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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism II: Derm'd again  (Read 50659 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Miniturn:

Be Greatwyrm.
Smite Cassandra with mah GreatWyrm powers.
Dissipate.


Better Idea, be Spanish Inquisition.
Excorcise Cassandra.
BET YOU DIDN'T EXPECT THAT DID YOU?!?
[5] You are the Spanish Inquisition. [6] By driving the evil demon out of Cassandra, the demon is able to make a deal with her. Oops.

GM Turn:
A demon offers Cassandra a permanent +1 in exchange for 2.5% of the universe that she controls.
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misko27

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Purge the infidels! Kill them all!

Regardless of that result, Teleport/Respawn in demon Controlled Territory.
« Last Edit: November 30, 2012, 03:44:38 pm by misko27 »
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Cassandra

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: " Oh no no no no no... No, it's not fair."
« Reply #377 on: November 29, 2012, 11:47:50 pm »

Send a swarm to destroy Misko. Tear him apart.

Prevent Tomio's action.

Send another swarm to shatter all of Furtaka's planets.

And another swarm to fight the marines, and Doomblade.

Negociate with Demon. Accept deal!
« Last Edit: November 30, 2012, 09:06:16 pm by Cassandra »
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: " Oh no no no no no... No, it's not fair."
« Reply #378 on: November 29, 2012, 11:53:17 pm »

Send a swarm to destroy Misko. Tear him apart.

Send another swarm to shatter all of Furtaka's planets.

And another swarm to fight the marines.

Negociate with Demon. Accept deal!

I Hope I derm it before you get to Derm it.
 
This RTD's heading for the crapsack huh? Now to find the universal reset button and press it BEFORE we all die.
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Vorthon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: " Oh no no no no no... No, it's not fair."
« Reply #379 on: November 29, 2012, 11:55:30 pm »

Not if I succeed with building my CROSS-PHASIC MULTI-HARMONIC TRANS-DIMENSIONAL COMBOBULATOR. Well, either that, or it'll make things worse. Not sure yet.
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Cassandra

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: " Oh no no no no no... No, it's not fair."
« Reply #380 on: November 30, 2012, 12:04:55 am »

Hey. Once the immediate threats are smashed, I might be a benevolant Overmind. I was exorcised, after all.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: " Oh no no no no no... No, it's not fair."
« Reply #381 on: November 30, 2012, 12:07:36 am »

Hey. Once the immediate threats are smashed, I might be a benevolant Overmind. I was exorcised, after all.
Yeah well, It sounds like I'd better take my chances with the demon. Least I know what I;m getting there.
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Cassandra

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: " Oh no no no no no... No, it's not fair."
« Reply #382 on: November 30, 2012, 12:09:40 am »

Just how many Tyrizergs do I have, anyway?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: " Oh no no no no no... No, it's not fair."
« Reply #383 on: November 30, 2012, 12:11:07 am »

According to OP, you ARE a tryazerg, and that's it.
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Orange Wizard

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: " Oh no no no no no... No, it's not fair."
« Reply #384 on: November 30, 2012, 12:49:10 am »

Spawn as Universal Reset button.
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Tiruin

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: " Oh no no no no no... No, it's not fair."
« Reply #385 on: November 30, 2012, 01:06:06 am »

The Spirit shifts form and respawns as...

A Patron spirit of blacksmiths and a protector of warriors.

Begin creating a sanctuary where I respawned.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: " Oh no no no no no... No, it's not fair."
« Reply #386 on: November 30, 2012, 01:51:32 am »

Attempt to gain permanent bonusses to combat the zerg.
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Yoink

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: " Oh no no no no no... No, it's not fair."
« Reply #387 on: November 30, 2012, 02:57:04 am »

>APOLOGETICALLY NOM THE NEAREST SILLY PERSON'S BRAINS TO RE-FOCUS MY MIND.

>THEN GO BACK TO MEDITATING
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: " Oh no no no no no... No, it's not fair."
« Reply #388 on: November 30, 2012, 06:01:06 am »

Teleport to another universe.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: " Oh no no no no no... No, it's not fair."
« Reply #389 on: November 30, 2012, 07:43:11 am »

Just how many Tyrizergs do I have, anyway?
I have no idea. Thankfully, most of them aren't in the room; the room just has a handful. They're Biotitans and the Hive Mind, though...
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