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[Xanmyral]

[They're trying to make you into that one guy from Fallout, the ghoul who turned into a tree. Oh sure, it started with a branch, but then his head turned into a tree top, now? Now he's a giant tree rooted in the ground somewhere. Well, until someone comes along to burn him.]

[Harry Baldman]

Inside the tower of the Artiste...

Mark explains what he meant by that last note in short, but effective terms.

giant frikking lizard outside

"Oh! You don't say. Well, why don't you take care of that, Mark? It is your birthday, after all."

They all begin to chant "Go Mark, go Mark! It's your birthday, it's your birthday!"

Damn it, now he has to do it.

[killerhellhound]

go out side and use wind magic to displace the air in the lizards lungs.

[Harry Baldman]

In the tower of the Artiste...

Mark goes outside and tries to use wind magic on the dang lizard crashing his party.

[Wind magic roll: 2]

Sadly, nothing seems to really be happening. The lizard just keeps walking towards him! And boy, does it look unfriendly or what.

You have to wonder where it came from, really. Doesn't seem like the sort of thing that could hide anywhere around here. And the climate is rather inhospitable to such a lizard, so it couldn't have chosen to come here.

[killerhellhound]

its an fake disbelieve it and if that dosent work look for weaknesses

[Xantalos]

((Ah, there's the Mark we all know and love! Also we get to see those unseeable rolls in action.))

[killerhellhound]

Its probably my paranoia but I had a thought that the monster could be attracted to the cake   

[miauw62]

((Looks like it's time for you to pull a Jordan: DISBELIEF DISBELIEF DISBELIEF DISBELIEF DISBELIEF DISBELIEF.))

[Tomcost]

((Looks like it's time for you to pull a Jordan: DISBELIEF DISBELIEF DISBELIEF DISBELIEF DISBELIEF DISBELIEF.))

((Wasn't James the one that tried that (and partially succeded in defeating a moving playgrund that way)?))

[miauw62]

((Really? I think it was Jordan, but I'm not sure. Could've been James too.))

[Harry Baldman]

In the streets of Emlocke...

Mark attempts to disbelieve the existence of the giant thunder lizard!

Unfortunately, it looks very, very real to him. And sounds like it, too.

[Thunder Lizard vs. Mark: 6+2 vs. 2+2]

And stomps like it, too! Mark's legs are totally flattened by the mighty foot of the creature! Hm. Perhaps it has a weakness?

Ooh, ooh! He knows! It's probably the eye, the brain or its possible nonexistence!

[Thunder Lizard vs. Mark: 6+2 vs. 2+2-1]

Yet another stomp crushes his torso, destroying a a whole lot of roots!

[Mark will roll: 4]

Eh. He's had worse. Well, not really, but it really sounds cooler this way.

[Onyxjew944]

Wow, are we on the brink of a TPK?

[Onyxjew944]

Spoiler: waitlist (click to show/hide)

Name: Chanticleer
Gender: Male
Archetype: Vampire
Biography: Chanticleer is the son of a dairy farmer and a harlet. This union worked out about as well as expected. That is to say they are happily married to this day. Chanticleer was the thirty-third son of questionable parentage. His early life was spent as a child could be expected to. His undeath came at age thirty-two after fifteen faithful years of being a bum. Who would have thought allergies to cheese could possibly be fatal? Chanticleer didn't.

Checked by the Waitlist, would you mind adding this one in?

[Harry Baldman]

It is done. Chanticleer is Lucky Number Eight.

[killerhellhound]

use wind magic to throw my self through the tower portal
get fixed up