Name:
The Swedish Chef (Must be bolded)
Class Type: Berzerker Chef
+3 Strength
+3 Toughness
+2 Brutality
+2 Improvised Weapons/Unarmed Combat
+1 Spontaneity-3 Stealth
-2 Finesse
-2 IntelligenceCan summon Mr Fox or Tom the retarded assistant to help him. Mr Fox is a devious trickster (Intelligence, Stealth, Finesse, Precision), while Tom has an explosive personality (Explosives, Incindiaries, Firearms)
Loud: His voice can melt wood. Essentially, he can do a SWEDISH Ro Dah. This generally kills things. Cooldown 2 turns.
This is taking too much time!: The chef unleashes a devastating knife flurry, slicing anything in its path in half. Cooldown 1 turn.
Mayo Rush: Whenever the Chef consumes enough mayonnaise, he enters a ragestate, giving him +1 to rolls/+1 to stats temporarily. (Whichever one is good, GM)Mayo Withdrawl: Needs mayo to stay powerful. If he doesn't consume mayo every 2 turns, he starts getting maluses to his stats. Too long without mayo (say 6-8 turns) and he becomes a helpless wreck.Inventory:
Knife: 8 inches of solid steel, specially enchanted by SWEDISH PONIES to be nigh unbreakable and able to slice through anything.
Gauntlets: Doubles his punching power, not that he needs it.
Viking Chestplate: Passed down from father to sun for many generations, this extremely strong armor bears the symbol of a jar of mayo.
Viking Helmet: To intimidate in battle, the Chef wears this horned helmet. Also protects his enemies from hitting his head; they'd be dying by the millions if they were exposed to that much Sweden!
Armored Boots: Allows his feet to crush his enemies that much easier.
Spoon: To eat mayo,
among other things.Mayo: The source of his power, his holy grail, and his pre-dinner snack. Starts with 6 jars.
Description:
Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time were visiting Equestria in order to educate the puny cooks here as to what REAL cooking is like. Then they heard that Princess Celestia, having already gone tyrant (the Swedes were badass enough to not care), had banned mayonnaise on a whim. They also learned that she intends to conquer the universe and remove mayo from everywhere. This pissed them off, to put it lightly.
If this isn't too OP, I'd like to switch my character to a
Bold Maroon Swedish Chef.