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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism II: Derm'd again  (Read 50171 times)

tomio175

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Does no one like you?
« Reply #135 on: November 05, 2012, 05:05:02 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on November 05, 2012, 04:38:18 pm
Infect more dead bodies
That's my job, dude.
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...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
Because each player's delicious tears are fuel for the continued torture that is the Warrens of Oric the Awesome.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Does no one like you?
« Reply #136 on: November 05, 2012, 05:07:06 pm »
Quote from: tomio175 on November 05, 2012, 05:05:02 pm
Quote from: Furtuka on November 05, 2012, 04:38:18 pm
Infect more dead bodies
That's my job, dude.

Alright let's go, zombies vs mechs! The greatest battle of all time!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Does no one like you?
« Reply #137 on: November 05, 2012, 06:29:12 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on November 05, 2012, 05:07:06 pm
Quote from: tomio175 on November 05, 2012, 05:05:02 pm
Quote from: Furtuka on November 05, 2012, 04:38:18 pm
Infect more dead bodies
That's my job, dude.

Alright let's go, zombies vs mechs! The greatest battle of all time!
Mech-mounted chainsaws.
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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on April 21, 2013, 09:17:18 pm
...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
Because each player's delicious tears are fuel for the continued torture that is the Warrens of Oric the Awesome.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: So many NPCs...Why?
« Reply #138 on: November 05, 2012, 06:46:16 pm »
Quote from: Vorthon on November 04, 2012, 08:25:40 pm
KICK AGAIN. FOR DE HAT. FOR NARNIA. FOR REVENGE.
Vo needs a reason? [4] Hyu kick savagely, but only dislodge zum dirt.

Quote from: misko27 on November 04, 2012, 08:35:59 pm
Send Contingent of workers guarded by warriors to World Serpent Inn to establish base, preferably whatever room Cassandra is In.
Rally all insects in Inn to unite Into the Insect republic of Minimalist RTD's!
[6] The workers and warriors set up a rival hive in the World Serpent Inn!

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on November 04, 2012, 08:38:55 pm
Be the world serpent. Rebel.
[5] You are Jormugdur. That's how you spell it, right? I'm not sure what you're rebelling against, though...

Quote from: Cassandra on November 04, 2012, 08:39:09 pm
"Well, that could have went better." Find empty room so I can relax and focus on future plans.
[12] You can't find any empty rooms. Also, congrats on being the first player I've felt so bad for that I rerolled a die for them.

Quote from: Doomblade187 on November 04, 2012, 09:21:07 pm
Slash the losing swordsmen.
[1] You slip into his hand.

Quote from: Tiruin on November 04, 2012, 11:10:47 pm
Summon friendly foxfire to my aid.
[2+1] You summon a weak foxfire. Is that more foxlike or more firey?

Quote from: tomio175 on November 05, 2012, 11:02:04 am
TRY AGAIN!
Try what again?

Quote from: Tavik Toth on November 05, 2012, 01:16:38 pm
Go to earth.
Form army/nation of tanks like in the video game seek and destroy.
[2] No dice.

Quote from: anailater on November 05, 2012, 02:27:53 pm
Respawn as GRAVITY!
THEN DIE, CAUSING EVERYONE TO FLOAT TO SPACE!
[6] You are pure gravity. You get sucked into yourself and can't escapef. Respawn?

Quote from: Furtuka on November 05, 2012, 04:38:18 pm
Infect more dead bodies
[3] You infect a dead body.

GM Turn:
The swordsmen [5+1-1v3v3] are finished off by the one with an actual sword, proving the utility of weaponry.
The tortoise [6] shakes off both Vorthon and a chunk of its shell.
Megamech look at the zombie, and [6] burns it and several of the clones to death, overheating. It shuts down!
The rival ant colony [5] recruits a bunch of bugs.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Does no one like you?
« Reply #139 on: November 05, 2012, 06:47:10 pm »
Fight the rules of the universe. Become unsubject to them.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Does no one like you?
« Reply #140 on: November 05, 2012, 06:48:26 pm »
Adapt to infect living people.

Infect everything and attack the mechs!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Does no one like you?
« Reply #141 on: November 05, 2012, 06:56:21 pm »
Rally army of Jäegermonsters, head into battle against both the mechs and zombies!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: What passes for a plot thickens!
« Reply #142 on: November 05, 2012, 06:57:04 pm »
Offer thanks to the GM. Then find empty room.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: What passes for a plot thickens!
« Reply #143 on: November 05, 2012, 08:55:40 pm »
Possess the swordsman holding me, fight the zombie horde.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: What passes for a plot thickens!
« Reply #144 on: November 05, 2012, 08:59:56 pm »
The rebels will be no match for the laboratory!

Find something dangerous and usable by ants and attack enemy hive!
Steal their stuff.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: What passes for a plot thickens!
« Reply #145 on: November 05, 2012, 10:38:34 pm »
>MEDITATE
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Does no one like you?
« Reply #146 on: November 05, 2012, 11:20:26 pm »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on November 05, 2012, 06:47:10 pm
Fight the rules of the universe. Become unsubject to them.
[0] No.

Quote from: Furtuka on November 05, 2012, 06:48:26 pm
Adapt to infect living people.

Infect everything and attack the mechs!
[5] You now affect living people. [6] Everything is infected, giving them superhuman strength! Then they fight it off; after this turn, nothing will not be immune to you.

Quote from: Vorthon on November 05, 2012, 06:56:21 pm
Rally army of Jäegermonsters, head into battle against both the mechs and zombies!
[5] Hyu raise an army uf tree hundred seventy-fiff Jäegers! Kountink hyuself.
[3-1+1] Hyu kill a zombie und dent de mech's legs.

Quote from: Cassandra on November 05, 2012, 06:57:04 pm
Offer thanks to the GM. Then find empty room.
You're welcome. [4] You find an empty room, hut need to pay for it.

Quote from: Doomblade187 on November 05, 2012, 08:55:40 pm
Possess the swordsman holding me, fight the zombie horde.
[1] You lose all ability to think freely. Respawn?

Quote from: misko27 on November 05, 2012, 08:59:56 pm
The rebels will be no match for the laboratory!

Find something dangerous and usable by ants and attack enemy hive!
Steal their stuff.
[1] You find a Bunsen burner. 27 workers demonstrate its lethality.
[6v5+2] You do well, killing the traitor warriors and half of the bees, but then the rhinoceros beetles show up and decimate your forces nine times. Decimate means "kill ¹/10, right?

Quote from: Yoink on November 05, 2012, 10:38:34 pm
>MEDITATE
[6+1] You achieve enlightenment. Sorta.

GM Turn:
The mech [3] partly recovers from overheating.
The last swordsman [1] becomes trapped in his sword which was Doomblade.
The clones [2] hurt their hands on the mech.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: First Blood?
« Reply #147 on: November 05, 2012, 11:22:52 pm »
FUCK EVERYTHING UP WITH VIOLENCE AND HAMMINESS.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: First Blood?
« Reply #148 on: November 05, 2012, 11:24:06 pm »
Rebuild force, more ants!
Then send propaganda to the wounded enemies, telling them they will be spared if they join us. If they don't, we unleash the magic of fire!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: First Blood?
« Reply #149 on: November 05, 2012, 11:38:08 pm »
Improve Foxfire - more fiery. :P
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