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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism II: Derm'd again  (Read 50567 times)

Cassandra

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "--where did all you zombies come from?"
« Reply #240 on: November 13, 2012, 08:26:27 pm »

Finish Demiplane creation!
Buzz in her ear.

I'm nowhere near you. Infact, the universe I am in has a hive that kills you for fun
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "The best-laid plans of mice and men--"
« Reply #241 on: November 13, 2012, 08:31:53 pm »

In case anyone cares...

A bunch of people are approaching Tankia from the north. They don't look friendly, or even alive.

Look at the title or the OP and decide how you will react to what passes for a plot development.
Zombies are not very scary to bees. As bees are bees. My war wages on. Against  the enemy. Unless someone summons a Can of Raid.
Sensible. If your assumptions are correct.

Finish Demiplane creation!
Buzz in her ear.
I'm nowhere near you. Infact, the universe I am in has a hive that kills you for fun
Good point. On a side note, you are coming closest to preparing for all those zombies.
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misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "--where did all you zombies come from?"
« Reply #242 on: November 13, 2012, 08:41:33 pm »

Finish Demiplane creation!
Buzz in her ear.

I'm nowhere near you. Infact, the universe I am in has a hive that kills you for fun
i can always send a suicide soldier for the cause. The annoying, annoying cause. the more you say I can't do it the more I want to. Learn your reverse psychology lass.
 
I should develop a cure for insecticides. Perhaps then using it as leverage over other side. If they kill us they lose the secret.
 
Plus, at that point I'd just spawn as a being of living fire, set the enemy on fire (for bugs are pretty scared of fire), commit suicide by walking into cassandra until she either killed me or was just plain lit on fire and exinguished by the restearaunt (who would then kick her out). And then I can bee bees in peace.
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Cassandra

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "--where did all you zombies come from?"
« Reply #243 on: November 13, 2012, 08:50:10 pm »

... I'm in a small, planar cell below the infinite cellar of the World Serpent Inn, Misko.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "--where did all you zombies come from?"
« Reply #244 on: November 13, 2012, 08:53:58 pm »

... I'm in a small, planar cell below the infinite cellar of the World Serpent Inn, Misko.
And I'm in a minmalist RTD. Your argument is non-valid mon frere. Sucidal bee soldier > Sanity if the Dice agree.
 
On the other hand, I must get on that hive. Hmm.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "--where did all you zombies come from?"
« Reply #245 on: November 14, 2012, 11:37:32 am »

((isn't tankia a npc faction now?))
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "--where did all you zombies come from?"
« Reply #246 on: November 14, 2012, 06:42:50 pm »

Yes, one with a direct link to where everyone else is.

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GRAAAAH! RAMPAGE! MAELSTROM OF BLOOD AND GLORY! ENGULF THE WORLD!
[6] That was impressive. You kill everything (Respawn?), except the inhabitants of the World Serpent Inn, the people approaching Tankia, and yourselves (who are killed by the horde of...those things.

Build new hive. But with Defense systems. No more emergency stuff. easy evacuations and defensibility are the goals.

Look into development of Insecticide against other bugs. With cure if needed.
[1] You start building a hive in the cupboard. Wait...this cupboard looks familiar....

Help he who was once playing me ascend to a higher plane.
[1] His essence is consumed.
Incidentally, I think I know why YOU AT FINAL BOSS hasn't been updated for a while...

Just turn into a mech.
Find a way on to the the surface.
[3] You become a small, practical mech. [4-1] You dig through the soil onto the surface near the shambling horde.

Finish Demiplane creation!
[5+1] You suck yourself and much of the World Serpent Inn into a separate demiplane along with some soldiers and a few Jägermonstern.

>MEDITATE.
[3] You deduce the presence of non-zen zombies.

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The Hive [5+1v2] kills misko27. Respawn?
The island tortoise [5] steps on some cavalry.
The dead things advance. A few investigate the mech digging its way out.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "We're not using the Z-word!"
« Reply #247 on: November 14, 2012, 06:50:11 pm »

Respawn as sentient Fire.((I make good on my threat muahahah!))
Set various things on fire. Get bigger. FIIIIIRREE!!!!!!!! Like the flammable Island. Or the Flammable dead bodies. LIGHT IT ALL! BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Last Edit: November 14, 2012, 06:54:51 pm by misko27 »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "We're not using the Z-word!"
« Reply #248 on: November 14, 2012, 06:53:09 pm »

Respawn as a series of endlessly repeating sentient explosions capable of changing it's dimensional positioning
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "We're not using the Z-word!"
« Reply #249 on: November 14, 2012, 07:27:25 pm »

Respawn as a Jäger. Again. Taint entire world's water supply with Jägerdraught.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "--where did all you zombies come from?"
« Reply #250 on: November 14, 2012, 09:25:52 pm »

Stabilize my fire and control it.

After the probable retcon, if alive...try to shift to spirit form.

If dead WITHOUT BEING TOLD AGAIN, REVIVE AS THE SAME CREATURE.
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Cassandra

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "We're not using the Z-word!"
« Reply #251 on: November 14, 2012, 09:28:39 pm »

Use demiplane control to turn my part of the World Serpent Inn into a  anti-zombie shelter. Meditate if needed. Keep it sealed from the other planes.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "We're not using the Z-word!"
« Reply #252 on: November 14, 2012, 09:33:59 pm »

>CEASE MEDITATION AND CURBSTOMB VORTHON AND HIS MONSTERS FOR UPSETTING THE NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS.

>THEN MEDITATE.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "--where did all you zombies come from?"
« Reply #253 on: November 14, 2012, 09:39:30 pm »

Stabilize my fire and control it.

After the probable retcon, if alive...try to shift to spirit form.

If dead WITHOUT BEING TOLD AGAIN, REVIVE AS THE SAME CREATURE.

GRAAAAH! RAMPAGE! MAELSTROM OF BLOOD AND GLORY! ENGULF THE WORLD!
[6] That was impressive. You kill everything (Respawn?), except the inhabitants of the World Serpent Inn, the people approaching Tankia, and yourselves (who are killed by the horde of...those things.
I consider you something.
Do I need to put a "These People Died This Turn" in my updates for those who don't evevn read the turns?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "We're not using the Z-word!"
« Reply #254 on: November 14, 2012, 09:54:05 pm »

I mentioned respawning in my action...
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