INFECT ALL THE DEAD BODIES
Oh, dear. [5] Very oh dear.
DIG UP! FOR NIZE HATZ EVERYWHERE!
Hatz? [1] Hyu hat! Iz verra sandy! Ahh! Iz not gud!
Respawn as a sword-wielding guy. With the number "187" printed on his shirt.
[1] You are a sword with" 187" engraved on the blade.
Finish Meditations, and create Doorway to World Serpent Inn. Walk in.
[5+1] There is a doorway in the main room marked World Serpent Inn. Several demigods poke their heads out, and one has enough of a beef with you to kill you before returning to her drink. Respawn?
Kick Darwin into the pit, ruining evolution forever. Then evolve into the DM, challenging the GM for INFINITE POWAHHHHHHH.
There is no pit. Evolution
definitely doesn't work that way.
Be more ants.
Build wall around lab complex.
[5] Your queen spews out 733 eggs, which will be larvae next turn and adults the turn after that. [1] Your ants dig a trench, then get buried when it collapses. Nine are lost.
>COME BACK TO LIFE AS ZZOMBIE
EXTRA 'Z' STANDS FOR 'ZEN'
[4] Check.
Respawn as a Respawn,
Go into another room.
[5] What the Abyss is a Respawn?
Examine self. Then test if I can wield magic by generating a shield around me.
[3] You make a puny shield. An ant wanders through it.
Autonomous state of the art battlemech, kill everyone but self, conjure non-toxic, non-poisonous donut. Eat donut.
Why are you being omnicidal?
[1] You generate a gas which brings everyone back to life! Even the zombies, who will be NPCs. So many NPCs...[5-1] You create a donut but, being a robot, can't eat it.
Stop self from being killed.
Build a battlestar.
[1] You take refuge in a furnace! Respawn?
GM TURN:
The NPCs take stock of their existence.
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