December 02, 2012, 10:31:01 am »

BUILD A CROSS-PHASIC MULTI-HARMONIC TRANS-DIMENSIONAL COMBOBULATOR. NO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS EITHER, BUT IT SOUNDS COOL.
[3] It's a box with a button on it.

I respawn as 13 Cannibal Planets and begin trying to eat the Zerg infested plaets
[6] You respawn as an army of cannibal planets. Mostly you eat yourself, but you do cull the herd somewhat.

Purge the infidels! Kill them all!

Regardless of that result, Teleport/Respawn in demon Controlled Territory.
[6] Infidels purged! Starting with yourself. "Bless, me, me, for I have sinned. No way, José, you're going to Hell. But me, I want to rep--" BANG. Respawn?
Oh, yes, you do. [5] You respawn in the demons' capital. Why?

Send a swarm to destroy Misko. Tear him apart.

Prevent Tomio's action.

Send another swarm to shatter all of Furtaka's planets.

And another swarm to fight the marines, and Doomblade.

Negociate with Demon. Accept deal!

You accept the deal. misko is occupied, but you can try the rest.
[6+1] tomio's action is reversed! Probably, what is it?
[4+1] Furtaka is dead. Respawn?
[3+1] The Marines hold off the tyrazergs okay, but it's a matter of time...

Spawn as Universal Reset button.
[1] You spawn as a button.
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The Spirit shifts form and respawns as...

A Patron spirit of blacksmiths and a protector of warriors.

Begin creating a sanctuary where I respawned.

[3] You only have enough room on your Patron Spirit Application Form for one of those. Pick one. [3] Sanctuary created off to the side of the main room, through a door.

Attempt to gain permanent bonusses to combat the zerg.
You get a permanent -2 bonus. Bright side, rolls of 0 or less will hurt the Tyrazergs, too.

>APOLOGETICALLY NOM THE NEAREST SILLY PERSON'S BRAINS TO RE-FOCUS MY MIND.

>THEN GO BACK TO MEDITATING
[6] You're the nearest person to yourself. Respawn?

Teleport to another universe.
[4] Teleported to the YaFB universe. Respawn?

Investigate the disturbance. If near hive mind, kill it.
[6] It's near the hive mind, all right. Respawn?

GM Turn:
The marines fight bravely. [4] Only about 1/3 of them die and are eaten.
The Jägerzombie rises from the rubble.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds"
« Reply #392 on: December 02, 2012, 10:44:44 am »

>Approach demon, ask to hold a Inquisition in his honor. Mention cruelty, bigotry, and murder can be weapons of demons as well as god.
>Spawn Army of Inquisitors, with me as head. Head Inquisitor.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2012, 12:44:49 pm by misko27 »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds"
« Reply #393 on: December 02, 2012, 11:01:33 am »

Become Walt Disney's disembodied Spirit, merge with Steve Jobs spirit.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds"
« Reply #394 on: December 02, 2012, 11:14:05 am »

Respawn as leader of an army.
Fight and kill Zerg.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds"
« Reply #395 on: December 02, 2012, 11:18:14 am »

Start helping Cassandra.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds"
« Reply #396 on: December 02, 2012, 11:19:04 am »

Respawn as a Zerg killing virus
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds"
« Reply #397 on: December 02, 2012, 11:27:33 am »

Respawn as a space marine commander. Attempt to kill help Tyrazergs.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2012, 07:59:09 pm by Doomblade187 »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds"
« Reply #398 on: December 02, 2012, 12:17:33 pm »

PRESS DA BUTTON ON DA BOX!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds"
« Reply #399 on: December 02, 2012, 12:21:36 pm »

Redirect Tomio's help to Spinal

Apply +6 bonus to a swarm, and send them to eradicate Tavik Toth's Army.

Send a second swarm to rip Tavik Toth to pieces.

Adapt and become immune to the virus.

Call in Guardian Tyrazerg Air Support.


Why do you presume to attack? I'm actually quite nice.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2012, 08:12:28 pm by Cassandra »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds"
« Reply #400 on: December 02, 2012, 12:22:44 pm »

Achieve absolute balance. Mikuru beam EVERYTHING.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds"
« Reply #401 on: December 02, 2012, 05:15:27 pm »

Be the Patron Saint of Blacksmiths. Improve the Sanctuary to accommodate myself.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds"
« Reply #402 on: December 02, 2012, 07:00:06 pm »

Press myself.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds"
« Reply #403 on: December 02, 2012, 07:59:30 pm »

Cassandra, if you would like to change your action, my army is now helping yours.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds"
« Reply #404 on: December 02, 2012, 09:20:26 pm »

>Approach demon, ask to hold a Inquisition in his honor. Mention cruelty, bigotry, and murder can be weapons of demons as well as god.
>Spawn Army of Inquisitors, with me as head. Head Inquisitor.
[5] Check. It's well-funded. Um. The demons don't like that.

Become Walt Disney's disembodied Spirit, merge with Steve Jobs spirit.
Can't.
Achieve absolute balance. Mikuru beam EVERYTHING.
[3+1] You balance on one foot. Very well. [1-1+1] You explode.

Respawn as leader of an army.
Fight and kill Zerg.
[3] You're a leader without an army. [4] You kill some tyrazergs, but there's so many...

Start helping Cassandra.
Okay.

Respawn as a space marine commander. Attempt to kill help Tyrazergs.
[2] Nope.

PRESS DA BUTTON ON DA BOX!
[3] You become combobulated with a space marine. Meaning, you switch bodies with him. Great, a army space marine...

Respawn as a Zerg killing virus
[3] You are a virus that kills normal zerg slowly, but just gives tyrazergs runny breathing apparatuses.

Redirect Tomio's help to Spinal

Apply +6 bonus to a swarm, and send them to eradicate Tavik Toth's Army.

Send a second swarm to rip Tavik Toth to pieces.

Okay, [2] no bonus applied, [5-1] you destroy the army [v6] but not Toth himself. Oh, and one action per turn!

Be the Patron Saint of Blacksmiths. Improve the Sanctuary to accommodate myself.
Okay. [5] It now has a forge, some metals, and a nice bedroom.

Press myself.
You rolled a 1 to reset the universe...
The universe is reset.
































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