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[Spinal_Taper]

What people? IIRC, misko IS the hive.

People/followers/minions/thralls/Misko himself

[Doomblade187]

Respawn as a force golem.

Before you ask, yes, this does actually exist as a D&D monster. Look it up.

[Tiruin]

Normal Fox.

Then at LEAST try to manifest supernatural powers.

[Tavik Toth]

((These are MTs: http://armoredcore.wikia.com/wiki/Muscle_Tracer))

Turn into Mr T MT.
Leave nation.

[tomio175]

Kill rival bagelmaker, take patent, keep on selling bagels. Buy more mechs.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Auugh. Respawn as some kind of Khajiit Jägermonster.

Already deadly claws + the hand-warping that comes with becoming a jägermonster = SUPAH DEADLY CLAWS

[5] Hyu iz un khejitmonster. Hyu hef de best uf khejit und Jägermonstern. Vich makes hyu mostly Jäger (vich iz betta), but schtill.

Silly workers.

Hive monument time. But in the previously scouted out laboratory. Too many people here.
Go a-hunting.

[2] Your workers build a lump of wax. [1-1] The workers locate the Hive, who remembers that you never made peace with it. Several workers are killed, and they decide to kill you off again.

I become M.O.D.H.  --->  Machine meant Only for Destroying Hats

Your acronyming is off. [3] You are a MMODH--Machine Made Only for Damaging Hats.

WAS ALREADY DEAD YOU SILLY DUCK

>STAND BACK UP AS ZZZOMBIE, EAT BRAINS OF NEARBY NOISY PERSON TO HEAL SELF

>THEN MEDITATE

[4] You're as lively as ever. [3-1v1] tomio contributes his brain to your health. Respawn?

Post Bail with hidden stash of gold. GET A FREAKING ROOM WITH THE LEFTOVER GOLD!

[2] Your stash isn't in the jail cell.

Absorb the worship of Miskos people to acend to former glory.

[6] You ascend past the plane of this game. Respawn?

Respawn as a force golem.

Before you ask, yes, this does actually exist as a D&D monster. Look it up.

[3] You respawn as a forceful stone golem.

Normal Fox.

Then at LEAST try to manifest supernatural powers.

[1] You manifest the power to set yourself on fire. You discover this by setting yourself on fire.

((These are MTs: http://armoredcore.wikia.com/wiki/Muscle_Tracer))

Turn into Mr T MT.
Leave nation.

[6] You are an MT with a golden chassis and Mr. T driving. [1-1-1] Between the weight of the gold, the inexperience of Mr. T at driving mechs, bad luck, and the second-action penalty, you explode. Population falls.

GM Turn:
De Jägermonstern und Jägerebels set aside der differences to rejoin der reborn leader!
The hive sends its beetles and tarantula to siege the lump of wax. They take a moment to consider how ludicrous their enemy's structure is. The aphids lay 110 eggs.
The mech [5] upgrades its systems.

[Tavik Toth]

Respawn as a MT again
Leave tank nation.

[Tiruin]

Revive. Same settings.

Still doing it with the magic.

[tomio175]

Kill rival bagelmaker, take patent, keep on selling bagels. Buy more mechs.

You forgot mine. Also, if it fails, do it again.

[Furtuka]

Upgrade to destroying hats

[misko27]

Motherfucker.

Outnumbered. Fortunately, the larvae hatch this turn.

> For now, Evacuate as many workers and eggs as possible.
> Pray to the world serpent. (Not real action.)

[Spinal_Taper]

No. Go and kill whomever is playing me.

[Vorthon]

RAISE AN ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE ARMY. GO ON A RAMPAGE, ENGULFING ALL OF CREATION IN A MAELSTROM OF BLOOD AND GLORY.

[misko27]

No. Go and kill whomever is playing me.

That'll work out well. "You kill Spinal_Taper, in real life! No respawns cause your dead."

Could someone with a phone call an exterminator? Preferably one who will not kill the bees in the lump of wax.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Kill rival bagelmaker, take patent, keep on selling bagels. Buy more mechs.

You forgot mine. Also, if it fails, do it again.

You donated your brain to a zzombie.