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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism II: Derm'd again  (Read 50639 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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The Art of Minimalism II: Derm'd again
« on: October 26, 2012, 08:45:19 pm »

After the universe was irreversibly transformed into 5, I decided to restart TAoM.
Minimalist RtD, join whenever. Have fun, check the OP occasionally.

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« Last Edit: December 02, 2012, 09:21:29 pm by GreatWyrmGold »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Try not to destroy the universe again.
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2012, 08:47:43 pm »

Summon 5.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Try not to destroy the universe again.
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2012, 08:51:40 pm »

...Derm it. Wait, you just did.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Try not to destroy the universe again.
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2012, 11:36:41 pm »

>SPAWN WEARING MONK HABIT

>MEDITATE
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Try not to destroy the universe again.
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2012, 11:39:58 pm »

I grab the nearest person and run up the wall dragging them behind me!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Try not to destroy the universe again.
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2012, 11:40:43 pm »

> GRAB SCYTHE FROM MID AIR.

> ATTACK ANAILATER!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Try not to destroy the universe again.
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2012, 11:44:07 pm »

...Derm it. Wait, you just did.
That isn't Derm'ing it...



Summon hooked daggers and cloak.
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Doomblade187

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Try not to destroy the universe again.
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2012, 11:50:11 pm »

Spawn with a sword and the laptop from the previous universe.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Try not to destroy the universe again.
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2012, 06:14:06 am »

Spawn a mech
Then knock one of the walls down
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Try not to destroy the universe again.
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2012, 07:27:51 am »

...Derm it. Wait, you just did.
That isn't Derm'ing it...
Familiar with how the first Art of Minimalism got destroyed?
Thankfully, that didn't happen this time.

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Summon 5.
[3] You summon a personification of the number 5. It sponsors some Sesame Street episodes.

>SPAWN WEARING MONK HABIT

>MEDITATE
[3] It's a bit musty but suitable. [5] You find inner peace.

I grab the nearest person and run up the wall dragging them behind me!
That would be...anailater. Selected by rolling a die. You [2] miss and [1] strike the wall full-force.

> GRAB SCYTHE FROM MID AIR.

> ATTACK ANAILATER!
[3] You have an old, rusty scythe. [3v6] anailater dodges and runs into Furtaka.

Summon hooked daggers and cloak.
[4,1] You have hooked daggers and an unusually heavy cloak.

Spawn with a sword and the laptop from the previous universe.
[6,2] No laptop, but there's an awesome sword sticking out your abdomen! Oh, wait...Respawn?

Spawn a mech
Then knock one of the walls down
[3] You have an out-of-repair, realistic mech about AT-ST size. [1] Which breaks down before you can hit a wall. You are now trapped inside the mech!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Try not to destroy the universe again.
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2012, 07:43:27 am »

I punch a hole in the wall and run through it
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Try not to destroy the universe again.
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2012, 07:53:22 am »

KILL THOSE WHO WOULD OPPRESS ME
LET ELMO LIVE
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Try not to destroy the universe again.
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2012, 08:02:58 am »

FIX MECH
try to knock wall down
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Try not to destroy the universe again.
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2012, 08:25:08 am »

Conjure climbing equipment.
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Doomblade187

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Try not to destroy the universe again.
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2012, 09:08:00 am »

Respawn with the awesome sword in hand.
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