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[TopHat]

So then, after a while of playing RTDs, I've finally decided to make one.
But this one is different.
If you haven't already guessed from the title: You really need to get a brain transpla read on!
So, anyway, my new, not improved system is this:

Spoiler: rules (click to show/hide)

On your turn, put in brackets {these brackets} either Heads or Tails (along with an action)
E.g.

headbutt wall in face! {Heads}

If you're feeling lazy, just put {H} or {T}.
I will then roll a die flip a coin (tuppence if you're interested). If you got it right, yay for you! success! If you got it wrong, well, I'm sure you can guess what happens.

Want to play? Well, fill in this:

Spoiler: sign up sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: (duh)
Race: (Tolkienesque races- so halfling/man/elf etc.)
Age: (appropriate for race)
Bio: (optional)
Inventory: (prison clothes, bowl of prison food [your choice])
Action: (your first action)

EG: Name: Tommy Atkins
Race: human
Age: 18
Bio: (optional)
Inventory: prison clothes, bowl of soup.
Action: Headbutt wall in face {H}

Quick note:

Spoiler: updates (click to show/hide)

you get 24 hours MAX from update to update (unless I can't update for some reason, in which case forewarning will be provided). If you do not / cannot post, I'll be accepting suggestions.
Also, I'm in GMT.

I WILL BE ACCEPTING 5 PLAYERS AT FIRST.
FIRST COME FIRST SERVED.
EXPECT QUICK DEATHS, SO WAITLIST WILL BE PROVIDED.
HAVE FUN.

YOU ARE IN PRISON. YOU CAN'T REMEMBER WHY. HOW WILL YOU ESCAPE?
{{and with that, I go to bed. See you in the morning}}

[TopHat]

Spoiler: players (click to show/hide)

1. Player: GreatWyrmGold
Name: Urist Frarson
Race: Dwarf
Age: 21
Bio: Cog was a cheese maker's son. He was arrested due to stealing a few steel bars for a secret project which still bugs him.
Inventory: prison clothes.

2. Player: Caz
Name: Teacup
Race: goblin
Age: 9 (well-aged for a goblin!)
Bio: Back in yonder, Teacup was a wee goblin picking berries for the war paint tin. He loved to crush humans for their skull powder but their meat was not to his taste.
Inventory: prison clothes, two bowls of half-eaten paper mâché.

3. Player: Maximum Mcdreich
Name: flufflefairy Tenath
Race: Elf
Age: 57
Bio: Tenath is an elf. It's only NATURAL that every other race despises him. Heck, even other elves look down on him. But, he's quick with his hands and even quicker on his feet, so he gets by. Just don't ask how he failed so bad as to get captured.
Inventory: Prison clothes, bowl of gruel, a broken pin.

4. Player: Jellycat12
Name: Mary Sue
Race: Human
Age: 18
Bio: Insert tragic backstory here.
Inventory: Prison clothes, half eaten bowl of gruel.

5. Player: woose1
Name: James Sunderland
Race: Goblin
Age: 11
Bio: James was raised by a human family in some backwoods village. Thinks he's human. Will go blind with rage if anyone says otherwise.
Inventory: prison clothes, broken spork / shank.

Spoiler: waitlist (click to show/hide)

[GreatWyrmGold]

Name: Cog Frarson
Race: Dwarf
Age: 21
Bio: Cog was a cheese maker's son. He was arrested due to stealing a few steel bars for a secret project which still bugs him.
Inventory: prison clothes, bowl of gruel
Action: Hurl gruel at nearest guard and request plump helmets. {Tails}

[Caz]

Name: Teacup
Race: goblin
Age: 9 (well-aged for a goblin!)
Bio: Back in yonder, Teacup was a wee goblin picking berries for the war paint tin. He loved to crush humans for their skull powder but their meat was not to his taste.
Inventory: prison clothes, bowl of lumpy snot
Action: gorge on bowl of snot! [T]

[TopHat]

You're both in.

[Maxinum McDreich]

Name: Flufflefairy Tenath
Race: Elf
Age: 57
Bio: Tenath is an elf. It's only NATURAL that every other race despises him. Heck, even other elves look down on him. But, he's quick with his hands and even quicker on his feet, so he gets by. Just don't ask how he failed so bad as to get captured.
Inventory: Prison clothes, bowl of gruel, a pin.

Action: Pick lock {Tails}

Caz, that is disgusting XD

[Caz]

Caz, that is disgusting XD

Yeah? Just wait until my character realises that Tenath's nose is full of 'elf candy'.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Fixed.

[TopHat]

Maximum Mcdreich: you're in.
Anyone else?

[Jellycat12]

Name: Mary Sue
Race: Human
Age: 18
Bio: Insert tragic backstory here.
Inventory: Prison clothes, bowl of gruel.
Action: Seduce guards. {T}

[TopHat]

Just one more person needed...

[woose1]

Name: James Sunderland
Race: Goblin
Age: 11
Bio: James was raised by a human family in some backwoods village. Thinks he's human. Will go blind with rage if anyone says otherwise.
Inventory: prison clothes, loaf of stale bread, broken spork
Action: Become a master bread swordsgoblin {H}

[TopHat]

Brilliant. Turn 1 will be up shortly

[TopHat]

TURN ONE - A BAD START

Cog:{T}
You fling the gruel at the nearest guard, an old human! Covered in gruel, he walks off to see if they have any 'small purple mushrooms' as you described them. The other guard laughs so hard he falls off his chair.

Teacup: {H}

The snot was paper mâché. The guards are laughing at their cruel joke.

Tenath: {H}
You break the pin trying to pick the lock with it. The guards notice your escape attempt and one walks towards you menacingly. Oops.

Mary: {H}
The guards are female.

James: {T}
You begin practising your skills with the bread.
Hmm, hungry...
...
Item eaten: bread.

{That was a lot of failures.}

[woose1]

Okay, bad start, but we can still salvage this.
>Sharpen spork on wall to make impromptu prison shank {H}