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[Kilroy the Grand]

I've had my eyes on this game for a little while, I heard it was pretty bad, so I thought it would be kinda fun to play. I hope you all enjoy.

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I'll upload more later, pinkie promise.

• Intro
• The Noodle Arm
• Crazy physics
• Boxes on a Monorail
• Shit gets real
• A leap of faith
• Indiana Ann and the quest for the keycards!
• Anger Rising, key cards, OVERWHELMING!
• Damn, that's a dam
• I miss the obvious, multiple times!
• Where have all the good crates gone!?
• Jumping puzzles, I hate jumping puzzles.
• I want to believe.
• Worst computer security in the world
• Never tempt fate
• At least the music is cool
• Open the door
  
  • This reminds me of a different level...
    
    • I finally escape from The Lost World
      

[Jerick]

Oh! Trespasser!
I actualy have this game, it's surprisingly fun to play despite being an undeniably crap game.
It's worth keeping in mind that this game is literaly half finished.
It was taken from the developers and put on shelves, or to put it another way what was released was basicly a dev version long before it was ready.
You'll see this come into play as you get near the end where things are half finished and crashes common.
But credit where credit is due they did try many new things.

[Neonivek]

I am surprised this game gets all the attention too given that... well... Zoo Tycoon did this game better with their dinosaur expansion.

[Jerick]

I am surprised this game gets all the attention too given that... well... Zoo Tycoon did this game better with their dinosaur expansion.

Your thinking of operation genesis this is an fps with noodle arms and other weirdness.

[Neonivek]

I am surprised this game gets all the attention too given that... well... Zoo Tycoon did this game better with their dinosaur expansion.

Your thinking of operation genesis this is an fps.

Ohhh...

Well this isn't the Scary Jurrasic park, nor is it the rails jurrasic park (Dang it, is it possible to clear that dinosaur poop?), nor is it the 2d rails jurrasic park.

So...

I never heard of this. hmmmm

[Kilroy the Grand]

I am surprised this game gets all the attention too given that... well... Zoo Tycoon did this game better with their dinosaur expansion.

Your thinking of operation genesis this is an fps.

Ohhh...

Well this isn't the Scary Jurrasic park, nor is it the rails jurrasic park (Dang it, is it possible to clear that dinosaur poop?), nor is it the 2d rails jurrasic park.

So...

I never heard of this. hmmmm

From what I gather it's pretty much a half finished tech demo that sold 50,000 copies.

[Thexor]

I am surprised this game gets all the attention too given that... well... Zoo Tycoon did this game better with their dinosaur expansion.

Your thinking of operation genesis this is an fps.

Ohhh...

Well this isn't the Scary Jurrasic park, nor is it the rails jurrasic park (Dang it, is it possible to clear that dinosaur poop?), nor is it the 2d rails jurrasic park.

So...

I never heard of this. hmmmm

From what I gather it's pretty much a half finished tech demo that sold 50,000 copies.

And which would never be played, if it didn't have a reputation for being a broken, half-finished tech demo. 

[Kilroy the Grand]

I won't deny that fact.

[Thexor]

I won't deny that fact.

And you're willing to subject yourself to this torture for our amusement.

For that, I salute you!

(And pity you.)

[Kilroy the Grand]

Well I added two additional videos, The first is a bit boring, but the second well... You'll see.

[Jerick]

small tip; melee weapons weren't impliemented properly so they don't actualy deal any more damage than hitting them with a faom bat 
Good luck

[Kilroy the Grand]

small tip; melee weapons weren't impliemented properly so they don't actualy deal any more damage than hitting them with a faom bat 
Good luck

I figured as much, besides do you think I'm crazy enough to attack a raptor with a baseball bat? Also new video up.

[Neonivek]

Psh "This game is incredibly *Bad*"

I have worse games!... uhhhh... not any that would be entertaining to watch (That I keep trying to make a picture Letsplay of). So uhhh.... good work!

Sometimes Kilroy your voice enters fancypants

I am starting to remember this game slightly. This may have been a game people looked forward to at one point.

Also with how the arm acts... honestly it looks almost like a seperate character acting on its own independently. Like some weird Hand Muppet.

[Kilroy the Grand]

Psh "This game is incredibly *Bad*"

I have worse games!... uhhhh... not any that would be entertaining to watch (That I keep trying to make a picture Letsplay of). So uhhh.... good work!

Sometimes Kilroy your voice enters fancypants

I am starting to remember this game slightly. This may have been a game people looked forward to at one point.

Also with how the arm acts... honestly it looks almost like a separate character acting on its own independently. Like some weird Hand Muppet.

They said that this game would change the industry, that it would mark the epoch of new generation of games. As you see, there was massive disappointment.

And the arm is... very odd to control.

[Neonivek]

Yeah it is a shame because I kinda saw what they were trying to go for. It was supposed to be sort of survival horror so to speak with you using objects around you for protections or to do things.

Instead so far it is about a woman with a magical tatoo and a obsession with her own breasts, and her friend Armie and its gun crazyness' gun toting adventures through site B.

I do have to ask: Is it not possible to change your controls in this game? because the sheer number of times you tossed your weapons because they made the left click the "Toss your weapons like a dummy" button...

(Also odd that this is the first game where you play a genuin Schizo)