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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism II: Derm'd again  (Read 50149 times)

Cassandra

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: So many NPCs...
« Reply #90 on: November 02, 2012, 06:03:38 pm »

Prepare strike plan to infest zombies and undermine their structural integrity.
Take stock of laboratory and defensive positions for larva and queen.

There are no zombies. Everyone came back to life.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: So many NPCs...
« Reply #91 on: November 02, 2012, 06:04:53 pm »

Burn zombies to death with a flamethrower.. Avoid burning players and self.
Why? I need no reason. I just wanna watch people burn.
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misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: So many NPCs...
« Reply #92 on: November 02, 2012, 06:05:42 pm »

Prepare strike plan to infest zombies and undermine their structural integrity.
Take stock of laboratory and defensive positions for larva and queen.

There are no zombies. Everyone came back to life.
Fine then. New plan.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: So many NPCs...
« Reply #93 on: November 02, 2012, 06:19:14 pm »

A RESPAWN IS A RESPAWN
MAKE NPCS MY SLAVES.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: So many NPCs...
« Reply #94 on: November 02, 2012, 06:38:37 pm »

Attempt to reassert my control over the revived infected NPC's
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: So many NPCs...
« Reply #95 on: November 02, 2012, 06:55:34 pm »

Shouldn't be too hard, three of them are yours.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: So many NPCs...
« Reply #96 on: November 02, 2012, 08:01:50 pm »

>ASSUME LOTUS POSITION ON BANKS OF STREAM ON FLOATING ISLAND

>PONDER WHETHER SELF IS LIVE OR ZZOMBIE

>EITHER WAY, MEDITATE
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Tiruin

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: So many NPCs...
« Reply #97 on: November 02, 2012, 09:51:39 pm »

"Why in the world is there an ant..."

Move away from that ant, then re-cast my shield around myself.

Also, conjure up clothing which fits me easily.
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Doomblade187

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: So many NPCs...
« Reply #98 on: November 02, 2012, 09:59:50 pm »

Sword: summon a body to wield you.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Evolution does not work that way!
« Reply #99 on: November 03, 2012, 11:00:26 pm »

Walk through doorway. Avoid annoyed Demigod.
Didn't you die?
[6] You respawn in the World Serpent Inn, specifically in the room of a pair of adventurers enjoying some, ah, alone time.

Attack GM himself for not repecting my authoritah.
[2v∞] Yeah, nice try. Respawn?

Respawn on the archangel inborbit of earth. Hopfully.
Wait.
[1] You respawn in orbital distance of the floor in the main room. You've got ten turns before hitting the ground.

Prepare strike plan to infest World serpent inn and undermine it's structural integrity.
Take stock of laboratory materials, with eye to anything to control zombie mech and places to defend Egg and queen.
[4] Plan prepared. Wait for the larvae to grow up, though...
[4] Check. They mostly need humanoid hands to use. You find plenty of good spots and arbitrarily choose a random cabinet.

RAAAAAAAAGE the island to death.
[1] You nurture the island into life! It's now a Turtle Island!

Burn zombies to death with a flamethrower.. Avoid burning players and self.
Why? I need no reason. I just wanna watch people burn.
[2] hissss

A RESPAWN IS A RESPAWN
MAKE NPCS MY SLAVES.
[2] They're not interested in your proposal.

Attempt to reassert my control over the revived infected NPC's
[4] Okay, this won't end well...

>ASSUME LOTUS POSITION ON BANKS OF STREAM ON FLOATING ISLAND

>PONDER WHETHER SELF IS LIVE OR ZZOMBIE

>EITHER WAY, MEDITATE
The island isn't floating. [2] Ooh, rock!

"Why in the world is there an ant..."

Move away from that ant, then re-cast my shield around myself.

Also, conjure up clothing which fits me easily.

[1-1] Ouch. Respawn as something better at magic?

Sword: summon a body to wield you.
[6] You summon three swordsmen, who start squabbling o er the sword!

GM Turn:
Holy carp, that's a lot of NPCs. They're all looking about stupidly.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: So many NPCs...
« Reply #100 on: November 03, 2012, 11:02:36 pm »

RESPAWN beside the GM as Spy. Eternal Reward backstab.
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misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: So many NPCs...
« Reply #101 on: November 03, 2012, 11:05:04 pm »

Huh, sucessful. Dudn't think I'd make it this far


>Develop ability to form humanoid appendages from swarm.
>Practice skillz on doorknob.
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Tiruin

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: So many NPCs...Why?
« Reply #102 on: November 03, 2012, 11:18:58 pm »

Respawn as a Celestial Kitsune!

Blargh, must. Read. On. Manuals this time...
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Cassandra

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: So many NPCs...Why?
« Reply #103 on: November 03, 2012, 11:20:39 pm »

Apologize. Leave room. Check hallway.

Talking is a free action, after all.

Also, everyone came back to life last round, right?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: So many NPCs...Why?
« Reply #104 on: November 03, 2012, 11:23:32 pm »

Apologize. Leave room. Check hallway.

Talking is a free action, after all.

Also, everyone came back to life last round, right?
According to NPC list, mostly clones.
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