BUILD A CROSS-PHASIC MULTI-HARMONIC TRANS-DIMENSIONAL COMBOBULATOR. NO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS EITHER, BUT IT SOUNDS COOL.
[3] It's a box with a button on it.
I respawn as 13 Cannibal Planets and begin trying to eat the Zerg infested plaets
[6] You respawn as an army of cannibal planets. Mostly you eat yourself, but you do cull the herd somewhat.
Purge the infidels! Kill them all!
Regardless of that result, Teleport/Respawn in demon Controlled Territory.
[6] Infidels purged! Starting with yourself. "Bless, me, me, for I have sinned. No way, José, you're going to Hell. But me, I want to rep--" BANG. Respawn?
Oh, yes, you do. [5] You respawn in the demons' capital. Why?
Send a swarm to destroy Misko. Tear him apart.
Prevent Tomio's action.
Send another swarm to shatter all of Furtaka's planets.
And another swarm to fight the marines, and Doomblade.
Negociate with Demon. Accept deal!
You accept the deal. misko is occupied, but you can try the rest.
[6+1] tomio's action is reversed! Probably, what is it?
[4+1] Furtaka is dead. Respawn?
[3+1] The Marines hold off the tyrazergs okay, but it's a matter of time...
Spawn as Universal Reset button.
[1] You spawn as a button.
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The Spirit shifts form and respawns as...
A Patron spirit of blacksmiths and a protector of warriors.
Begin creating a sanctuary where I respawned.
[3] You only have enough room on your Patron Spirit Application Form for one of those. Pick one. [3] Sanctuary created off to the side of the main room, through a door.
Attempt to gain permanent bonusses to combat the zerg.
You get a permanent -2 bonus. Bright side, rolls of 0 or less will hurt the Tyrazergs, too.
>APOLOGETICALLY NOM THE NEAREST SILLY PERSON'S BRAINS TO RE-FOCUS MY MIND.
>THEN GO BACK TO MEDITATING
[6] You're the nearest person to yourself. Respawn?
Teleport to another universe.
[4] Teleported to the YaFB universe. Respawn?
Investigate the disturbance. If near hive mind, kill it.
[6] It's near the hive mind, all right. Respawn?
GM Turn:
The marines fight bravely. [4] Only about 1/3 of them die and are eaten.
The Jägerzombie rises from the rubble.
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