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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism II: Derm'd again  (Read 50479 times)

Cassandra

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "Big badda boom. Feared by all!"
« Reply #345 on: November 27, 2012, 11:37:22 pm »

Continue focusing. It'll be perfectly safe.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

Tiruin

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "Big badda boom. Feared by all!"
« Reply #346 on: November 28, 2012, 12:31:26 am »

Well. Who blew up the world now? I can't even do that yet I hear nothing of any corporeal punishment! It's not like I'm complaining or anything!


Shift to another, more sapient and benevolent universe. Begin the work of God and check for viable survivability if I shift to physical form.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "Big badda boom. Feared by all!"
« Reply #347 on: November 28, 2012, 07:52:21 am »

It'll be perfectly safe.
...You really do NOT ever say that.
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tomio175

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "Big badda boom. Feared by all!"
« Reply #348 on: November 28, 2012, 08:28:14 am »

Become TRUE GOD. Eradicate other gods, or assimilate them. Or, you know, let them join me if they feel like it.
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...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "Big badda boom. Feared by all!"
« Reply #349 on: November 28, 2012, 11:45:08 am »

Respawn as Germany orbiting the sun.
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Doomblade187

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "Big badda boom. Feared by all!"
« Reply #350 on: November 28, 2012, 04:48:43 pm »

Respawn as the leader of the Blood Angels Space Marine chapter.
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Tiruin

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "Big badda boom. Feared by all!"
« Reply #351 on: November 28, 2012, 04:55:35 pm »

Respawn as the leader of the Blood Angels Space Marine chapter.
((These things can happen?))
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "Big badda boom. Feared by all!"
« Reply #352 on: November 28, 2012, 05:45:16 pm »

Respawn as the leader of the Blood Angels Space Marine chapter.
((These things can happen?))
((I'm a black hole, I presume they can.))
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Because each player's delicious tears are fuel for the continued torture that is the Warrens of Oric the Awesome.

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "Big badda boom. Feared by all!"
« Reply #353 on: November 28, 2012, 07:04:42 pm »

Barf up digested Solar System bits in the marineS general direction
[3] Since you're light-years away, they'll get to their closest (within a couple dozen light-years) within a few millenia. That's pretty accurate, actually.

If Alive, leech off of cassandra's meditation. Leech. Leech. My Preeeeccccciiiiiooooouuuus
[1] You latch onto Cassandra, but you are more present spiritually than she, so diffusion draws energy out of you and into her. This, incidentally, accelerates the respawning. Speaking of which, Respawn?

Invent something to boost my spark abilities permanently!
[3] You invent a weird device that will enhance your Spark when sitting in it. It's immobile, though.

Continue focusing. It'll be perfectly safe.
Thanks to misko, 7/8.

Shift to another, more sapient and benevolent universe. Begin the work of God and check for viable survivability if I shift to physical form.
[4] You head over to, I dunno, the Roll to Messianate universe. Respawn?

Become TRUE GOD. Eradicate other gods, or assimilate them. Or, you know, let them join me if they feel like it.
[5] You destroy and usurp all other gods.

Respawn as Germany orbiting the sun.
[1] You respawn as Germany in the cold depths of space near where the Sun used to be before Furtaka ate it. You quickly freeze and anyxphixiate. Resoawn?

Respawn as the leader of the Blood Angels Space Marine chapter.
[5] Leaving your mortal shell, you possess the body of...um...Dante. You feel a disturbance in the Warp, as if billions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. You feel something terrible has happened.

GM Turn:
[1] The Imperials send a few spaceships down the room, but they explode, killing some space marines and slaughtering the remaining, leaderless Guardsmen.
[6] The remaining Marines set stuff up, and hit a button. They then look at each other, and scream like genetically modified little girls the size of gorillas.
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Vorthon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "Big badda boom. Feared by all!"
« Reply #354 on: November 28, 2012, 07:06:39 pm »

Sit on Spark-booster, build Mobile Spark-Booster. With built-in cup-holders.
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Cassandra

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Finish the focus, and respawn as an infinite swarm of Zerg. All of the Zerg. All over the universe. Begin the ultimate ZERG RUSH, and become the final boss of this universe! Form the overkill into my permanent bonus. (Like THIS won't cause !!FUN!!.)

"Guess that makes me queen bitch of the universe, now... DIE!"
« Last Edit: November 28, 2012, 07:16:53 pm by Cassandra »
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "Big badda boom. Feared by all!"
« Reply #356 on: November 28, 2012, 07:11:48 pm »

Sit on Spark-booster, build Mobile Spark-Booster. With built-in cup-holders.
I just noticed that you are, technically, dead. Mind making something that incorporates you first?
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Furtuka

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Travel to where everyone else is at hyperspeed
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It's FEF, not FEOF

Vorthon

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How am I technically dead?
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misko27

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Be Greatwyrm.
Smite Cassandra with mah GreatWyrm powers.
Dissipate.


Better Idea, be Spanish Inquisition.
Excorcise Cassandra.
BET YOU DIDN'T EXPECT THAT DID YOU?!?
« Last Edit: November 28, 2012, 07:16:16 pm by misko27 »
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