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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism II: Derm'd again  (Read 50390 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Try not to destroy the universe again.
« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2012, 09:05:42 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on October 27, 2012, 07:43:27 am
I punch a hole in the wall and run through it
[1] Your arm is broken. You run into the wall.

Quote from: anailater on October 27, 2012, 07:53:22 am
KILL THOSE WHO WOULD OPPRESS ME
LET ELMO LIVE
[5] Oh, wow. You strangle Furtaka (Respawn?) and use his corpse to attack Cassandra. Cass [6v4] can't dodge, although anailater sprains his arm.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on October 27, 2012, 08:02:58 am
FIX MECH
try to knock wall down
[6] Despite not having any tools, you make the mech stronger, faster,and smarter than it ever was before! Wait, smarter?

Quote from: Tiruin on October 27, 2012, 08:25:08 am
Conjure climbing equipment.
[4-2] Nope.

Quote from: Doomblade187 on October 27, 2012, 09:08:00 am
Respawn with the awesome sword in hand.
[3] You respawn. Your hand is pierced by the sword, nailing it to your corpse.

GM Turn:
5 [1] tries to sell some Sesame Street DVDs and collects a couple orders from each of you before realizing he doesn't have any. And he already took your money!
The cloaker on Tiruin [5] strangles him. Respawn?
The mech [5-2] conjures a basic robotics lab, through a door in the wall that is human-sized.
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misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Try not to destroy the universe again.
« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2012, 09:07:47 pm »
take over mech, ripping out AI where applicable.
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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Try not to destroy the universe again.
« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2012, 09:12:51 pm »
I respawn with my prize for winning the first Art of Minimalism
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Doomblade187

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: A Whole New Room
« Reply #18 on: October 27, 2012, 11:30:34 pm »
Carefully remove sword from hand, create PURIFIED AWESOME in lab.
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In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
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Tiruin

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: A Whole New Room
« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2012, 11:51:41 pm »
Conjure a manual about conjuration. A legible one.
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Cassandra

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: A Whole New Room
« Reply #20 on: October 28, 2012, 12:02:06 am »
Meditate, and add the results of this roll to my next action.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: A Whole New Room
« Reply #21 on: October 28, 2012, 07:17:55 am »
Talk to mech
Stop mech from being taken over.
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anailater

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: A Whole New Room
« Reply #22 on: October 28, 2012, 07:50:17 am »
BECOME THE BAD GUY
MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!1111ONE1!!!!
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Quote from: piecewise on August 12, 2012, 01:15:26 am
At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Try not to destroy the universe again.
« Reply #23 on: October 28, 2012, 08:25:14 am »
Quote from: misko27 on October 27, 2012, 09:07:47 pm
take over mech, ripping out AI where applicable.
[1-1] The mech assimilates you. Respawn?

Quote from: Furtuka on October 27, 2012, 09:12:51 pm
I respawn with my prize for winning the first Art of Minimalism
[6] Your prize: 5! Who promptly bonks you over the head.

Quote from: Doomblade187 on October 27, 2012, 11:30:34 pm
Carefully remove sword from hand, create PURIFIED AWESOME in lab.
[1] Does carefully removing your hand from your arm count? [6-1] You create a giant zombie mecha-dragon with flamethrowers and a geothermal reactor in its chest.

Quote from: Tiruin on October 27, 2012, 11:51:41 pm
Conjure a manual about conjuration. A legible one.
[5-2] Legible, but written in Sylvan.

Quote from: Cassandra on October 28, 2012, 12:02:06 am
Meditate, and add the results of this roll to my next action.
[1] Your next action will be at -2.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on October 28, 2012, 07:17:55 am
Talk to mech
Stop mech from being taken over.
The mech is not taken over. [5] You befriend the mech, kinda. It still won't let you out.

Quote from: anailater on October 28, 2012, 07:50:17 am
BECOME THE BAD GUY
MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!1111ONE1!!!!
[2] Nice try.

GM Turn:
#5 breathes a sigh of relief that no one retaliated for scamming you last turn.
The cloaker [2] goes for someone but crashes into the floor.
The mech [2] punches at the wall ineffectively.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Don't you Care About Being Scammed?
« Reply #24 on: October 28, 2012, 08:55:48 am »
Help mech knock wall down
If that doesn't work teleport me and mech onto a spaceship
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Tiruin

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Don't you Care About Being Scammed?
« Reply #25 on: October 28, 2012, 10:08:52 am »
Examine self. Do I have Sylvan heritage?
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Cassandra

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Don't you Care About Being Scammed?
« Reply #26 on: October 28, 2012, 10:49:00 am »
Preform a Xantalos. Waste turn flailing uselessly, and boasting about universal destruction.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Don't you Care About Being Scammed?
« Reply #27 on: October 28, 2012, 10:50:10 am »
I grab 5 and transform it into a gun.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Don't you Care About Being Scammed?
« Reply #28 on: October 28, 2012, 11:28:02 am »
I grab Furtuka and use him as a gun while he uses 5 as a gun to shoot the mech.
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Quote from: piecewise on August 12, 2012, 01:15:26 am
At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
So how are you today?

misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Don't you Care About Being Scammed?
« Reply #29 on: October 28, 2012, 05:35:36 pm »
Respawn as bees.
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